Thursday 15 September 2011

panty fuck

Gotta luv my fucktoy cos whiles I ain't perxactly into porn unless I'm watching it with Andy so we both get absototally hornee before a good fuckfesting, I gotta fess up he gets some hawt idees from it! ;-D He also luvs my sexsay undies n luvs to suggest what I should wears or mebbe NOT wears if its my panties when going to work lol! :-)

Anyways Andy sexts me to ask what kinda undies I'd be wearing next hookup. 'Well what kinda undies would you like to tear off me luvah?' I sexts back. 'You got any which are sheer and really stretchy like stockings?' Well that's pretty specif for starters. 'Sures.' I sext back agains. 'Whys that luvah?' Andy's reply is more puzzling 'But not a thong right? It's got to cover some of your arse.' Oooh what IS he ups to n that's gotta be my next Q! Andy ain't gonna spoil any sexsay surprise. 'Just you wait cumslut!' Ooooh he is SUCH a cunnytease! ;-D I gotta tease back n sext 'You wanna have black or red or mebbe another colour?' I knows I gots black but Andy luvs deep dirtee red n tho I ain't got any I knows a good shop wheres I can gets some. 'Oooh you got red?' Hehehe see luvah you ain't the only one who can tease! X-D We're doing that fitting v.v.v.v. wells again! 'Mebbe' I sext back. Andy ain't replying straights away so I guesses he's gone off to wank bout that lol!

So it's round Andy's for the weekend and I shows up in my denim mini n jacket but as a tease I'm also wearing red sheer holdups WITH SEAMS n my red patent leather strappy heels, In facties everything I got on that ain't denim is red but Andy ain't to knows that just yet tho he has clues cos all my jewellery is red too n I gots the wikkidest shade of red lippy on! Andy's Eyes™ Twang Misbelievingly outta their sockets n lower down I don't have to see Andy's Cock™ To Make out it's Tightened Meanly n Throbbing Mercilessly in his boxies while cum Trickles Mebbe all down it before I even got in the door let alones Touch MyFucktoy!

What I luvs bout my fucktoy Andy is he ain't a time wasteroonee n as soon as the door is shut he's on me like the wildestest wild thang n smooching me gainst the wall tho I gotta say if he didn't do thats then I ain't a time waster either n would be slamming him gainst it too! We're tearing at each other's clothes as we slide n fumble long the hall n fall through his lounge door onto his sofa. My skirt n jacket are already off n I gots Andy down to his boxies where his cock is doing a whole loada sheerest stretching! But Andy actually stops me when he sees I gotta stretchy sheer top on in the deepest dirtiest red Andy can imagine. He can see my titties meshed n flattened insides as they wave back at him! ;-) Then Andy's Eyes™ Teardown MyBod to see what he's been waiting fors which are my nu sexsay even deeperer dirtierer redder sheer n stretchy knix. I got the bestest for my fucktoy cos they ain't got no gusset they're just sheersheersheer alls the way round n under! :-o

Andy's Hand™ Teases Menacingly down the smooth nylon lycra blend ToWhere MyCunny is all Torridly Moist under it. I wanna get nekkid with Andy n fuck the hornee daylights outta him cos it's been a WHOLE WEEK n while using Lil Andy™ my vibe while thinking of Andy still gives me amazing gasms there ain't no sub for the realest thang! I'm kinda straddling Andy on the sofa n my cunny is soaking my panties beside his boxies n wonder what he wants. 'I'm gonna take my boxies off.' Andy tells me n ain't no arguing there! 'But could you leave your panties on for doggying?'

Oooohkaaaays, I think, what's gonna happens here? My cunny ain't good enuffs for your cock now? 'Have you ever heard of pantyfucking?' Nope, ain't ringing luvah. 'Why? What's that?' It's got the word fuck in it so if Andy is involved it's gotta be good cos nothing he's suggested has been bad in factoes everythang has got me hornier than before which is quite a record! Andy gets out from under me and slides his boxies off, well unhooks is prob a better descrip cos his stiffie always catches somewhere on his waistband n I just LUV how it makes his cock bend down than twang up agains cos fuck I wanna be twanged by it RIGHT AWAYS! ;-D 'It's where I put my cock...' Andy explains. 'Yee-eeh...?' says me cos anythang involving fuck n cock n Andy is still sounding rawsum. Andy continues 'I put my cock inside your panties but not in your cunt and...' My eyebrows kinda raise cos I'm ain't perxactly getting this. 'And I, well, fuck your panties until I cum inside them?' Andy's Eyes™ try To Meet mine cos he's serious. 'Okays' I say 'What's in that for me?' cos my cunny wants filling badder than a bad bad thang n that's pretty fucking bad. Andy ain't absototally sure eithers. 'It's just something I'd like to try and you always usually end up liking it. Besides you like it when I cum on your titties and your back. Is it a problem if I cum inside your panties but not your cunt?' A really large penny drops. 'You DID bring more than one pair, didn't you? Sorry I didn't think! Although the thought of you not wearing any the rest of the weekend...' Andy's Cock™ does another TeasyDance Macabre for me at That Mention. Well hows can I refuse if it gets my fucktoy even more hornier?

'Okays' says I as Andy guides me to kneel up gainst the back of the sofa ready to get me or rather my panties doggied. 'Where'd you get that idee luvah?' I ain't able to see Andy's expresh but he mumbles 'Er, one of my mates mentioned it and he said he and his girlfriend had done it and it was fantastic for both of them.' Which I knows is Andyspeak for 'saw it in some porn'. Nows I ain't got any probs with Andy watching porn when I'm not rounds cos I knows he's got enuff pics of my bestest bits to wank over as well n like I said  if it keeps my fucktoy 24/7 hornee for his cumslut, namely me, then it's all beyond good.

'Oh you totally porned this, aincha?' I say. It ain't an accusation tho it cums out a lil like that. But nows Andy has got his fingers inside the legbands of my panties and is stretching them so his cock can slide along my arsecheekies. He is just letting go so his cock has my arse doing a kinda tittyfuck thang while trapped by the micromesh of my panties as I say this n I can feel Andy's Cock™ Temporarily Melt into limpness! Oh nos! :-o 'Luvah!' I Twist My head back to look at Andy 'You KNOW I don't mind but just be honest bout it, kays?' Andy's Cock™ Tween MyArsecheeks is Totally Meaning the biz again as he grips one hip n reaches round n up to grab a tit. Then I'm being rocked n fucked tho it's kinda strange having no Andy actually in my cunny but the feel of his savagely stiff shaft ramming along my arse is v.v.v.v. hornee spesh when he's playing with my titty!

