two's cumpany but three's allowed part 1: just a phase?

Aisling Weaver's Fuck Me Friday: Phase

Okays readers you've been introed to my pervy altered ego Miss Sandie courtesy of my very filthee fucktoy Andy cos that's what he'd luv outta his cumslut. Gawshikins! :-o Now Andy has other fantasies n fuck I should have seen this cumming yonkies off cos it's what all guys want. Besides bjs, hornee dirtee sex and no commits lol!

So what would a filthee fucktoy like Andy want besides (n these are his words!) 'a filthy horny dirty slutty hungry wild Cumslut!' :-o Did I mention I'm a kinda reddish brunette (cept when I temp dyes my hair black as Miss Sandie ;-D ) cos I thought Andy luvs red. Okays so the 'reddish' is dye as wells but Andy ain't to knows that! And I'm kinda curvy cos I have a rav appetite n hey Andy luvs big titties! If I diet they're the first to sag so while Andy has kept me fitter than most luvahs n my tum is actually firming ups cos of all the gasms I'm getting and all those dirtee nights with Andy tween them means my thighs are pretty ripped too, I gotta appetite from hell which is made evens worse cos I get even hungrier when hornee! :-o

Wells I hopes it's just a phase cos it turns out what Andy would luv is... no waits, it's best if I just tells like it happened. So it's a Fri Night n Fri Nights are usually Andy Nights™ To Make the weekend Takeoff Merrily with Terrific Momentum n lot a lil Teasy Mischievousness not To Mention Titillating Magnetism n Twisted Moves! And that's just for starteroonees! ;-D A lil clubbing, some dirtee n I means REAL DIRTEE dancing cos we make Patrick Swayze n Jennifer Grey looks like real wusses, a lotta snawgging, some drinkees n dare chasers n some kinkee fantasy discuss bout what we likes in bed n other places and in no times at all Andy n me are shugging aways  the rest of Sat Morn playing 'last fucktoy or cumslut awake' as we try n exhaust each other n fuck it's usually a draw! ;-D

But this ain't a usual Fri Night so I dunno why I tolds you all that! :-P Cos Andy turns up with ANOTHER FUCKING GAL IN TOW! :-O I mean X-OOO cos my jaw is on the floor n no that ain't a kinky bj pos eithers! :-O What kinda shakes me cos I'm suddenly thinkings that the no commit thang means Andy has found another gal hornier n filthier n more willing to do dirtee thangs than lil old me! Sobs! X-( Nice of him to introduce us tho, I think, rather than keeps it a sordid lil secret. Huh did I just type that!? I'm usually jealous but Andy n me have had such funs I ain't really cared til now. The other irritating thang is that this other gal could be me in the mirror cos she's bout the same height weight n wikkid nawtee look as me too. Cept she's blonde. With blue eyes where mine are grey green. Ish. Sorta. She's like a fit Swedish porn actress equiv of me n prob called Ulrika-ka-ka-ka or somethang n talks in a weird accent that Andy is gonna find hornier n more cock rousing than my south U of the K twang he used to luv, spesh when I use it in slut mode cos I thoughts for Andy there ain't sexier talking than a posh gal saying dirtee thangs, the louder the betters! :-o

So my legs have gone jelly n my lip is quivering n my cunny is askin 'what gives up there?' as my nips shrug n retreat into my titties for cover at the threatening bitch slap fest. Cos fuck i already wanna be Miss Sandie on this BLONDE BITCH n really REALLY SLAP HER cos she's got my FUCKTOY! I'd slap Andy too but he luvs that too muchies! :-P 'Sandie...' he begins with the biggest fucking fuckiest of grinny grin GRINS, 'This is Trinity.' Oh wells I'm thinking in the dirtiest filthiest moodiest fucking corner of my thoughts, I'm so fucking pleased to meecha! NOT! NO NEVA NOT NADA NOTTIKINS! Fuck, I hopes I didn't say that outs loud cos as much as I wanna drown her 'pleased to meecha back' friendly with my cunny for the filthiest bitch slap I can thinks, that would be kinda impolites! :-P

Trinity. Right. Kthnxbai. Cyas. Sorted.

