two's cumpany but three's allowed part 2: bestest of three

What has cum befores...

Andy has turned up at Sandie's on Fri Nite with a blonde gal. Oh nos Sandie thinks, Andy's got himselfs another hornee cumslut and she's gonna be dumped! :'-( But guys who forget to call and anniversaries and sending flowers or choccies ain't EVER gonna forget when you say okay mebbe we can have a threesome some time! And cos Sandie had once said yeh (well mebbe mores than once but was thinkings 'ain't really gonna happen' X-P) in the hornee afterbuzzy glow of really rawsum gasms, now Andy is holding her (and her cunny but read part 1 if you wanna knows bout THAT :-o) to that mebbe promise...

So where was we, readers? Oh yeh, this blonde blue-eyed other Sandie whose name is Trinititties, I means TRINITY cos I ain't gonna be calling her what I'd like to call her the BLONDE BITCH n hopings I STILL ain't saying that out louds cos I'm the model of politeness when I needs to be, right? X-P I switch to my fullest profesh dealing-with-awkward-clients mood which is all smiles and 'how can I help you?' while insides you're plannings all kinda murderous shit behinds their back! :-P S'okay we just ups the bill n fuck yehs is Trinitwatties gonna pay! Looks like Miss Sandie will be paying a visit to HER ARSE if she gets her ways! :-D

Anyways Andy has just quickie fingerfucked me on my doorstep (is that a fingie? a quingie? whatevers I'll makes up a name later cos at the mo all my naming is on Triniwhore) and invited her into my lounge while he bends me over (my mood that is not for real at least not yets) and fucks it into cepting a threesum n reminding me that I had said yeh once (alrighties forget it was mebbe mores than once but if you've eva been fucked by Andy you'll almost promises anythangs in the heat of gasm! :-o). Guess that's kinda karma for Miss Sandie. This control freeky thang is getting... outta controls! :-P

Okays to cut a long hornee fuck to a quickie, I says yeh cos Andy is the hornest fucktoy I've had evas n I ain't bout to lose that kinda fucking or gasms no ways! And he fucked my mood real good too! ;-D Cos Andy has the horniestest (yeh two ests! go figures!) way of grinning at me and making me share that grin all over in a grinny gasm or three! Three, yeh seems to be the number of this eve ain't it. Okays luvah I said I would n I'm a gal who keeps her word, well almosts. I'm REALLY gonna have to shut ups when I gasm not that I'm that loud anyways or mebbe the neighbs are just polite bout my screeeeeming the place down! :-o Or phaps they just think I'm very agreeable n all religiouslikes cos I'm always saying 'yeh' n 'gawd' n mebbe a few other not so nice wordies! ;-D But that's besides, okays?

Now I'm not kinda sure how this threesum thang works tho I've read bout it. Does Andy fuck us both, one getting cock the other mouth n mebbe a sharing of hands? Do we both fuck Andy, one sucking the other just letting him have titty fun or what? I don't wanna ask and show myself to be a complete threesum noob cos mebbe Bitchititties has done this LOADS! :-o Did Andy ask her cos he knew she had experience? :-P Fuck she's one up on me alreadys and we ain't even started. I ain't even asked Andy if he has already. Oh sweet fuckikins I am SO outta my depth heres! :-o

I suppose I should get to know Blondislutitty after all we are gonna get very fucking intimates one ways or another! So whens I goes in the lounge and find Trinititties sitting on MY sofa, the sofa Andy n me have fucked on and which is also Lil Andy's choice of fuckplace, I'm trying v.v.v.V.V. hard to smile my bestest profesh smile but please don't fucking ask what I'm thinking cos it ain't pretty AT ALLS! :-O

For onces I ain't even paid any attentions to what Trinitramp is wearing cos being a bit of a fashion whore I usually do with marks outta 10 for style n effort. My semi-slut rock chick cum dom-in-making looks a bit sharpish next to Lil Miss Butter-Aint-Melting with her NATURAL blonde hair THE BITCH and blue baby eyes in a clean white blouse n she AIN'T WEARING A BRA EITHER cos its pretty fucking obv! Her blonde hair looks a halo but HER TRINITITTIES are giving way the fact SHE'S HORNEE TOO n if I have to explains why mebbe you shouldn't be reading this! Is this Andy's pref giving him aways too? Big boobed braless babes busting outta their blouses? Well DUUH-UUH! :-P But my own bitchometer sees she's mebbe just a lil chubbier n heaviers than me mebbe a WHOLE DRESS SIZE chubbier! OH YEH WINNIKINS! ;-D Oh, unless Andy prefers more. Still any excuses for more food n I ain't complainings! She's gotta v. clean n smart skirt like she's just straight from office work and I knows Andy works in offices in smart sharp suits and suddenly I'm thinkings 'this is Sandie scrubbed up for office fucking' with nude stockings n sensible heels. Am I misreading the slut part of cumslut, luvah? Would you really luv cumofficegal whose all slut on the insides but prim proper n mebbe a lil posh on the outsides? I can do that, promises! :-P But I can't just ask here n now but fuck afters are you gonna get your cute n I ain't caring how raw arse interrogated!

The other thang I'd missed was Tittybitch has a rather large shoulder bag like she's planning an overnight. Ooohkaaaays. Now mebbe a hornee threesum ain't such a bad thing spesh if Andy n gasms are involved but I wasn't planning on sharing toothbrushes n towels as wells! :-o I mean REALLY X-O. Trinitwatties stands n gives me a kind girly hug like she's a lifelong BFF or somethang so I has to just let her I mean fuckikins in a few mins she might be doing Andythangs to my cunny or Trinning MY titties! :-o 

Sos I'm still in a kinda daze cos of Andy's quickie fingergasm which I guess is now offish a 'fingie' (pronounced 'fin-gee' with a cock hard 'g'!) even tho it sounds too much like 'thingie' as if I ain't named it! :-S I lead Andy n Twattyknix upstairs to MY bedroom. All Andys welcum but ain't sure bout the plus one if it ain't me! Andy is keenest of alls cos I guess it's his idee which gets me wondering if Mingytitties HIT ON MY ANDY n instead of saying 'oh nos I already has a cumslut thanx cyas' he thoughts 'well she's HAWT n up for it but even tho Sandie n me ain't got commits wouldn't it be HAWTER if I gets both?'. I have SO gotta stop thinking like this! X-P Bum line (kinda like bottom line but nawtier) is he ain't dumped me for Trinititties but cum back to me so that's all good, ain't it? Makes the most of it girlie cos I didn't think I'd like being Miss Sandie but fuck that was hornee beyond the horniest hornee thang Andy n me got up to yet so mebbe this will be too. Or is that three?

Anyways Andy being the keenest is so RIGHT OUTTA HIS CLOTHES in record time it's like they've just vanished off his luvly fit bod into a neat tidy pile on a chair! FUCK UNDRESS TO IMPRESS LUVAH! It's all I can do to get him to throw his clothes ON THE FLOOR and not the bed cos we'll be using it! :-P And Andy's Cock is trying its hardestestest (yeh that's THREE ests cos that's FUCKING HARDER THAN DIAMOND BEING A GAL'S BESTEST FRIEND! :-D WOWSAHS!) and is stiffer n more upwardy pointing than I've eva EVA seen it n believes me gals previous stiffies take some beating n no that ain't a Miss Sandieism tho it might end up that ways! ;-D My cunny has already had a gasm but is wimpering for more cos of how luvly n fit Andy's Cock looks n the rest ain't fucking bad either! :-P Both me n Trinititties are lost in filthee thoughts for a mo, me cos I knows what Andy can do n her cos mebbe she doesn't but wants to! BITCH! Phew ain't thinking I said that outs loud cos her nips are still aiming at Andy n cum to thinks of it so are MINE! FUCK I just remembered I got the open titty leather jerkin on so Twattytits is gonna think I'm a right slapper! FUCK IT she can think what she wants, I got firstest claim on Andy n I'm gonna fight for him! I tear my jacket off n let my titties free! Tittyknix may be chubbier but MY titties WIN cos the leather uncups firm them up into Wonderbra plus without any means of support! And my nips! GO GIRLS!, Bigger, bestester n more suckable even if I do says so myself! Even Trinity's titties look shocked at the competition! If Andy wants tuff titties then HERE THEY IS! Andy's eyes nearly pop outta their sockets which makes my babes prouder firmer n even more tittyfuckable until I notice Twattybitch is now eyeing them up quite a bits too! Fuck, is she bi? Hadn't even considered that! :-O She unbuttons her blouse slowly n just a tad too seductively then lets her braless Trinitittytitties swing free. They wobbles cos she ain't got any firming leather but Andy's Tongue™ is drooling just a lil Too Muchies at them for my comfort! Guess I gotta plays fair n let my titties out n they still do me proud by staying firm when the jerkin cums off. Guess all that jerking they did when Andy cums off for a tittyfuck paid off - I got the fitter titties oh YEH! ;-D