'Grab both my titties luvah!' I tells him n my fucktoy ain't need telling twicies! Andy's Cock™ Tears Mightily Tween MyArsecheeks n I ain't realised how sensitive my arse is cos I can feel the luvly hardness n tingling throbby veins as well as Andy's precum lubing my skin so he slips n slides faster n stronger! :-o Courses having Andy's Hands™ TwistN Mangle my TittiesN MyNips as wells just makes it all The Mores hornier for me so while I'm sures Andy is luving his pantiefuck I ain't complainings either cos it's all filthee n so I just let rip with a loada filthee posh talk to get Andy™ Totally More in a Tear MyCunny in Two Mood! At The Mo tho he's almost Tearing MyNuPanties but fuck I ain't minding cos I knows Andy will buy me more if he thinks he can pantiefuck agains! And as he shoots his hawt stickee spunk along my arse so it smears over my cheeks as wells as thru the sheer mesh, dribbling along my spine n trickling down my hips, I gotta say I ain't thinkings I'm gonna mind. In facto as Andy is still fucking hard I might get him to pantie fuck me agains before I get my cunny to join the fun. Actually luvah, as I'm wearing a sheer red tee as well, why doncha pull it up n slip your cock tween my titties n see how a tittyfuck feels with that stretchy mesh on your cock too? ;-D And afterwards we'll watch some porn together for more idees n decide what to call a tittyfuck insides a stretchy sheer tee, hey luvah? ;-D

Wednesday 14 September 2011

two's cumpany but three's allowed part 5: blind man's muff

What has cum befores...

Andy has turned up at Sandie's on Fri Nite with a blonde gal called Trinititties, which is Sandieslang for Trinity. Sandie thinks she's gonna get dumped her for the blonde bitch but Andy is holding Sandie to a threesome she mebbe promised yonks back just cos okays? In Sandie's bedroom a bitch smackdown over Andy's Arse™ tween Sandie n Trinity ends in a draw so it's a tossup over who gets to fuck Andy! Read n wank on... ;-D



'Heads or tails?' asked Trinititties. Oh fuckikins, I'm thinking, I dunno if I can trust her. 'Shouldn't Andy do the coin thang?' Trini's titties shrug... fuck how does she get thems to dos that!? :-P and she tosses the coin to Andy who's now part kneeling up cos his arse is still really rawsum from alls the cropping n whippings. But he's got that mixed expresh of intense pain n luvly blissiful pleasure only a fucktoy like Andy can have cos the look on Andy's Cock™ is Totally Mazing! Like Truly Mega! ;-D I still ain't believings that I ain't had That Marvellous cock in my cunny yet this eve! :-P Only Trinititties MoundMasher! X-O Yeh that's still pretty owchies!

Andy catches the coin and slaps it on the back of his hand with a 'whos gonna call' expresh. I looks at Trinititties n she looks at me. Andy is still looking at both our titties like that's news. 8-P 'Tails!' I call cos I wanna nail Andy's Tail! I'm hopings Andy wants to nail my cunny toos n not Trini's twat after all I've gones thru to gets him! Andy peers under his palm to look at the coin. Cos his expresh is still a lil mixxy I'm not sure if he's pleased or not when he says 'Tails it is!'

'Yaaaaay!' my cunny goes all squee cos at lasties she's getting some Andy Cock™ tho some Tongue Might not be so bads! ;-D 'Whateva' My cunny sighs. 'Me jus wanna have fun!' which I guess means it didn't like Trinititties MoundMasher even tho it was a v.v.v.v. powerful gasm! Obv she wants to get the taste of Trinitwats outta her mouth! :-P

Anyways I has wons my Andy's Cock™ n abouts Time Methinks! Andy lies himself back on the duvet which ain't the easiest thang cos his rawsum arse can barely stand a lil soothing kiss from his cumslut let alones lying on it. :-o Nows he's gotta have his cumslut straddle n cowgirl him which is evens MORE WEIGHT so I hopes Andy really LUVS this kinda pain thang cos I ain't imaging how THAT'S gonna feel! :-P I shimmies on my fishnetted knees cross the bed til Andy™ is Tween My thighs n guide his really hard n huge cockup into my cunny which is shouting 'faster gal faster what's taking yous so fucking long!?' :-P No sense of occasion my cunny! We've both waited yonkies for this n I wanna get my Andy's worth! It's a long sloooooow soothing settle on my Andy's luvly cock™ Til My cunny is full of it n wowsahs Andy's Cock is so fucking erect it's Tugging My belly from the insides n giving my Gasm Spots a real scratchikins! So I kneels there but I don't wanna put my full curvy weight on Andy's Thigh cos my Tubby Massiveness is really gonna hurt his arse but he reaches up n Tickles MyTitties until I ain't gotta choices! WHAM! Full Sandie weight on Andy n full cunny over Andy's Cock! 'OoooOOOH' sighs me cos that last bit of Andy as my bare mound presses gainst his shaved pubes is just RAWSUM plusikins I gotta v.v.v.v pleased cunny which is doing all kinda hornee ripply thangs on Andy's Cock like a welcums homie hug! All snug n fit fittings.