My right arm is twitching to slap both in one goes n my left is bout to slam the door in both their happy grinny faces afters when Andy pounces forwards n smooches the anger from me. I means I'm all heartpoundy n redfaced n Andy goes n licks my tonsils the fucking bastard! Cos if he thinks he's gonna get rounds me that ways then... fuck yeh he is! One Andy Hand™ has Torn Masterly up my skirt n Twanged MyThong outta Twat Muffless for a Teasy Masturbation! I mean he's fingerfucking my cunny on my doorstep! Look out neighbs! I'm lifted on tiptoe in my killer heels is he wanks my clit to gasm in just a few secs n then my cunny is going for a vajgasm too cos he's hitting all my buttons n a few mores I dunno bout but my fucktoy has founds them anyways! :-D My cunny shudders n squirts into his palm n fuck I don't usually do thats even when I'm prepared so fuck where did THAT CUM FROM!? I do have to says though that since being with Andy my cunny has been worked out so much it's really fucking sensitive n I only gotta think of Andy n I'm fucking hornees to go! Which is great if Andy is here but not so muchies when not. 

Okays so nows he's not only embarrassed me by bringing his nu cumslut round, at least I ASSUMES she is cos fuck has she gotta another thang cumming if she ain't n nows I've just gasmed in from of her! Andy is pretty muchikins holding me up by my cunny cos my legs have just melted under me or mebbe that was my cunny as well! :-o Andy grins his usual cute sexsay Andy grin and turns to whatsherfaceka-ka-ka. 'See, didn't I tell you she was always horny? She just... ' Yeh thanx Andy n my mind snaps back into focus with a lil gasmic blurring to pull tissues from my shoulder handbag in record time to wipe my juices from his hand just as he's bout to show Trinititties or whatever she calls herselves! I offer my shaking hand to shake her by the neck as she politely - ooh ain't she the dainty one? - takes it in her hand n gives it a polite clasp. Well I ain'ts perxactly gonna hug n airkiss her, am I? Besides which my legs are still jelly with a topping of my gasm juices trickling down them n fuck is her sense of smell is anythang as sharp as mine, she's gonna knows why I can'ts moves anyways. ANDY WHAT HAVE YOU FUCKING DONE TO ME YOU... YOU... FUCKTOY YOU! X-o

Now I'd assumeds Andy n me were going clubbing cos I'm all clubbed up in my usual dress-to-impress-Andy-n-get-him-hard-jus-lookin-at-mes but he needles his way in with whaddyacallhers in tow like a blonde puppy doggie, shutting the door behind them. Please Andy, you n Sluttrinity make yourselves right at home! Right cos Miss Sandie had made such an impresh on Andy n yeh his cute arse is still stinging lol I'd dressing a bit like her with my hair reddy-black n the fishnet heels cept it's my comfy stretch denim skirt dyed black n cos I don't think the club would let me wear that leather jerkin w. my titties hanging out I've got a matching black dennie jacket over it. I was gonna surprise Andy w. the leather thang later but now I'm not so sures! Andy shows Trinitwats into the lounge and closes the door to cum back to me. Legs, stop being jelly cos I NEED TO KICK ANDY IN THE COCK DEPT. RIGHT NOWS! Which is diff cos they are still jelly n cos Andy is still grinning his grin like Cheshire is missing its Cat! Then he notices my scowl. Soz did my face just wear that expresh out loud? Fuck yeh!

'What's the matter, babe?' He says all luvlyduvy n touches my almost tearful face. 'Didn't you say if I found a hornee girl you'd do a threesome?'

Oh. :-o

Uh. Oh. X-o 

That. :-P

Well yeh okays, yeh I did yonks n yonks ago cos Andy had mentioned it n cos I was enjoying how hornee he mades me then yeh mebbe a threesum was on the table. Well I don't mean literally ON the table tho that would be kinda kinkee n fun too wouldn't it? I'd even had a galfriend in mind, the ever insatiable Teri n she had even said yeh but then disappeared so I assumed Andy had forgotted. Then when he mentioned it again cos I'd probably had another rawsum Andygasm I might have suggested that cos Teri ain't round anymores that mebbe if Andy found another hornee gal I might, just the littlest hint of a mebbe, say yeh okays n go for it. Only I had hoped Andy might ask first. I luv surprises n spesh sexsay Andy surprises but that ain't the one I was expecting! :-o

But at least it ain't the end tween Andy n me. Tho what perxactly this is the beginnings of I can only guess. :-P

Will Sandie get her own back on Andy n oojamaslutfeatures, I means Trinititties, when it cums to the Big Three? Is Trinitwats as much a cumslut as Sandie (yeh like fuck she is :-P ) and can Andy handle TWO cumsluts at once n who NOW gets to own Andy's Cock™ (Trinititties mebbe? No ways! :-o )? Will you cum back to find out!?

Watch this blog soonikins! :-P