Okays so alls good up tops but what bouts down unders! Now cos Andy luvs my cunny smooth I keeps it waxed shaved or creamed but Blonditwats is just that! She's gotta natural blonde muff, trimmed neatly. I thinks that's a win for my muffless cunny. What do Andy's eyes say? I thinks he ain't seen a natural blonde muff n I gotta fess I ain't seen many but quite a few peroxide muffs so mebbe it's a novelty for him. And agains I'm getting a kinda leer from Trinititties like she'd wanna lick my cunny out n my cunny is going 'no ways bitch!' n my nips just wanna point n laff at that idee. At least I thinks that's what they're doing! If they ain't laffing but tingling then mebbe they likes the idee! :-o I gotta confused bod believes me! X-S

So Bitchiknix (only she ain't wearing any now so it's more Bitchitwats ;-D) n me are down to our holdups. Me black fishnets, her nude sheers. Now I knows Andy LUVS stockings n anything he luvs more is fucking me wearing them so I'm keeping mine on. Trinititties goes to thumb n roll hers off before realising mine are staying for whatever ride is dishing up n looks at Andy who makes a gesture which I guess translates as 'no no keep them on' cos she does. Okays we're on the starting blocks so wheres do we goes from here luvah? An Andywich? Andy filling tween two slices of cumslut? White slice n well I ain't perxactly tanned brown tho my complexsh is darker but I'm ain't wholesome eithers! Fuck I might end up a Sandiewich tween my fucktoy n Trinititties! Hot n cold running bods!

Andy kneels on the bed like the fittie in the mid he's gonna be and beckons to us, one for each arm so we kneel besides him. Yep we're going for an Andywich™ To Make Two Misses Tweenify MyFucktoy. If it makes Andy happy n hard or should that be even more fucking hard than he already is then it makes me happy providing I gets first fuck. Seems only fairs spesh as I gets first call on Andy. We both smooch Andy up n down his fit nekkid bod n for onces me n Trinititties seem to have it alls sorted. I go down Andy's bod kissing licking sucking n nibbling til I can't goes any lower (actually down to Andy's thigh then up his cock n backs down agains but who cares bout detail?) then works my ways up as Trinity cums down the other side. I'm finding this quite hornee as Andy runs his fingers thru our hair guiding our heads to where he'd like til he decides he might just like both of us sucking his cock at the same time. Only he ain't saying til somehows both me n Trinity (fuck I've actually got to calling her real name - is that acceptance or what? :-o ) are eyeing each other from both sides of Andy's very luvly stiff gorgeously gorged cock with his hand clawing our scalps. We both looks at each other a bit more then up at Andy who only shrugs n draws our heads closer to his cock! I ain't gonna be beaten overs this so let my tongue reach out n take a long slow delish lick up it quivering over his throbbing veins n hawt tight skin! After a few centies I stop n peer round at Trinity as if to say 'wanna join me' n there's a quick sistery smile before she does likeswises n we lick up the rest together! 

There's a weird loud moan from Andy™ as both our Tongues Make him Tremble Meaningfully all overs. My mouth leaps onto the tip of Andy's Cock™ just as he shoots his spunk n I catch it on my tongue! Ooooh DELISH LUVAH! I'm pressing my lips hard gainst Andy's Cock™ as I Take More of his cum down my Throat MMMMMM! Soz readers but sucking my fucktoy off mebbe the horniest thang I do n it just SENDS ME on a high! Even tho I'm still hornee cos bjing Andy is just starters for really filthee fucking I gotta lie back n enjoy the taste of Andy's cum as I swallow n lie back on the bed dazed n really blissed out. 

Before I knows it, Trinity's face is over mine n smooching my lips! I've already had Andy™ lick my tonsils tonite now Trinity Matches That Meaningfully! Tongue Meets Tongue Madly! She sucks Andy's spunk from my mouth n swirls it on her lips savouring the flavour of my fucktoy! Now I hadn't considered Andy may wanna see me n Trinity fucking each other while he watches n wanks! I'm still on my back with her face over mine n I can feel her hand reaching down my belly to my cunny. I am SO FUCKING HORNEE after Andy's climax I just wanna feel ANYONE in my cunny to scratch my filthee itch aways! :-o I ain't bargained on it being Trinity tho! :-O What should I do!? :-OOO

Andy, blessikins, cums to the rescue, kinda. He still has his hand in Trinity's blonde hair n I wonder if it was his idee we snowball. :-o But he gently pulls her back n lets me get up. His cock is still pretty hard cos it takes a lotta climaxes to go limp. Letting Trinity go he guides my head to it again for another bj which I ain't gonna complains about. Does he want Trinity to just watch us? Well okays I ain't gonna complains bout solo performances either if it gets her outta the ways for a bit. All the mores Andy for me! :-D

Then I sees Trinity outta the corner of my eye with her bag. Out she pulls what kinda looks like a belt at first n oh fuckikins is she a dom n gonna whack me one cross my nekkid arse!? Andy grips my hair tighter so I'm gagged by his cock. 'Does my cumslut want her cunt filled?' I nod as muchies as I can with my mouth impaled on Andy's Cock n his hands on my head. My eyes try to follow Trinity as she pulls the rest of the belt out n OH MY SWEET FUCKIKINS it's a STRAP-ON! With the biggestest fucking bro to Lil Andy on it! I dunno what's gonna hurt mores, having a belt cross my nekkid arse or THAT in my cunny! Trinity disappears outta my view n the next I knows of her is a buzzy vibe like Lil Andy only it's deeper n louder n ooooOOOOOOOH FUCK it's not just a fucking STRAP-ON BUT A VIBE TOO! A pair of knees twist tween mine n force my legs apart as my cunny is violated by the motherfucker of all vibes n gets thrusted n twisted round as a pair of long nails dig in my arse n claw me! :-O

Now being stretched by Andy's Cock or Lil Andy is really rawsum, I mean you'll all knows (gals that is) that fucking is a kinda pain that you gets to like or luv. Unless guys get a cock up their arse you ain't gonna know what it's like to have someone else's bod inside yours spesh if it's being rammed in! So okays I've got to that pointikins where Andy has rammed me so much my cunny is perm roused n every part is swollen n hornee. Just so you readers know JUST SITTING HERE TYPING this for Andy is making my cunny quiver so muchies n painfully I'm surprised I ain't had several gasms alreadys! So when Trinity starts fucking me with Big Mean Strap-On it's pain again for a bit til my cunny gets wet as I suck Andy's Cock. No tells a lie it's so painful at first I almost bite it off gritting my teeth! But Trinity knows where thangs are n while Andy is an awesum fucktoy who eventually hits all the right bits like he couldn't perxactly miss with that kinda quantity so her fucking might be as forceful but it's more direct n innovative n she finds my g-spot n just beats it into submish! :-O OWWWCHIES! X-O I feels like BIG MEANY STRAP-ON is gonna tear outta my belly like an alien cos she thrusting it so forward n down my clit is getting Trinifucked as well n I thought only Andy could do thats! :-)  