'YeeeHAAAH ride ems cowgal!' My cunny is squeeeing cos it wants me to rock n bounce til it gets a taste of Andy's Cum™ which is soooo TASTY MmmmMMMM! ;-D Andy ain't looking at me in a 'that hurts a lot' kinda way. Well he is but it's a 'that hurts a LOAD but I'm really LUVING IT!' Ain't I gots me the perviestest of fucktoys!? ;-D Fuck YEH luvah n I'm absototally LUVING ITS TOO! So I lets my cunny lead Team Sandie as MC (that's My Cunny but alsos Mistress of Ceremoanies cos both Andy n me is moanings our bliss loudybigtimes! ;-D) to get my hips rocking n swaying n bouncyrumpybumpygrinding on Andy's Cock. Andy is giving out all kinda 'ooohs' n 'aaahs' n 'nnnnn' as my cunny plays trampy trampolines on his groinies! That is til Trinitwats has to do her part which is Andy's Head! She oozes into my sight with a wikkid look that says to me 'That ain't fucking your luvah bitch, THIS is fucking!' Andy™ still has his hands gripping my Titties Manily n is luving how they bouncies with me n jiggle under his fingers n I'm luving it too cos having Andy on my nips just absototally sends me too! But now Blondibitch is gonna spoils it all for mes by sitting on Andy's Face so I ain't even gonna be able to HEAR how I'm pleasing him as she gags him with her Blondibush! Oh NOS! X-P

Bitchititties kneels up and smooches MY ANDY with her cunny gainst his lips. I can see Andy's Tongue™ snaking up and Tasting More Than My comfort zone likes! And she's trying to tongue him backs with her oversize clitty! oh NOES!!! X-P Yukkies! I ain't caring if she's got the sweetestest most delish cunny ever cos I'm sure I winnywinwins that award but that's MY ANDY! I grits my teeth but tries to makes it look like a nice grin as I smash my thighs over Andy's Cock™ Totally Meaning 'Fucking? Blondibitch that AIN'T EVEN TOUCHING HIM!' By nows I could be demolishing houses with my hornee humping on Andy's Cock n hopes my bed is stronger than it looks cos Andy n me have been pretty fucking wild on it befores but now it's warranty testing times! :-O

Course that just makes Trinitricks mores of a cunnylingerer than she already is. She is absototally SNAWGGING Andy's Jaw with her vanil-coloured vaj n I don't have to see Andy's Tongue™ getting HER FLAVA to knows he is Thrilling MyEnemy a ways TOO MUCHIES for me to likes! Okays luvah I said I'd do a hornee threesome for yas but this is Truly Messing with my head n brain not To Mentions Team Sandie's cunny n titties!

Now if there's one thang which being Miss Sandie taught me it's that I CAN fuck n be hornee while being in a Total Mood. Usually if I'm moody n laffless I ain't really able to fuck let alones have a mehgasm. :-P That's one thang my fucktoy has given me (besides all the awesum gasms n fucks anyways) n now he's kinda giving me another hornee supapower which is ANGRY fucking! I now knows where that fingie gasm cames from in the hall cos I was so uptight n annoyed that suddenly having Andy grope my cunny just let it ALL go in the most awesumest way! :-o WowSAH! Now I'm all rage n anger n mood rolled into one horrific hornee she-thang! And am I gonna sit or bounce or hump aways here n let Bitchiknix gonna spoil thangs tween me n Andy? No FUCKING WAYS.

'So Trinity?' I asks as we bounce for Britain on Andy's Cock n Jaw. Only it's more 'So. Trin. Eee. Tee.' with each humpity grind but I ain't gonna types like that cos that would be diff to reads. 'You also into this pain thang like Andy?' Trini's titties shrug again like she ain't interested in anythang I gots to say n I MUST find out how her titties shrug like thats! But her eyes are still daring me to FUCK HER if I gots the belly for it! :-O I think a dare like that deserves a slap, doncha thinks readers? Andy's hands have been groping my titties all this while n v.v.v.v. luvly it is too. So just for a mo I grip his wrists n guide his hands down to let him play clittyfingies. Then as I bounce ups again I draw the flat of my hand back and as I cums down agains... SLAP! Right across HER TRINITITTIES! Big pinkee nips n alls! Her boobs swing to the left, almost do a back flip into her wikkid face n rolls backs down so her knockers knock knock back n forth like a execs desktoy! Andy's Hands™ wonder what all the kerfuffle is up Top Might be n grops arounds til one finds my titties n the other finds Trini's sore swinging boobs. Nows I'm sure not only me but alls you lot reading this think Trinitramps is gonna slaps me back. The evil look in her angel blue eyes kinda says that too! She's gritting her teeth in a 'this is not actually a grin' kinda way as wells but fate intervenes, well actually it's Andy's Hands™ Tween My Titties Mebbe n hers and they sorta draw us togethers so I get like this freaky Trini Zoom as her face almost Touches Mine! Andy is not only in Cock Heaven cos my cunny has got him in a bare hug n Trini's cunny is snawgging Andy's Jaw to DEATH BY EXTASY but his hands don't wanna be lefted out so he's pulled me n Trinititties by our titties closer so he can grope n fondle n do nippy thangs to all four titties at once! Group tittyhuggings! :-O This kinda means an eva so slighty pause in hostilititties cos we're too close to fight n besides which I thinks Trini is enjoying having her titties played with as much as me. Plus Andy's Cock is getting close to spurting his spunk in my cunny which must be a GOGOFUCKINGGOOOOGASM if nots an OOOOHMISWEETIEFUCKINGGAAAAWDGASM if eva n if Andy is licking her out anythangs like he does me I'm surprised Trini ain't gasmed yets either! :-o

So we gots this bitch stare match with Trinititties n me almost nose to nose while Andy's Hands™ play Titty Manhandle FTW. I ain't blinking n Bitchiblueeyes ain't either til her nose twitches then Twitches More Then My Tight-lipped Mouth does a lil quirky smile thang. I can see Trini's cheek quiver n my eyes water cos both of us are suddenly on the verge of gasming the biggie one n OHMIFUCK I'm gonna show her my GASM FACE but so is she! If you've eva tried to hold a sneeze back so your face is doing all kinda emoticons one after other n mebbe a fews at the same times well this looks a gazillitrinillions times WORSER! :-P X-O ;'-D As Andy tickles our titties over the edge it's all Trinititties n me can do to suddenly hold on n hug each other for dear lifeikins cos here cum DA GASM! Trini's tongue suddenly licks my lips open n smoochisnaaawgs me tongue n alls. Our nails scratch n claw each other's backs n fuck she gropes down n digs her nails in my arse too the bitch! Actuallys it's kinda awesum cos Andy does that when we fuck so I forgets its her n just let my gasm think it's Andy which just supasizes it more if that's poss! :-D

Andy's Cock is doing that awesum rawsum tingly throb as it SHOOTS a massive jet of sizzling scorchy spunk right up my cunny which has died, gone to heaven, been resurrected, massacred nastily n is playing a harp on a cloud somewheres for one sexsay strumming sesh! And Trini's angel halo slips to show a face that makes my sluttiness look like innocence! Mebbe guys luv that slut look but to me it's kinda freeky so mebbe if I looked in the mirror while Andy fucks me I'd see something worses! And no luvah that ain't meaning mirrors in the bedroom! :-o Well mebbe I'll thinks bout it, tho perhaps I shouldn't make even slightly vague promises like that cos that's how I gots into THIS MESS! :-P

So how does this story end? Well after fucking MAH-HOO-SIVE shudderly bodyshaky gasms n maxing climaxes like that it's alls the nekkid three of us can do to crawl unders the duvet n falls asleep snuggled togethers! Andy lies in the mid with me on one side n Trinititties on the other. Andy's Hands have had enough of Titties for now and are groping our arses as we cuddle. I open one eye cross Andy's chest from his armpit pillow to see Trini opening an eye too to size me up. It's tempting to say 'this Andy ain't big enough for the both of us' but Andy ain't seeming to mind us fighting over him. In facto I thinks he's enjoying it mebbe just a bits too much! What's better than one hornee cumslut or even two, well I guesses two hornee cumsluts bitchslapping each other over your cock, ain't it luvah?

I reach down and protectively grasp Andy's Cock which is STILL stiff but all the more luvly for it being sticky n cummy in my palm so I gives it a slow sensual wank. Then another hand joins me only it ain't Andy cos I'm sure if he's got one hand still groping my arse the other is on Trinitushies! It's gotta be Trini having the same thought as me and arriving to territoriallititty claim HER stake on my Andy's Cock! Our one open eyes try n stare each other out but I lower my hand so I'm gripping the stubbly base of Andy's Cock n hers slides above mine to grip the rest. Our hands just bout cover all his cock cept for the tippy tip tip which trickles a lil more cum cos fuck what guy AIN'T gonna get hornee even when asleep n stiff when he's got two cumsluts holding it n slowly handyjobbying their bit!? Then it's too much for even Trini n me and our single open eyes droop n close as we go sleepybyes in Andy's arms, all glowy cos he gasmed us at the same times. Trini n me might still be fightings over him but Andy has absototally owned these two cumsluts, at least tonight. :-o

'Until next time bitch.' I murmur as I pass out. Wells I gotta absototally have the last word too, ain't I? ;-D   

Wednesday 7 September 2011

two's cumpany but three's allowed part 4: i say luvah u say la-vwah

What has cum befores...

Andy has turned up at Sandie's on Fri Nite with a blonde gal called Trinititties, which is Sandieslang for Trinity. Sandie thinks she's gonna get dumped her for the blonde bitch but Andy is holding Sandie to a threesome she mebbe promised yonks back just cos okays? In Sandie's bedroom a bitch smackdown tween Sandie n Trinity ends with them abouts to whack Andy's arse to see who gets who! Oh my sweetie fucking GAWSH! :-o



So readers, you joins us agains as me n Trinittiies are gonna fight it out over Andy by whipping his arse cos he luvs that kinkay pervee kinda thang! I'm on Andy's Arse left cheek cos I'm right-handed but Trini ain't minding cos being left-handed she's on Andy's Arse right cheek! Andy's Arse ain't gonna knows what's hitted it! :-o

'Are you ready, Andy?' Trinititties asks. The muffled reply as Andy twitches makes it look likes Andy IS talking outta his Arse which is kinda funny to write lol! ;-D 'On three then!' says Trinititties and draws her good left whip hand right back like a pro tennis player. I do the same with my even better than good (I hopes! :-o) right crop hand. 'One. Two. Three!' As one v.v.v.v. hornee synchroed machine slut, me n Trinititties swing our arms forward together fast but I sees n types it like a sports slo-mo cos that's how it would be filmed if we were making 'Two's Cumpany But Three's Allowed The Movie'. Actions! Close up on my brow n all the perspiration dripping downs it as Sandie (oooh who would play me luvah? I'm guessing some big busty boobed porn actress huh?) gives it all to her right arm in an 'ain't even used my right arm this hard to wank my cunny eva' effort to swing her crop towards Andy's Arse. ExTREEEEM close-ups on Andy's Arse (okays mebbe not THAT close n mebbe more to the left cos we wants the cheek n not EEWWW :-P) as Sandie's crop WHACKS all that luvly muscly bum n it ripples round before a livid red slash mark (no blood but as red as) blossoms right cross it! Cut to Trinititties mirroring Sandie's moved but we don't really wanna be that close to her so we'll do a wide shot to get all her chubbiness in n cos I'm a bitch too I'm thinking 'do they HAVE screens that wide yet?' lol! ;-D Close up on Andy's other Arse cheek as Trinititties short whip smashs along it n it ripples but not as much as when Sandie hit the first cos I'm directing and I says so! ;-D Continue slo-mo as Sandie n Trinititties follow thru n wait the result! Close up faces. Close up titties (hey waits, that ain't in the script Andy! Stop thats! :-o) Close up Sandie's eyes, looking at Trini. Close up Trini's eyes, looking at Sandie! BIG close up on titties! (Sandie snatches script from Andy, rolls it up n wallops him with it! ;-D)

'Right!' says Andy's muffled voice. Sandie clenches the air then 'Hey wait!' Trini's titties do a lil, well okays it's a big swingy busty, dance of victory. Lemme see that script agains luvah!? You luved HER whipping not my cropping? Fuck that was my bestest tennis serve cropping your arse! Okays I ain't played tennis for YONKS but it was still fucking awesum but not as awesum as Trinititties it seems! :-( Trini's titties are grinning somehows n her blonde cunny is sticking a tongue out at me :-P Eeeww I thinks that's her clitty cos I've read some gals got big ones like that when hornee. Fuck I have GOTTA wins this cos I ain't wanting THAT THING nears me! :-O But I have a quick checks down there to make sures my supahorneepower ain't given me a supaclitty as wells! Nopes, might FEEL supahornee n a hundred zillion times bigger but still outta sight. Phewikins! :-)

'Round two!' Trinitwats says without saying who won the first. 'One. Two. Three!' More slo-mo as we both swing n crack our weapons of choice loudly n painfully over Andy's Arse agains. My crop marks perxactly where I hit last time so the slash goes redder n deeper without drawing blood. How's THAT for precision cropping luvah!? That's GOTTA hurts more than Trinititties' whip cos she's out by a bit so there's two slashes her side. As the air quietens from the whiplashing, Andy's muffled n quivering voice calls 'Left!'. This times YEH I clenches the air with my left fist. Equal scores! :-DDD