I'm having a lil dilem of my owns cos I wanna bite on Andy's Cock n almost chew it offs! Insteads Andy grips my hair n fucks my lips hard so I'm getting doublyfucked n almost concentinaed. I ain't got long before Andy's filling my mouth agains n it's like powerful painkillers blissing me as he spurts his load down my throat via my tongue! All a suddens the tearing of my cunny in twos by Trinity is kinda nice if still a bit forceful! Fuck she is fitter than she looks! Then her Big Meanest Strappy-On Cunny Punisher rips up the front of my cunny n scratches out that g-spot itch at longs last n I have a vajgasm n clittygasm like nevers before! We're talking washing machine spin loads here! :-O X-O WowSAAAHHHHSKAKAKAKA! Okays I ain't meaning my clitty was spinning tho it might well been but my gasm was racing round n round n round in my cunny like it ain't eva gonna stop! X-P I so wanna grit my teeth I have to on Andy's cock n only hopes that he likes that muchies pain sorry luvah I just gotta GOTTA bite on SOMETHANG! Andy's cock is almost choking me it's so far down my throat as I try n relax there but let my emos bite on the base of his stiff shaft til I think I must be hurtings him! it's a quick but strong nip befores I just open my cum filled mouth, keel overs n lie there twitching tween Andy n Trinity oozing spunk outta my mouth in a passed-out daze of smarting ecstasy...

Oh nos, have Andy and Trinity pushed Sandie over her pleasure limit? Or was it too much pain? :-o Has Sandie gasmed her last? Did Andy spunk her to death? Or was Trinity's Strap-On to blames? Is this the end? Well it is for now, drama queeneroonees!

Watch for the next part soons! Same sexsay internet, same sexsay blog! I dares ya!  ;-D

two's cumpany but three's allowed part 1: just a phase?

Aisling Weaver's Fuck Me Friday: Phase

Okays readers you've been introed to my pervy altered ego Miss Sandie courtesy of my very filthee fucktoy Andy cos that's what he'd luv outta his cumslut. Gawshikins! :-o Now Andy has other fantasies n fuck I should have seen this cumming yonkies off cos it's what all guys want. Besides bjs, hornee dirtee sex and no commits lol!

So what would a filthee fucktoy like Andy want besides (n these are his words!) 'a filthy horny dirty slutty hungry wild Cumslut!' :-o Did I mention I'm a kinda reddish brunette (cept when I temp dyes my hair black as Miss Sandie ;-D ) cos I thought Andy luvs red. Okays so the 'reddish' is dye as wells but Andy ain't to knows that! And I'm kinda curvy cos I have a rav appetite n hey Andy luvs big titties! If I diet they're the first to sag so while Andy has kept me fitter than most luvahs n my tum is actually firming ups cos of all the gasms I'm getting and all those dirtee nights with Andy tween them means my thighs are pretty ripped too, I gotta appetite from hell which is made evens worse cos I get even hungrier when hornee! :-o

Wells I hopes it's just a phase cos it turns out what Andy would luv is... no waits, it's best if I just tells like it happened. So it's a Fri Night n Fri Nights are usually Andy Nights™ To Make the weekend Takeoff Merrily with Terrific Momentum n lot a lil Teasy Mischievousness not To Mention Titillating Magnetism n Twisted Moves! And that's just for starteroonees! ;-D A lil clubbing, some dirtee n I means REAL DIRTEE dancing cos we make Patrick Swayze n Jennifer Grey looks like real wusses, a lotta snawgging, some drinkees n dare chasers n some kinkee fantasy discuss bout what we likes in bed n other places and in no times at all Andy n me are shugging aways  the rest of Sat Morn playing 'last fucktoy or cumslut awake' as we try n exhaust each other n fuck it's usually a draw! ;-D

But this ain't a usual Fri Night so I dunno why I tolds you all that! :-P Cos Andy turns up with ANOTHER FUCKING GAL IN TOW! :-O I mean X-OOO cos my jaw is on the floor n no that ain't a kinky bj pos eithers! :-O What kinda shakes me cos I'm suddenly thinkings that the no commit thang means Andy has found another gal hornier n filthier n more willing to do dirtee thangs than lil old me! Sobs! X-( Nice of him to introduce us tho, I think, rather than keeps it a sordid lil secret. Huh did I just type that!? I'm usually jealous but Andy n me have had such funs I ain't really cared til now. The other irritating thang is that this other gal could be me in the mirror cos she's bout the same height weight n wikkid nawtee look as me too. Cept she's blonde. With blue eyes where mine are grey green. Ish. Sorta. She's like a fit Swedish porn actress equiv of me n prob called Ulrika-ka-ka-ka or somethang n talks in a weird accent that Andy is gonna find hornier n more cock rousing than my south U of the K twang he used to luv, spesh when I use it in slut mode cos I thoughts for Andy there ain't sexier talking than a posh gal saying dirtee thangs, the louder the betters! :-o

So my legs have gone jelly n my lip is quivering n my cunny is askin 'what gives up there?' as my nips shrug n retreat into my titties for cover at the threatening bitch slap fest. Cos fuck i already wanna be Miss Sandie on this BLONDE BITCH n really REALLY SLAP HER cos she's got my FUCKTOY! I'd slap Andy too but he luvs that too muchies! :-P 'Sandie...' he begins with the biggest fucking fuckiest of grinny grin GRINS, 'This is Trinity.' Oh wells I'm thinking in the dirtiest filthiest moodiest fucking corner of my thoughts, I'm so fucking pleased to meecha! NOT! NO NEVA NOT NADA NOTTIKINS! Fuck, I hopes I didn't say that outs loud cos as much as I wanna drown her 'pleased to meecha back' friendly with my cunny for the filthiest bitch slap I can thinks, that would be kinda impolites! :-P

Trinity. Right. Kthnxbai. Cyas. Sorted.

My right arm is twitching to slap both in one goes n my left is bout to slam the door in both their happy grinny faces afters when Andy pounces forwards n smooches the anger from me. I means I'm all heartpoundy n redfaced n Andy goes n licks my tonsils the fucking bastard! Cos if he thinks he's gonna get rounds me that ways then... fuck yeh he is! One Andy Hand™ has Torn Masterly up my skirt n Twanged MyThong outta Twat Muffless for a Teasy Masturbation! I mean he's fingerfucking my cunny on my doorstep! Look out neighbs! I'm lifted on tiptoe in my killer heels is he wanks my clit to gasm in just a few secs n then my cunny is going for a vajgasm too cos he's hitting all my buttons n a few mores I dunno bout but my fucktoy has founds them anyways! :-D My cunny shudders n squirts into his palm n fuck I don't usually do thats even when I'm prepared so fuck where did THAT CUM FROM!? I do have to says though that since being with Andy my cunny has been worked out so much it's really fucking sensitive n I only gotta think of Andy n I'm fucking hornees to go! Which is great if Andy is here but not so muchies when not. 

Okays so nows he's not only embarrassed me by bringing his nu cumslut round, at least I ASSUMES she is cos fuck has she gotta another thang cumming if she ain't n nows I've just gasmed in from of her! Andy is pretty muchikins holding me up by my cunny cos my legs have just melted under me or mebbe that was my cunny as well! :-o Andy grins his usual cute sexsay Andy grin and turns to whatsherfaceka-ka-ka. 'See, didn't I tell you she was always horny? She just... ' Yeh thanx Andy n my mind snaps back into focus with a lil gasmic blurring to pull tissues from my shoulder handbag in record time to wipe my juices from his hand just as he's bout to show Trinititties or whatever she calls herselves! I offer my shaking hand to shake her by the neck as she politely - ooh ain't she the dainty one? - takes it in her hand n gives it a polite clasp. Well I ain'ts perxactly gonna hug n airkiss her, am I? Besides which my legs are still jelly with a topping of my gasm juices trickling down them n fuck is her sense of smell is anythang as sharp as mine, she's gonna knows why I can'ts moves anyways. ANDY WHAT HAVE YOU FUCKING DONE TO ME YOU... YOU... FUCKTOY YOU! X-o

Now I'd assumeds Andy n me were going clubbing cos I'm all clubbed up in my usual dress-to-impress-Andy-n-get-him-hard-jus-lookin-at-mes but he needles his way in with whaddyacallhers in tow like a blonde puppy doggie, shutting the door behind them. Please Andy, you n Sluttrinity make yourselves right at home! Right cos Miss Sandie had made such an impresh on Andy n yeh his cute arse is still stinging lol I'd dressing a bit like her with my hair reddy-black n the fishnet heels cept it's my comfy stretch denim skirt dyed black n cos I don't think the club would let me wear that leather jerkin w. my titties hanging out I've got a matching black dennie jacket over it. I was gonna surprise Andy w. the leather thang later but now I'm not so sures! Andy shows Trinitwats into the lounge and closes the door to cum back to me. Legs, stop being jelly cos I NEED TO KICK ANDY IN THE COCK DEPT. RIGHT NOWS! Which is diff cos they are still jelly n cos Andy is still grinning his grin like Cheshire is missing its Cat! Then he notices my scowl. Soz did my face just wear that expresh out loud? Fuck yeh!