'Uh Trinititties, how many is this outta?' I ask n she ain't even noticed I called her Trinititties! I am so winning nows! ;-D Trini's titties do that shrug agains. How DOES she do that!? 'Which is higher? Your lucky number or how many guys you fucked?' I kinda goes bright red cos that's a fucking high numero to calls but at least it ain't a three figure number yets! :-o 'Um... eight?' Trinititties looks at me. 'That lucky or fucky?' 'Lucky.' Says me. Trini's titties gives me a look like she ain't believings me n fuck yeh she'd be rightikins but how many guys I had is tween me n my bed okays? :-P Oh n yeh the sofa, the kitchen, stairs n other guys beddies sofas n cars whatEVA okays? :-o

Trinititties nods than says 'Onetoofree!' really fast n slams her whip round to smash Andy's Arse cheek crossways gainst the other two marks for it's a kinda -H- She planning on playing nawtees n crosses on that cheek afters? :-P If I'm nawtees I might play lolz! ;-D But she's caught me off so I swing wide when I realises n my crop only clips Andy's other cheek! Trini's titties are looking too smug for their good n I'm itching to crop them too! Save it girl, save it! You gotta Andy to wins firstie! X-o 'Right!' Andy calls out. Keep that anger, girl. You're gonna win the next round!

Trini ain't prepared to cross me more than once that ways so when she calls 'One. Two. Three.' agains it's all as fair as her hair if not her play so my crop cross Andy's cheek slashes a cross on his Arse. Trini has finished her # to match my X marking the spot where I gotta concentrates my aim. 'Left!' says Andy. Half time, I guesses. Two all.

'How you doing luvah?' I ask from the mid end of the bed so Andy ain't ables to tells who is on which side. 'Great!' says Andy's muffled voice. 'Wish I could wank while you're doing this because it's making me fucking hard and you won't believe how horny I am. Wish I could see you two doing this to my arse! Is it red? Feels like it is!' Now whiles I ain't the kinda gal or cumslut or dom who luvs inflicting pain on her luvah, cos this is hopefully making Andy even more hornee, I'm doing my bestest to give him what he wants n needs. I put my crop down on the bed n run the flat palms of my hands, one a cheekikins, over the raw red marks, soothing them a lil but with enuff presh to hopefully make them smart. Andy's arse quivers painfully but it also seems to throb under my hands like his cock does when cumming. 'Is that you Sandie? That's... nice. Painfully niiiiiiiice.' I'd keep doings it but I think Andy will cum if I do. Much as I wanna I still gotta game to wins! :-P And besides I wanna have that cum too! ;-D I give Andy's Arse a lil coupla smackies for luck n his cheeks go 'ooooh' befores I picks up my crop ready to make Trinititties lose her arse in this game YEH! X-D

'One. Two. Three!' Trinititties n me hit Andy's Arse as one likes we never hit anythang so hards before. Andy's slashed rawsum arse almost takes off! Even I ain't able to tell who did bestest there! There's a longer pause from Andy. 'Um... right.' Oh NOS! That was my bestest WHACK eva n Trinititties bestest ME! 'How horny is this making you, Andy?' Trinititties asks. 'Is that pain making you really hard? I might like some of that!' Oooh BITCH! Trying to psych me out! 'Once you've had blonde you never go back.' Now my hair is almost standings on end like an angry pussy even if my pussy ain't got any hair! My back is arched as Trini's smug titties call 'One. Two. Three!' n I swing the bestest riding crop swing down on Andy's Arse with such precision it could be called art. In fact I willikins! Trinititties brings her whip round n does a kinda swirly CRACK thang on Andy's other cheek so its kinda like the Mark of Zorro Z cross her #! GAWSH she's better than I thoughts! 'Left!' says Andy with a quiver that is aching to scream out how muchies it hurts but how muchies he is LUVING it. If only he ain't luving Trinititties whips more than my crop! :-(

Trini's titties have gone SMUGGEROONEE EXTREEM cos now she has four points n if I don't winnikins the next I'm hers! Oh FUCK! I ain't gonna be Trinicunnywhipped n no mistakies! X-o My pinky nips are following me round the bedroom as I flex for the next round cos I GOTTA wins this n she knows it! :-o 'One.' she says, all smug n catty. 'Two'. I'm ready for you Blondibitch! 'THREE!' I spin n bring the crop down n up cross Andy's Arse cheek for a long lingering lickysmack that should be the most painful thang eva! Trinititties does her Zorro thang again the other way so the nu Z is right on the old Z! Ooooh, close! But what does Andy say? 'Um... left.' YehyehYEHYEHYEEEE-EESSSS! Only I ain't saying that out loud cos that would tell Andy which side I'm n be cheating n I'm gonna wins Andy fair n squares, ain't I? Match point cos I still gotta wins this last one then it's a draw! Do we goes one last round? This is SOOOO excitings cos i'm playing s not only for Andy's Cock but the honour of my cunny! Trinititties seems to sense victory n I can sense she's getting hornee bout getting me too! :-P Her titties have gone extreeemly pert n her nips have blossomed like lil, okays NOT so lil, rosy pink bullets with my name on both! 8-O

We're back in slo-mo for the lastest round n my nips are pert n hard with every emotion eva writted on them too. Anger at Trinititties! Hornee for Andy! I imagine Andy sucking n licking them cos that really gets me going n if Andy wants them I'm gonna have to make this the cropwhack to end all cropwhacks cross Andy's Arse which is beginning to look like a Google Map in red on pink! I dunno if Andy has been keeping count n knows this is the last n decideroonee! :-o 'One!' Trini's titties call out! I'm a ready for ya bitch! 'Two!' I swing back with my arm as Trinitwats does too! 'THREE!' This has gotta be the mostest perfecto crop slash eva bt I's already saids that bout almost every last one but this times I MEANS IT! I slice the air in twosomes with my crop n burn up the atmosphere cos this is gonna hurt n burn Andy's Arse so he'll prob cum all over my duvet in hurty bliss! Trini's whip is also frying grilling n barbequeing the air tween us so this is one HAWT game. My crop ain't cracking it's SIZZLING n sets Andy's Arse on fire with its touch! Trinititties' whip burns out too early n just makes a feeble lil 'ssss' on Andy's other cheek! As the smoke clears from Andy's Arse I hear 'left!'. YAY ME! Equals! Now there's gonna have to be a decider! ;-D

'Is that a draw?' Andy's voice wobbles from the pillow. 'Yes.' Trini answers, smooth as silk, 'We have to have another round so you can choose. Okay Andy? How's that fine arse of yours?' Trini is sounding too mucho smuggies for my likings not that I likes her anyways. 'Ooh, am I bleeding because it feels like it.' I look at Andy's red n criss-crossed arse. 'No luvah, you're sore but no blood.' Andy's Arse seems to learned off Trini's Titties how to shrug 'Okay, see if you can make me bleed then.' WHAT LUVAH? You wanna have your cute arse torn to shreddies n I ain't talking malt cereal heres!? Trinititties' titties go from smug to sadistic cos she ain't caring bout Andy but I am. 'Okays luvah' I says 'But this is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you'. Trini mutters so I can only hear. 'And this is going to hurt both of you more than it hurts me.'

'One. Two. Three.' CRA-ACK! SLA-AAA-AASH! My crop n Trinititties' whip hit Andy's Arse at the same time so it seems like Andy's whole back end lifts off the duvet! There's a sudden silence after broken only by muffled moans of pleasure form Andy who must be getting so roused mebbe he's being lifted off the bed by his cock! ;-D 'Ooooh I can't decide!' His voice finally says. 'That was so fantastic girls and I'm just getting so fucking horny here! I've got to fuck one or both of you now so you choose!'. Andy painfully turns over then realises how sore his arse really is as he tries to sit. I'n surprised he can move at alls cos his cock is just like WOW cos i ain't eva seen it bigger or harder than now n my cunny begns whimpering cos it needs some... no fuck it ALL of that luvly stiff solid shaft RIGHT FUCKING NOWIKINS! In facto all of Team Sandie is going WOW at the sight of Andy's Cock cos it is really just Too Much as my titties perk up, my nips spring like buds n cunny is either crying or drooling but the same effect is my thighs are getting a downpour! ;-P All the horny whipping of Andy's Arse is making Andy's Cock leak cum like a lil or NOT so lil spunky volcano which is so hawt it almost seems to sizzle n steam its way down it n I def wanna have my cunny round it when it erupts! Course my wet cunny is also signalling to Trinititties not to mention her Trinitwat that I'm hornee n she gets all hornee knowing I'm hornee cos I'm sure she wants a piece of me! Oh NOS! :-O

Before I knows it Trinitwats has a coin in her hand. I ain't gonna ask where she might have hiding THAT :-o as she flips the coin in the air a few times. 'Are you feeling lucky Sandie? Because I am.' Balancing the coin on her thumb n index finger she says, 'Call?'


Can Sandie trust Trinititties who ain't exactly a fair player in spites of her fair hair n muff? Who will get Andy and who will get Sandie? Will Andy's Arse ever be the same agains? Will this story ever end?

Answers to all these and mebbe more soon! (well mebbe not quite so soons cos work has got busy but I'll do my bestest okays?) :-P  ;-D

Thursday 1 September 2011

two's cumpany but three's allowed part 3: smackdown!


What has cum befores...

Andy has turned up at Sandie's on Fri Nite with a blonde gal called Trinititties, I means Trinity. Sandie thinks Andy is gonna dump her for the blonde bitch but he remembered Sandie agreed to a threesome and is holding her to it! So all three get to Sandie's bedroom where Trinity pulls out a strap-on and fucks Sandie as she bjs Andy! How hornee is that, luvahs? Well mebbe just a lil TOO much cos Sandie gasms n keels over! Oh nos! :-o



Now I's gotta say that being fucked into passing out is kinda double-edged. It's nice to go to sleepies after all the effort of fucking but mebbe a lil impolite to do it while still being fucked not to mention scary for your partner or in this case PARTNERS cos when I wakes up again I got both Andy n Trinity looking downs at me like I was cumming back from the dead!

Firsties, I still got the taste of Andy's delish cum on my tongue so I grab his face n smooch him cos I ALWAYS wanted to do thats lol! Mebbe he ain't gonna find it as tasty as mes but WTF I agreed to a threesum luvah so you can do what I want toos! Andy ain't even flinching so I'm guessing he's alrights with that. Trinity ain't got her strap-on on any mores and is stroking my cheek in a worried way so mebbe she ain't so bads either! Secondies, my bod is waking up to the fuckalmighty painy pleasure of the most rawsumest strap-on fuck I eva hads. Okays it's the ONLY strap-on fuck I've eva had but if they gets any more severe than thats I really WILL BE DEADIKINS next times! :-o She may look like a lil angel but she fucks like hellikins itself! :-P

Okays now while I'm lyings here trying to get my bod to do what my lil gasmic brain wants mebbe I should explains a bit bout types of gasm cos it's kinda meaningful for the rest of what happens. Firsties there are bad gasms which are kinda painful or just put you off sex n yeh I've had a good few of those! You gets all hornee n at best you get a mehgasm which ain't worth it. :-P Secondies is at the other end of the gasmometer and that's a gasm which really satisfies cos you feel you ain't eva gonna need a fuck again cos it was SO FUCKING PERFECT you'll ain't eva gonna match it! Bestest thang but Andy is 99.9 recurrings % he does that BUT ALSO just gets betterer n betterer! :-D No wordies of a lie and it must be cos he just knows how to make his cumslut so 24/7 fucking hornees! :-P Now tweens the mehgasm and the OMFGasm there's prob a whole loadies of other types but the important one is what I call the Gogogogasm. Yeh it's the gasm that lets you multi but it deserves explaining in itselfs cos mags n books usually just say multi and be grateful you can. :-o Now being ultrahornee can leads to any of these mehs n OMFGs or gogogos so you pays your money n you takes potty luck which one you're gonna gets. I ain't ever had any controls over which but thanx to Andy it's usually an OMFG but sometimes a gogogo! Now a gogogo is like getting all charged up alls over agains cos you have a real powerful gasm n it can be REALLY satisfying but not in a just eaten a really satisfying meal n couldn't eat another bite ways. It's like I just ate a really good meal but it's given me such an appetite I wanna have anothers! And if you're lucky you get it agains so you're not only getting multis but you just ain't in a mood for stopping all night or even into next day! Nows I've worn out a few guys cos I'm just INSATIABLES when that happens and to Andy's credit blessikins he's prob the only guy recently who can fucking keeps up with me! :-D So whens I said in another story we fucking fit so well that's kinda what I meanted! ;-D