'What's the matter, babe?' He says all luvlyduvy n touches my almost tearful face. 'Didn't you say if I found a hornee girl you'd do a threesome?'

Oh. :-o

Uh. Oh. X-o 

That. :-P

Well yeh okays, yeh I did yonks n yonks ago cos Andy had mentioned it n cos I was enjoying how hornee he mades me then yeh mebbe a threesum was on the table. Well I don't mean literally ON the table tho that would be kinda kinkee n fun too wouldn't it? I'd even had a galfriend in mind, the ever insatiable Teri n she had even said yeh but then disappeared so I assumed Andy had forgotted. Then when he mentioned it again cos I'd probably had another rawsum Andygasm I might have suggested that cos Teri ain't round anymores that mebbe if Andy found another hornee gal I might, just the littlest hint of a mebbe, say yeh okays n go for it. Only I had hoped Andy might ask first. I luv surprises n spesh sexsay Andy surprises but that ain't the one I was expecting! :-o

But at least it ain't the end tween Andy n me. Tho what perxactly this is the beginnings of I can only guess. :-P

Will Sandie get her own back on Andy n oojamaslutfeatures, I means Trinititties, when it cums to the Big Three? Is Trinitwats as much a cumslut as Sandie (yeh like fuck she is :-P ) and can Andy handle TWO cumsluts at once n who NOW gets to own Andy's Cock™ (Trinititties mebbe? No ways! :-o )? Will you cum back to find out!?

Watch this blog soonikins! :-P

nom nom dom part 3: tuff titties!

What has cum befores...

Sandie (yeh still me case you forgotted ;-D) trapped Andy's Cock™ in a Tightly Measured chastity device called Lil Miss Chastity Leather so even tho he's got a stiffie to die for he ain't able to wank! Oh nos I hear you cry! To makes thangs evamoreso worse she has become insatiable sadistic dom Miss Sandie so is tormenting a hornee Andy by sexting him REALLY BAD STUFF n getting him to spank himself when he ain't doing as he's told! If you ain't read part one n part two alreadys, Miss Sandie is gonna get your arses spanked too so keeps up you lot! Your arses will thank you forevers lol! Ask Andy's Arse which is redder than my nail pol this week! :-P

Where was I? Oh yeh, Andy's Arse™ which almost got Terminally Mashed cos when my fucktoy got downgraded to fuckslave he went extreme on it n I got the pix to prove it. Shame you ain't able to see them but that is one rawsum (raw n awesum!) red handprint slap on his cute arse cheek! I could get a fet for Andy's Arse™ on that one pic alone! Luvah I knows you read these n fuck my wet hawt cunny wants to fuck your arse! Can I spank your arse with my cunny? You knows, slap it up n down on your arse as you wank or somethings til we're both rawsum? You'll have my Sandie's Cunny™ print (or is that Twat Mark?) on your cheek insteads mebbe? Not sure how that kinda works but we'll work on it when we next hook okays? ;-D 

Now fucking is the most intimates you can be with your partner ever and Andy n me have got eversomores intimate since we gots back together. I mean, REALLY FILTHEE, nailing n biting n sucking n licking n skin on skin action like you ain't gonna believes! So it's kinda hornee I'm now denying him all thats. Well kinda cos my horniness ain't getting any less in facto it's kinda gone thru the roof n into orbit! Mebbe even round another star or galaxy! Just TYPING this is making me hornee which is mebbe why my keyboard keeps screeming n trying to escapes cos it's getting pounded even harder than Andy ramming his cock in my cunny n that's is pretty fucking sledgehammer!  

Soz I do keeps getting distracted and my fuckslave Andy™ is gonna be Totally Mollified to know I am writing this with his cock n arse pics on my screen. But that's tween him n me and fuck I do wish his cock™ was right NOWS! But this ain't getting the sexc story written! Now Andy™ has been Treating Me To Mucky Themed Mindsets (yay my #TM hashtag! ;-D) and I luved the idee he ain't able to wank when we're not hooking which is quite a lot! 

But nows I've gotta be harsh dom Miss Sandie which means I gotta do thangs to Andy like I ain't eva before! So while I've kept Andy™ in his Torturous Mechanism which I've named Lil Miss Chastity Leather n have been keeping him on a Tight Management of Tough Meanness, I've now gotta plan for whens we hook next which is kinda worrying me cos I've gotta real nasty rep To Maintain! Oh nos! :-o

My friend at the leather shop has done me proudikins tho! Seems like I ain't the only one ordering spesh fet wear. You means HE does? And HER over the road? Well I nevers! :-o But anyways a really cool top n skirt n accessories in leather that are GUARANTEED to get Andy hornee. Now my last experience of tight leather minis ain't perxactly a cool experience I wanna share cos I wore it out clubbing, tried to sit on a high stool to rest n nearly went arse over titties backflip with my thighs trapped together! But I guess I ain't gonna be doing much sitting in this one. Mebbe lotsa kneeling on all fours n on my back so I'll give it another try! ;-D

'Fuckslave' I text early on Friday morn cos I wanna know if Andy is free tonight and is kinda relative cos I now owns him as Miss Sandie, 'Your mistress orders your presence tonight'. Andy™ has got used to this kinda Text Message n knows he's gotta reply RIGHT AWAYS cos his Tushie Might get Tanned More if he don't! He's already Totally Moaned bout how it stings but I knows his cock is Twitching Mightily to get outta Lil Miss Chastity Leather and into Miss Sandie! Well has he gotta nother thang cumming! ;-D

Now Andy n me have a kinda open relationship which means if we do wanna fuck someone else it's allowed n cos of that there ain't commitment. If Andy ain't free a weekend I'm cool (actually right fucking now I think I knows what being 'in heat' really means cos my cunny is just BOILING like never befores :-o) n I got Lil Andy. I think Andy n me stick together cos we both ain't found anyones else so fucking hornee n we just bounce physically n mentally off each other! He's my fucktoy n I'm his cumslut n that's bout it. So having a kinda commitment in dom n sub is a lil bit strange cos now I got this control over Andy like nevers before! :-o That's open to all kinda abuse which is also strange cos it's what Andy wants - abuse n all! Men! Like I'll ever understand them! Andy absototally has every right to say 'Going out drinking with my mates' n Sandie woulda said 'Yeh whatever' n gone out too but what nows!? :-S MISS Sandie ain't gonna like that no ways! So even tho it's a Fri when Andy should be heres I'm wondering if I'm pushing a lil too far!