So whaddya tryings to say Sandie, I hears you all asking. Okays now Andy is able to this 24/7 hornee thang to lil ol me n sometimes no matters how hards me or Lil Andy tries when Andy ain't round (combo of Lil Andy n thinkings of Andy still gives me some rawsum OMFGasms btw!) I still go to bed hornee n wake ups hornee too. But for a few mins while actually still waking up my bod is all calms n cosy then the horneeness kicks in n I means REALLY KICKS! I still gotta raw achies in my cunny n belly from Trinititties strap-on but it's melting into filthee wet horniness like never befores! That gasm was the Gogogogasm of ALL Gogogogasms n it's like rolling rumbling thunder before the downpour. My nekkid bod is still a lil trembly from passing out but now the trembles are cos HERE CUMS THE HORNEES! My bod feels like it's on fire n at it's mid my cunny is just sizzling n spitting like frying fat! Now whens I get this hornee, well whens I gets hornee anyways, I just wanna fuck the living shitikins outta Andy but now it's like Sandiezilla cos my horneeness is just rawsum n unstoppables! Fuck I might even wanna take Trinititties strap-on n fuck her back! I just dunno yets! :-o 

I starts to gets up and Andy n Trinititties are all 'don't moves yet are you really really alrights and mebbe you should just sleep a lil etceteyadayadayada' :-P Well my bod ain't gonna be able to sleep in a trizillion trinibillion years with this level of horneeness! X-o I is alls fired up for a night of fucking so ain't a good idee to gets in my ways! X-D It's like one of those superhero films only I ain't been bitten by a radioactive spider or turn green n huge when angry but HORNEENESS is MY SUPERPOWER YEH! ;-D

Back to cutting a luvly long shuggy shug shug down to another quickie and I'm okays n Andy n Trinititties realise I'm okays cos my nips are like MAH-HOO-SIVE on the end of my pert fit titties. I've soaked the tops of my fishnets cos my cunny is just dripping from that OHMYSWEETIEFILTHEEFUCKINGAAAAWDgasm n the perfume of my natural hornee juices is just scenting the whole of my room! I might not turn huge (well any huger than I alreadys am :-P) n green but my skin is all a glowy reds like I got sunburn which is kinda funny cos Sunburn was the first hornee story I wrotes for Andy ways back n if you wants you can read it here on Literotica). Remember that luvah? ;-D Betcha never thought we'd eva get THIS FILTHEE back thens! X-D

TBFH I ain't caring which ways any of this three biz goes as long as nexties I get Andy's Cock™ Tearing MyCunny apart cos i need his cum to soothe its. Courses I could get another Gogofuckinggogasm n just get even mores horniestest but hey luvah you takes your luck with your cumslut n plus one, aincha?

Now I still ain't got a handle on Miss Trinititties Butter-Ain't-Melting cos she looks kinda innocent but NO-ONE uses a strap-on LIKE THAT without being an absototal perv or slut! Nu Rule Numero Uno in Sandie's Guide To Sexsay Peoples in the U of K is Ain't No Such Thang As Innocence In Fucking! Forgets virginal looks it's alls a sham so I'm gonna fuck the highlights outta that innocent halo of blonde hair evens if it is NATURAL (so sue me Scott Pilgrim! ;-D) This is Sandie La-Fucking-Voire vs the whole loadsa ya alls! Okays blonde bitchititties, prepares to get SMACKED DOWN n do I mean SMACKED! ;-D FUCK YEH!

"So, Trini..." Whoopsies, almost called her Trinititties to her face, "...ty!" Hopes she ain't noticed the long pause! ;-P "Where'd you learn to fuck like that!" Trinitramps is all coy standing there in only her nude holdups n blonder than blonde muff but no gal carries a strap-on that makes a pneumatic drill feel like an electric toothiebrush round in her hold-all. I wonders what else is all holding in it! :-o Fuck 'curiosity killed the pussy', I'm gonna ask!

"What else you got in there?" I ask tippytoeing a bits nearer n peering in the bag. There's ALL kinda exotic toys in there and I ain't talking TOYS R US here! :-o I look at Andy who's taken a bit of a back seat to see what is pair of sluts are gonna do next. I wonders if he had it mind that Trinitwats n me get a lil more than cosy while he watches n wanks! :-o Well that kinda thinking deserves to be punished!

"Did ya know Andy luvs being spanked cos he's EVA so nawtee..." I purrs. Andy's eyebrows raise n no luvah that kinda innocent look you stole from Blondislut here ain't gonna wash with me! "Oh really!?" Trinititties eyebrows also go up, "Perhaps I've got just the thing for that." And in a mo she's rummaging through her own portable FUCK TOYS R ME and pulling out a very wikkid looking riding crop which I knows cos we do literature n stuff for a local stables n I'm a bit pally with the owner. ;-D Now mebbe I dunno muchies bout horsies cos I gotta luvly stallion of my owns (that's Andy, in cases you ain't realised!) but I thinks this crop has been just a lil bit pervified cos I'm sure stables don't issue them in black leather with metal studded handles n jagged cut leather tongue at the end of the shaft! Trinititties lashes it round like a fencer with a sword cracking the air so even it goes OOWCHIES n rubs its painful arse!

"OooooOOOOH!" Suddenly the crop is outta Trinipervslut's hand and into mine and it's me lashing the air's arse in no uncertain termies! Watch out atmosphere, Sandie is here! NU TOY ALERT! :-D After I've bruised n lashed the air purple a bit, I turns n whack Trinititties' tush had so there's an angry red mark right cross her blondie skinned botty! I do a spin round the bed faster than Andy's Cock can follow n WHACK his arse gets a lashing too! ;-D I stands back and admire the long red slash cross one of Andy's cheeks n the self inflicted hand mark of his on the other! V.v.v. arty evens if I do say so myselfs! ;-D So it's me at the end of the bed and a pained looking Trinititties n Andy on either side looking at me n rubbing their whacked arses! 