'Yes Miss Sandie' cums the meek text reply! Fuckikins, now I'M COMMITTED to being Miss Sandie n alls I got is my cossie n my wits! :-o Well that's what's writing this sexc story (actually I ain't wearing the cossie but you lots can pretend, right?) so I racks my lil brain to cum up with a suitable punishment for Andy cos even if he's been good n obedient he's gonna wanna do somethang wrong just so I can be nasty, right? Then I get a wikkid idee n like the leather shop luckily there's an adult shop tween work n home so a quick retail trip n YEH they gots what I wants lol! ;-D

So I dash home and shower n dye my hair black cos I figures I'm gonna be a dark goth mistress n besides it goes with my nu leather outfit. I do extra make-up spesh round the eyes n deep red lippy cos I knows that's Andy's fave colour n it goes with my nails. I put on a long coat cos I don't wanna answer the door in my Miss Sandie outfit cos I wanna surprise Andy plus I don't wanna get complaints from any neighbs who might see! :-o Then sit n waits for Andy while sipping some wine which goes to my head alongsides this nu power control thang n fuck if it ain't getting me all hornee! By the times Andy shows up my wine has distilled into an evil horniness all it's own which is whispering dark n dirtee idees in Miss Sandie's ear! It's a filthee lil conspiracy tween the two in a mucky corner of my mind til it's time for them to jump out on the unsuspecting fuckslave!

There's a ding dong on my doorbell and I open it as Cumslut Sandie, drags him insides and lean down (tells you why laters) to give Andy a big snaaawwg til I realise that's gonna make him even hornier n harder n Lil Miss Chastity Leather is crushing his cock! While Andy™ is Twisty Mashing my lips n tongue the bestest a luvah, his cock must be on TheEdgeOf Mortification! So what should I do bout that? Become Miss Sandie and lemme enjoy his pain courses! ;-D 'Unbutton me!' I order Andy and he fumbles round up n down like guys do with buttons n most fastenings (kinda why I don't wear bras - he'd be at that all night! :-o ) and eventually my coat is open and I let it drop. At the same time I drops my smile n let my face get dressed in the equiv of the unsmiley dom outfit I got on. And for a best outta three Andy's jaw drops too! Re-fuckin-sult! X-D If I wasn't in character I'd grin from ear to ear so let my unseen cunny do that insteads! X-DDD

Now I luv Andy seeing on my bod n his gaze doing filthee thangs to it with his eyes but now it's beyond filthee and into kinky n disgusting groping! WooOOOH! The sleeveless leather jerkin is open to expose my titties just the ways I hope will have Andy on his knees but is so tight round them they look like they've been perked n plumped up n topped with my very hard n hornee nips! Andy's eyes look like they're gonna fall outta his head n I'm sure my titties manage to winks at him somehows! ;-D My short leather skirt is tight round my waist n slightly loose round my thighs cos I ain't keen to repeat the backflip. My leather gal has managed to give it a lil frill of sorts in thin leather so it just hides my bare smooth n wet cunny but ain't long enough to hide Andy the tops of my black fishnet holdups. Andy's depraved stare finally finds my feet n sees them clad in the wikkidest 5 inch heels eva! Now Andy is taller than me but with these heels I'm taller and REALLY DOMMING him with my nu height! Andy has unconsciously backed gainst the hall wall as I tower over him (well not perxactly tower but I almost feels like I am :-P ) and grip Andy's short hair n pull his head to my left titty. I ain't gonna say what I wants but I knows my Andy n my fucktoy cum fuckslave sucks on my nip in a wild roused way. I resist the need to moan my pleasure cos I don't wanna give my nu fuckslave the impresh he's getting it right first time cos I'm sure I gotta punish him cos that's what doms like Miss Sandie do, rights? :-o Without any prompting his hand cums up n teases my right nip in a filthee rousing way too n now my cunny is almost squeeing in pleasure cos Andy is hitting spots I ain't even realised I gots! :-o If domming Andy gets THIS kinda hello every time then roll me up for the whole ride pls!

'Is Lil Miss Chastity Leather hurting your cock, fuckslave?' I try n ask without biting my lip or gasping for air cos Andy's tongue, lips and hand have almost got me tittygasming! I can feel his other hand feeling round my leathered waist, down my skirt n seeking out my cunny which is leaking down my fishnets now. Does Miss Sandie allow her fuckslave to touch her without explicit permish? Course she doesn't fucking doesn't! Actually I need to pull myself not to mention my thighs n cunny together cos I'm gonna gasm rite here n now if Andy keeps doing what he's doing n doing fucking rawsumly! So I steps back on my heels n slap Andy right cross the face! Owchies luvah! Okays so it's not a belter of a slap but hard enough he knows Miss Sandie means business n nows he's gotta red slap mark on his cheek to match the one on his arse! Now I dunno how much pleasure Andy gets outta this pain thang but after the shock of the unexpected slap he kinda gets this look that lets me knows he luvs it cos its making his cock even fucking harder n bigger n that must be REALLY hurting too but he luvs that even mores! It's a weird mixed expresh kinda like I must have when hitting my funny bone when I dunno whether to laugh, cries or do both! :-) :-( :-o :-P :-) Emoticon hell!

'You will not touch Miss Sandie unless she orders you to, fuckslave!' Andy's face drops but I get hints of secret pleasure cos when Andy is erect n roused he'd got this air bouts him that just make me hornee too n I'm sure my cunny gives off its own natural perfume which drives him wild. We have the horniest hormones n pheromones eva I'm sure! ;-D So while I'm domming him n telling him ain't liking stuff and Andy is going all sub our bods are signalling hornee extreme to each others! Even when we say 'no' our bods are saying 'yehyehyehyehYEH' n fucking each other's pheromones even when apart! Nows I'm already hornee cos I ain't had Andy for a whole week plus I been busy n ain't even had time for Lil Andy. Andy must be even hornier (I think that's poss even tho I'm so fucking hornee my blood is boiling! Someone must invent a horneeometer one days so I can prove to Andy I AM hornier than him tho I think he already knows that but the proof is in the pudendum ain't it? ;-D) cos he's had Lil Miss Chastity Leather to stop him getting relief of any kinds! Fuck what is a whole weeks load of cum gonna feel like!? My cunny is just wimpering at THAT hawt thought!

Now I'm sures doms like Miss Sandie are supposed to get pleasure for themselves and deny their fuckslaves of any whatsoeva. Well Miss Sandie's cunny ain't giving a fuck for Andy's pleasure so mebbe what I bought was just right!

'Strip fuckslave!' I orders Andy and he starts to undress in the hall. My cunny yawns even tho Andy is undressing pretty sharpish but I gotta give him some grief. 'QUICKER! You are SO slow!' Andy finishes undressing in record time til all he is wearing is Lil Miss Chastity Leather who must be getting stretched somethang real bad. If n when I actually get off Andy's cock I'm gonna have to measure her to see if that's poss! I mean a cock which can stretch leather!? :-P Wowsahs that's gotta be worth domming for! Mind yous I KNOWS what it's like to be stretched by Andy's cock which is why my cunny kinda has a perm Moany Lisa smile so mebbe Lil Miss Chastity Leather is luving it too! Not only stretched but pointing RIGHT UP in the UPPIEST WAY EVA! The lil red tip of Andy's Cock is Trying Moanily To Maul his way out the top and the base of Andy's stiff shaft is just bulging like an upsidesdown muffin top! Fuck am I gonna be ables to get Andy's Cock™ outta that Tight Missy? Will he wanna be freed? I grabs the leathered handle that Lil Miss Chastity Leather is round Andy's Cock™ and Tug Mercilessly for him to follow. Forget holding hands luvahs! Being able to lead Andy by the cock n I don't just mean metaphoricallys is a power kick like my bod ain't eva known! I gots me a hawt fuckslave in tow as Andy is dragged into the kitchen for a brief stop by the fridge icebox where I have a bag of cubes ready. Then back without any care for bending Andy's Cock™ ThisWayAnd MebbeEvenThat so he gives out lil cries n squeals which normally Miss Sandie would punish but there's plenty of times for that when we get to my bedroom! Andy has to hop up each step cos I'm not only taller but a stair or two higher and Miss Sandie ain't slowing for wussy fuckslaves as Andy's Cock keeps getting Torn Mightily ahead n upwardywards by his hornee dom bitch!

Andy's Cock™ is Twisted Meanly so the rest of his nekkid bod is Thrown Mindlessly onto my bed, covered in a thin plastic sheet. He sprawls there for a moment, nursing as best anyone can when it's aching, swollen n trapped in leather his Towering Member. I take out a freezing cold fistful of icecubes from the bag and without any warning smash them round the Throbbing Manhood! Andy lets out a shriek cos it IS freezing cold n his cock must be terribly sensitive n cos Miss Sandie ain't perxactly a tender mistress! SMACK! More cubes piled up til both Andy's Cock™ n Lil Miss Chastity Leather™ togethers looks like a lil Trembling Mountain of ice! Andy is gritting his teeth as he lies there on his back. I checks the clock n give Andy bout Ten Moments before scraping the ice back in the bag to reveal Lil Miss Chastity Leather hanging loosely from Andy's Cock which is Twitching Meagerly in a limp n dazed way. A quick momento and I've thrown the ice bag in the bath n return to twist Andy's nips painfully. As if by magic his cock hardens again to its previous huge n hard size n Miss Sandie's Fuckslave is readys to go! I gotta remember that trick for laters n if I want Instant Andy! ;-D

I tug the wet plastic sheet from the bed causing Andy to hop off. He's seen Cumslut Sandie at her wildest but Miss Sandie ain't taking no prisoners cos it's her bidding all the ways! I take a lil packet out of condies outta by bedside drawer which Andy n me ain't really used since beings hooking fulltimes n he frowns. But he's learnt already not to question Miss Sandie cos his arse is still rawsumly red n stingy from his lessons. I throw one at him and order him 'Put that on fuckslave'.

Andy tears open the pack without reading it or wondering why it's bigger and pulls it out n starts to smooth n unroll it down his cock, noticing it is a studded condie with menacing lil nodules! I slap his face 'No you are DOING IT WRONG' and as Andy sits there rubbing his cheek again with that mixed expresh I roll the condie off his cock, blow in the end and with my long fingernails unroll it INSIDE OUT down his cock so the studs are on the inside n pressing on his cock! Andy's eyes widen cos he ain't eva been treated or MISSTREATED (n yeh it is two S for MISS Sandie lol) this badly befores! Andy's Cock™ is mah-hooSIVE nows n cased in midnight black Thin Material with lil studs pressing painfully into his Throbbingly Murdered veiny skin! Then I take a pair of lil nail scissors n Andy's eyes widen in terror cos he wonders what the fuck I'm gonna do with THOSE before I snip the bubble end of the condie of cos Miss Sandie ain't missing or is that MISSing out on all that luvly cum - a whole week worth lol! ;-D

Now I figureds that doms ain't in this for their fuckslave's pleasure so my torture continues by squatting over Andy's Cock which ain't so easy on a bed wearing five inch heels n letting him guide his retrostudded cock up into Miss Sandie's Cunny™ in full costume n no knix. A cunny which is just as TorridlyDe Manding as Miss Sandie herself if notmoreso and there ain't a Tighter Mingeless cunny in alls the words I betcha! If Andy's Cock can stretch leather then Miss Sandie's Cunny can crack nuts! I LUV manjakani n kegelling n Andy's Cock is gonna get Tuff Mucky shugging if it kills him! In facts I think Miss Sandie needs her own Merciless Term for taking advantage of Andy in the filthiest fucking ways, whaddaya think, readers? Any suggests, luvah? I mean, fuckslave?

Where was I? Oh yeh, squatty thrusting over Andy so the only contact tween him n me is his cock ramming up in my cunny n I let him up my pleasure by having him grip my bare tuff titties n do thangs like Andy can to my nips. I'm not touching him AT ALL n this is my extreem fuck central! Wowsahs! Now I'm as hornee as fucky fuckikins fuck can be cos I ain't been Andyied for a whole week but Andy ain't getting any of the usual Cumslut Sandie treats like scratching n biting. This is all for Miss Sandie n fuck if Andy's Cock is making my cunny feel real rawsum cos the lil insideout studs are doing amazing thangs there too as Andy thrusts his hips up for my pleasure! I hoping that this MISStreatment is still making him hornee n I so wanna ask what the insideout studs on his cock feel likes - are they as painful as Andy wants? Well I can only think FUCK YEH cos in a few mins of Andy's Cock™ Thrusting Massively in my cunny he squirts his sizzling spunk into it like it ain't evas before I means we're not just talking spurt after spurt but like a firehose stream in one long gasming climax! Course I'm offbalance which means I almost topples over cos gasm instinct is to clench your thighs together n usually your luvah or fucktoy or fuckslave has his thighs or arms or legs keeping yours aparts so for a min Miss Sandie is just Cumslut Sandie dressed up like a goth tart having her mind blown n her cunny filled by her wonderful fucktoy! :-o

In the ends i have to topples over on top of Andy n just nuggle him whimpering like a puppy cos i just got the gasm of all fucking gasms n not just my legs but my whole fucking bod is as liquid jelly as the gush of cum that just exploded my cunny! Andy bless my awesum fucktoy just cuddles me back n okays so it's not as dommy an ending as it should be but I'm learning how fucking awesum it can be. For both of us. :-)

And when Miss Sandie is back, boys had you alls better watch outs! ;-D Cos she means the biz luvah!

nom nom dom part 2: shock values!

Aisling Weaver's Fuck Me Friday: Electric 

What has cum before...

Sandie (c'est moi, mwah! ;-D) has trapped Andy's Cock™ in a Tightly Measured chastity device called Lil Miss Chastity Leather so even tho he's got a stiffie to die for he ain't able to wank. Guess that kinda sums it all ups but if you want the details go n read part one!

Now Andy has got one of those smart phone thangs so he can mail me from anywheres. If I text him he can see it's from me n avoid them if he wants but I knows he ain't able to resist Sandie the Cumslut™(That's Me) but what bout Sandie The Dom De Dom Dom (Timpani Melodrama! ;-D)? Cos Cumslut Sandie was meek n mild compared to how Dom Sandie is gonna treat her fuckslave Andy™, like Totally Minion!

Sos I set up one of my alternate email accounts as Miss Sandie™ (Terrifying Mistress) cos Andy is gonna have to get used to calling me that tho he ain't gonna know it's me just yet. Shocking, huh? I give him a few mins peace after getting into work then Miss Sandie™ Transmits Meanness like the Thoroughly Malign Tyrannising Mistress she is. I means, I am! :-P

'Are you worshipping my cunny, fuckslave?' I send as starters. I knows Andy ain't always able to reply cos he goes in important meetings n wotnot but while Cumslut Sandie would have waiting patiently if ever-so-hornily for a reply Dom Sandie ain't having none of thats! :-o And if Andy's filthee ass ain't making Miss Sandie first n foremost then watch out cos he's gonna get a spanking! Fuck I scare myselfs sometimes! :-O

'Fuckslave, ARE YOU AT THE TEMPLE OF MY CUNNY N PROSTRATING YOURSELF BEFORE IT?' Ooh, I am so not a capslock gal but Dom Sandie has gotta mean business, ain't she? There's a few mins then my moby pings. 'Is that you, Sandie? I'm in a meeting so stop it because my cock is hard and my chastity device is really hurting.' Well that ain't no way for a fuckslave to talk to Miss Sandie. Okay capslock off n go meanness!

'Fuckslave you will call me Miss Sandie and I ain't caring if you're in meetings or giving your boss a bj cos what Miss Sandie tells you to do, you do RIGHT AWAY!' Now I knows Andy would never give his boss a bj but it was the kinkiest thang I could think at the mo. If Miss Sandie is gonna degrade her fuckslave I mites as wells start with a real 'eewww' n works my ways down lol! ;-D

'Sandie!? Stop fucking around. My chastity device is so fucking tight and I'm really erect!' Nope, wrong answer fuckslave! Cos Andy™ That Means Terrible Mistreatment! 'Fuckslave, you will excuse yourself RIGHT NOW n go to the loo for INSTANT PUNISHMENT!' Gawsh, I can be a real bitch n it ain't even PMT! Fuck, when that happens is my fucktoyslave really gonna regret letting Dom Sandie out! OMSFG! :-o

There's lil mo of anticipation cos I'm absototally wondering what Andy is gonna do. He's always 'Don't send me dirty msgs while I'm working or driving or out in company' when I knows he really wants his Cumslut™ to Talk Mucky n Thrill MyFucktoy but what's he gonna do bout Dom Sandie who ain't used to being ignored!