I slash the air a bits more with my nu toy n stop after a min after I realises they are both still staring. "What?" I say. Trinitushies n Andy look at each other then back to me then at each other agains. There's a sense they're kinda ganging up on me now as they creep nearer. I jump on the bed and with one fishnet toed spin cross the duvet I'm behinds them n whacking their treacherous arses again! Oh YAY ME! ;-D Now courses I knows Andy LUVS being whacked but I ain't so sure bout Trinititties. 'Say Trini, got another of these?' I ask, whipping the air close to her titties. Trinititties' titties blanch even more in worried fear n her perty pick nips suddenly unpert n dive for cover! 'Umm yeh I think so. Why?' I keep whipping the air near her Trinititties and hiss 'Well get it then!' Trinititties ain't sure if I'm gonna wallops her tight Trinitushie when she bends over her bag to check n TBFH I ain't either! ;-D She takes her chances cos she'll be able to fight back n THWACKIES I takes aim tween her thighs n give her tight Trinitwat crack a REAL CRACK to be smarting bouts!

"OOOWWWW you BITCH!" Trini's tingling twat goes red just before she grabs something and spins up n round at me. But before she can bring up an even wikkider looking black studded whip with short knotted leather tails I'm jumping forward to press my bare titties to bop gainst hers n smoooOOOCH her like Andy did to me in the hall! I grabs her whip wrist n wrestle it from her with one set of long nails while the other digs in her arse right where it hurts n press her blondimuff gainst my smooth nekkid n v.v.v.v wet cunnymound. Oooh that tickles! ;-) I leaves her muff moist n mebbe not a lil roused cos her nips are suddenly poking me in the titties! I jumps back with a crop in one hand, a whip in the other n a cunny that's unarmed but still fucking dangerous yeh! ;-D

"Oh" says Trinititties. Gee I thought for such a KOOOOL set of moves I'd get more preciations there! "So is this a jewel now?" 'Yeh I'm pretty diamond ain't I?' Trinititties shakes her blondilocks. "Nooooo. Dee. Eew. Eee. Fucking. El!"

"Oh." says I. Well if you reads this you knows spelling n grammar are NOT my strongest pointitties! :-P My titties are my strongestest pointitties! X-D Ask Andy! Anyways besidies. I crack my crop n whip round a bit n yell, 'Choose BITCH!' Wow like I thought I'd be saying that tonight before Andy showed up. Ain't seen that cumming. Trini waggles her titties at me n shimmies up so we're titties to titties. Had to call her Trini there otherwises that would be too many titties tho I don't think Andy would EVA complain bouts that! 'Actually FYI you're a lot hawtter than your bf here.' And she's doing a fingee on me too! :-o

'NoooOOO I meanted crop or whip duh!' says me. 'Oh.' says Trini. 'Shame.'

'I wanna have Andy's Cock™ Tonight Missy!' Cos I am still v.v.v.v. hornee. 'So I says we fights for him.' Trini seems to having a mehgasm over that like 'whateva'. 'Okay but if I win I get YOU!' Trini replies.

'Oh.' Says me and outta the corner of my eye I see Andy's Cock™ Twitching Meaningfully cos he seems to luv the idee of Sandie vs Trini action n I'm NOT just talking the fighting kinds! Oh My G:-oOD! "So how do we do this?" Trini asks.

Actuallies I got no fucking idee but Andy is waving his cock in the air like a skoolkiddie knowing the right answer in class like 'Ooooh miss please miss I knows the answer!' I supposes that as Andy started all this he might as well finish before he finishes himself without either me or Trini touching him again! ;-D So me n Trini stand there hands on hippies, boobies all pert n anticipating what Mister Cock has to says.

'Why don't you both' Andy is all grinny agains 'Whip my arse until I decide whose best. Est?' I look at Trini. Trini looks at me. We both look at Andy. Andy's head swings back n forth tween our nekkid titties. 'Yeh why not?' Trini n me say together. So lemme gets this straight, my cunny has got her thinking cap on which ain't v. often at alls, if we win, my cunny asks my titties who are also Team Sandie, then we get Andy's Cock? Yeh my twin titties reply. YEEE-EEHHH my cunny squeees. But if Team Trini wins, my titties say in stereo, then we get, uh, her cunny. Hey whateva my cunny says, we cunnies gotta sticks together ain't we. My titties just roll their nips in despair n try n forget my cunny exists which ain't the easiest of thangs for a hornee bod to do. I'm SOOOO glad my brain is in charge of this lot. Almost. Well sometimes. Once in a whiles. :-P But whatevas it's kinda win-win-fucking-win for the fucktoy. Lemme give him a big hand there. Right across his rawsum arse tho I supposes he might actually prefer a big handjob insteadies?

I holds the crop n whip behinds my back n ask Trini to choose right or left. Only fairs but I do luv the crop. 'Left' Trini decides. Whip. Oh goodies! I gets the crop! :-D Andy is already on all fours on the duvet pointing his cute arse at us. I'd say this is gonna hurt me than it's gonna hurt Andy but I knows that ain't perxactly true cos I'm sure Trini whips like she fucks but I wanna have Andy n I gotta bestest her at this. :-o

'Andy!' Trini says. 'No peeking. You're not to KNOW who is on which side, right?' There's a muffled 'yeh okay' as Andy buries his head in the pillow so he ain't able to see who is whacking which cheek. Nice to know Trini plays fair. I think. Trini shimmies her titties at me. 'Choose!' I thinks a bit mainly cos 'why?'. 'Right?' Trini leans up on tippytoes n whispers 'change sides'. Oh righty. Clever. I supposes 'left' would have been stay put. Trini stands in the mid of the bed end n tells Andy 'Keep count of which you think is best Andy, left or right. We're going to whack you a few times in turn then you choose a winner. Yes?'

There's another muffled 'yeh okay' from the pillow. Trini nods to me to stand back as we take our whackysmacking positions facing each other, and points to me first then her etceteyada. I suddenly realise Trini is LEFT HANDED so she's gotta as good pos on her side as I has. Ooooh, level up playing field. Mebbe she AIN'T playing fairs! Uh ohs! :-O



Oooooh, has Trinititties tricked Sandie so she gets to whip her cunny back? Has Andy really win-win-winned this round whoeva gets whoeva? What else has Trinititties got in her bag? Can you stand all the excitements?

Watch outies for more in the very near future soons! Mebbe next week.  ;-D