'Sandie, I CAN'T!' Oh fuck Andy, STILL the wrong answer! 'Fuckslave you will call me MISS SANDIE n you're are SO ordered to get your sorry shameful ass in a loo RITE NOW so you can be PUNISHED!' Hehehehe, fuck I am so pissing myself at how mean I cans be! :-D But that's Cumslut Sandie where Dom Sandie only smiles if that when her fuckslave does her absototal bidding! Yeh you Andy™!

There's quite a few mins before Andy replies. Is he obeying his new Dom Sandie without question? Or is he still in his meeting? My cunny is getting all wet n quivry waiting cos cunnies are like that. Well mine is so whatever. 'Miss Sandie?' cums Andy's™ Text Message 'I'm in the loo and waiting your punishment.' FUCK YEH! Oh My Sweetie Fucking GAWD I am SO luving this nows n my cunny is drooling in agreements! Now Andy always says I absototally own his cock which when we're together I really do and even when not together I get luvly cock pics so absense ain't quite an issue cos I get to gaze at its luvly hard stiffiness always. But nows it's like I absofuckingtotallycompletelys owns his cock n Andy ain't able to wank so fuck I am SO a control freak now cos of Lil Mis Chastity Leather too! 

I just text back 'Good fuckslave. Miss Sandie is smiling' and in facto I'm grinning like a stoopid happee hornee grinny thang n so is my cunny. Fuck this is so fucking hornee I might gasm spontaneously like when i got Andy to spunk his boxies but Miss Sandie ain't gonna tells him that, no fucking way! I is a Dom whether Andy (or me for that matter!) likes it or not. But i am so so SO luving this! I'm gonna thank Andy with a real horneee shug when we hook next! Or mebbe Dom Sandie should have her own filthee word for fucking Andy in a fierce n controlling way all for her owns pleasure? I gonna have to think bout that. ;-D

Anyways Andy is in his work loo and cos I've never been there I dunno if it's just by itself or a cubicle in a big restroom kinda thang. Cumslut Sandie hopes it's private but Dom Sandie is thinking punishment is punishment and if others get to hear cos they're in other cubicles then that's Andy the Fuckslave's fault for not obeying RIGHT AWAYS! I text 'Miss Sandie orders (cos Andy luvs being ordered to do nawtee stuff) her fuckslave to drop his trousers n boxies and cam me to show you are being OBEDIENT'. Course I can't see its right now but Andy ain't to know Dom Sandie ain't got a smart phone and is seeing everything so I pretends I can! 'Yes Miss Sandie.' is the reply and I wait a few momentos then text 'Good.' Then I gets a real nawtee idee and thumb 'But you were disobedient and fuckslaves must be punished. SHOULDN'T THEY?'

'Yes Miss Sandie' cums the reply and I can almost sniff the fear n the sweet smell of Andy's cum cos his cock is already getting punished bigtime by Lil Miss Chastity Leather n dribbling aways. 'Right fuckslave, your punishment is to SPANK yourself real hard and to show Miss Sandie you have punished yourself THOROUGHLY I wanna see your handprint on your ARSE in big red painful marks. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?' By this time I'm almost crying n pissing myself laughing n my cunny is weeping aways too! And I knows it's poss to spank yourself pretty fucking hard n leave marks cos I do that when Andy ain't round and I'm pretending Lil Andy is his big fucktoy namesake. And fuck if that ain't the horniest thang too I dunno what is. Well actually I guess being Miss Sandie is!

There's another long pause and I knows Andy is fighting gainst the clock cos his meeting mates must be wondering WTF is taking him so long! Then Andy's pings me and asks if his arse is marked enough. I have no fucking idee but Miss Sandie is a harsh mistress and even if her fuckslave has been brutal on his own arse then he should be even more fucking so, just to be certs. 'No fuckslave, that is NOWHERE near punishment enough. Do it all AGAIN and GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME!'. Ouchies! X-o That's gonna smart cos I knows my ass gets fucking sore even when I slaps it. There's a shorter time and I know Andy must be panicking cos of time and I wonders who else is hearing his spankfest! :-P

'Miss Sandie, I have spanked myself until it hurts to sit.' Awww blessikins! I just text back 'Good, You may go now. And next time you will DO AS YOU ARE TOLD!'. 'Yes Miss Sandie.' cums the meek and punished reply and I feel even more of a bitch but fuck what fun was that!? My cunny has gone into gasm meltdown but my loo break is up too so I try n calm down and not think of Andy fucking me over my desk like the absototal cumslut I am. But my mind drifts to wondering what hornee pics of Andy's red behind and if he'll still takes pics of his cock in leather. 

Will Miss Sandie get to see Andy's Cock in leather like the bad boy it really is and get a bit of a fet for leather too? Will Andy's Arse™ (Terrifyingly Minced) be as red as Sandie's nail polish? How long before Sandie goes Ultra Dom?

All this n more soon - I bets you all can hardly waits but Miss Sandie says you're gonna have to. So theres! :-P

nom nom dom part 1: fresh prince of bellend!

Ruby Kiddell's Erotic Notebook Wank Wednesday: #bell

Okays readers Andy has been a real inspo fucktoy and given lil ol me some hawt story idees that he wants to read not just me cumming up with hornee idees. So a lil round of clapping for Andy™ the Tale Master cos he wanted a dom story. Now you lots will know I ain't a dom kind but the idee Andy had was so hawt I had to write it (after having a Lil Andy™ play, well actually a LOT of Lil Andy play) n spesh after Andy told me cumming up with the idees made him v. hard n erect. Well how could a hornee gal refuse? ;-P

Course whos to say we might not try these story idees one day, or night, or all fucking week!? :-D

Nows Andy wants the full-on ULTRA DOM which I thinks it's best to work up to so I start with his other dom idee which is a chastity device for him. Now I knows Andy wanks a fucking lot when we ain't together cos if you wanna hornee fucktoy like him he's gotta be raring to go whenevers 24/7 n if I'm honest the idee of him wanking over my sexc nekkid pics is actually fucking hawt spesh when he goes into detail n takes pics of his cock for me to get hornee bout. And hey prestos I'm taking more pics of my titties n cunny to send him etc n if that ain't perpetual fuckin horniness I dunno what is! :-D

Where was I? Oh yeh, Andy Wanks™ which are Totally Messy and Tease MyCunny some thang real bad! :-o while still being the horniest thang I can thinks of without actually fucking Andy. In facto I'n getting fucking soaked just typing bout it so you gets the idee!? :-P Now if you've keep up with The Ongoing Fuckventures Of Sandie N Andy you'll all know he has this pain thang n luvs being punished in a v.v.v.v. sub way. Now fessing up I'd usually find that a bit of a turn off but Andy makes it so fucking appealing in his unique hornee way I'm now quite liking it cos I get to do thangs which are off the nawtee scale and into what you wouldn't believe. Well I wouldn't have believed it this time last year before Andy n me hooked up agains so it's all good n filthee! 

So I does a lil dom research and it's not quite my thang but I promised Andy and I wanna try this chastity device on him cos it means he CAN'T WANK! Hehehehe! Now the hawtest thang I've ever done is made Andy spunk his boxies while out n bout by sexting him n him not even wanking! That is hornee gal ego material if eva! ;-D And I'm sure he gets hornee every time I mention it in a story so Andy if you're reading go have a wank RIGHT NOW n get it outta your cock for a few mins so you can enjoys the rests okays luvah? ;-D

Nows I'm in lucky lucksville cos there's a leather shop in town and I kinda knows the gal who helps there and she makes me my own spesh chastity device to my own specs. Yeh I intimately knows perxactly how big n long n hard Andy's Cock™ is cos I Totally Measured it using my own cunny measures of bout 15 gasms long by 7 fucks hard (fucks being the imperial unit of hardness! Andy n I kinda went metric with the shug but no-ones but us seems interested in adopting it yet - mebbe in a few years huh?) and round 2 n a bit hornee labs girth! And you don't gets more precise than that!

What I ends up with is a tube of leather which is all rough inside cos I figured that would make Andy raw when its gainst his stiffie n he'd luv that and hard hide smooth on the outside in a luvly shade of tan. I get a few tips on leather management cos I gotta figure how to get it on Andy's Cock™ cos it's kinda TwentyFourSeven MercilesslyHard cept tween shugs for a lil while and if it takes a shug or three to get it on then I ain't complaining!

So one Andy Visit™(Trying-Not-To Moan n Too Much) and bout 5 shugs later (okays so I got carried aways so sue me!) I've finally got Andy's where I want him (yeh well it's the second where I wants him cos the first was the shugfest - gotta get my priorities right) which is on his back, breathless n his sore raw cock is having a limp slumber. With a lil bit of luck he'll snooze for a while so I gets the chastity device which I've been soaking in a container of warm water. This loosens up the leather for a bit too so I rub dry it quickly n slip it on Andy's Cock. As I tease it on he starts to grow a bit - fuck Andy you gotta have more control over him cos I swear he's gonna sleepfuck one day cos he gets hard even whens you don't know! Not that I play with it when you don't knows but oh fuck I've already written bout that haven't I? Busted! - now I lost wheres I am. Oh yeah, Andy's Cock grows into his lil leather prison quite nicely. The expanded tube is now just loose cos I don't want Andy to wake in pain - saving that for later - but just comfy I hopes. Then I snuggles beside him and let him wake up naturally...

Course I get a grandstand view of Andy's Cock in its cute lil leather jacket - or mebbe that's jacklesset as Andy ain't gonna be able to - as it adopts the wake up position of hardness and is looking up long Andy's nekkid bod at us. Realising Andy has loo needs I've made sures there's a lil hole for that which the tip of his cock's bellend (yay #hashtag moment!) is just poking thru. Andy rolls me over and pins me down and I can feel his leathered cock aiming tween my thighs. I hadn't figured Andy would go for a shug without checking his cock first cos usually I do its anyways with a bj so this could be kinda embarrassing! 

Andy pauses cos he realises there's somethang tight n snug round his cock and it ain't my cunny yet besides its way too dry and he's got both of my wrists pinned by my head so WTF! :-o Andy peers down tween our nekkid bods n sees it. Then he's all jumpy ups n 'WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS THAT!?' cos his swearing ain't gone metric yet. I calm him down and tell him it's his new chastity device to which he's kinda like 'Oh.' which is somethang of an anticlimax response considering it was his idee!

By nows the leather is drying properly and getting tight round Andy's Cock so I say 'Have a wank.' cos I'm all bouts proper testing of sex toys n I wanna make sure this works. Andy kneels nekkid on the bed beside me with his cock all hard n upwardy pointing and puts his fist round it and gives it a few lil jerks. There's a pause of confusion then he tries again harder n faster. 'I can't fucking feel anything Sandie!' He says before trying again in a grip guaranteed to open any jar before 'I can't wank! It's too tight and too thick and...' he makes a wanking motion with just his hand '...no movement!'

Yee-eeh! Works for me!

Andy is all frowns and even though he ain't getting his wank or any more shugs today - downyside me neither! :-( good thang I stocked up on 5 shugs earlier. That should keep me going for oooh bout a day or two then watch out Lil Andy! - he knows it's his idee n so ons. So he kinda appreciates the fact I''ve done this for him. And then doesn't cos he winces. 'It's a bit tight, isn't it?' Andy complains. He tugs at it and of course it won't come off n cum to think of neither will Andy while wearing it! Jars Andy can open but chastity devices are a no-nos cos the leather is so fucking tight on his hard veiny sensitive skin he'll tear his cock off if he tugs any harder!

As Andy kneels there contemplating his newly leathered cock I leans forward n give the lil bellend tip a lick with the tip of my tongue. 'Stop that, you bitch!' Andy says as he gives a lil moan of pleasure then a lil groan of pain cos my tease has made his cock twitch n grow and the leather is already chafing. Then he realises that while he can't wank or shug he's getting some pain that might just be pleasurable! So cutting this ever so long story short just a lil Andy agrees to wear it and not be able to wank til we hook again. And I says 'Yeh sure' cos I ain't gonna be a good dom if I don't up the agony just a lil or mebbe a lot! ;-D

Sos I leave Andy for the evening, just texting 'Hows u sweetie?' every now n then and Andy is good cos while he's hard n hornee (like that's ever news) n unable to wank the pain round his cock is getting more n more cos it ain't getting any release. I wonder if I've mismeasured n if the pain will just make Andy shoot his load like my sexting did before. Now that will really embarrass him! But hey I'm curious bout being a dom now n Andy's gonna get the teasing titty boob bitch from hell at work the next day.

I don't even wait for Andy to gets to work cos we usually text when up to starts the day nice n nawtee. I take a pic of my nekkid titties and send it early plus a few more spesh shots for later. It ain't long after 7am when Andy pings me back 'Hey stop that you know I can't wank' and course I sext right back 'Thinkin of u tearin my cunny in 2 w. yr xtra big cock luvah' n a few more personal thangs I ain't gonna share so there :-P. Course this has Andy™ in Terrible Misery cos his Cock™ is Throbbing Mightily n his lil leather jacket now seems VERY LIL cos he's getting bigger n harder n more painfully squeezed! Andy usually has a shower every day too (I know cos it's where a lot of Andy's pics are taken n I have to ask do ALL guys wank in there? :-P KK I fess up to havin a spesh relationship w. my showerhead but that's not what this story is bout ;-D) which I'd forgotted and the warm water makes the leather expand just a lil. Not enoughs that Andy can his chastity device off cos he's got even bigger n harder than my measuring n all the lack of letting his spunk spurt. So he gets a bit of relief tho not the kinda relief he'd usually jerk off before work. So let the dom fun begins!

As I wonders how Andy is gonna hide the fact he's got an even more obv n v. mucho huge hard on cos his stiff cock is preserved in leather, I sext him often n start to break my own filthiness rules so Andy™ is getting Tortured Muchmore than usual. I can feel the wincing in his sexts back which are a bit shorter n not quite so sweet in fact they're getting pretty painful to read! Every time Andy™ Texts Me he tries to be filthier but all that filthiness ain't just Tween MyMoby n his but also his Cock™ which is getting Tuffly Minced by Lil Miss Chastity Leather! Go my Gorgeous Grip Gal! ;-D

Fuck this is getting so hornee to write, me having Andy's Cock™ encased n helpless miles away and I gotta Titilatting Monopoly on whether he cums or not, I might have to go n attack Lil Andy™ Til Myhorniness is overcum by a gasm or 7 :-o !

So I'll say Tata Myhorneereaders n leave you alls in suspense bout how I'm gonna torture Andy even more by moby, sext n mail! Ain't I an absototal bitch! :-P 

Is Andy's bellend gonna bust outta Lil Miss Chastity Leather? Is he gonna spunk his boxies cos I'm gonna dom him like he ain't been dommed before? Will Sandie (that's me case you'd alls forgotted) become the ultra dom of Andy's filthee fantasies?

Watch this blog soon to finds out! :-D (And if that ain't domming all your libidos into sub I dunno what is! ;-) )

sexc circuit training

Aisling Weaver's Fuck Me Friday: Circuit

What with both Andy and me being so roused and hornee and in constant need of fucking each other's brains out, I thought it might be an idee if we tried keeping a bit fitter tho it goes without saying certain parts of our bods have been worked out to a peak of physical fitness that's pretty fucking Hairy McScary. I'm sure Andy's Cock™ can lift weights by itself now cos of how I've punish honed it into a weapon of muff destruction and my cunny could prob crack nuts if I tried! :-o And as for my titties, well k they're a bit droopy cos they're big but Andy still luvs them n there are exercises to keep them perky so I works out my own lil circuit training to start with.

Course Andy™ is Totally Mesmerised when I do some when he's next round cos one exercise means I stand hands on hips and swivelling round to try and touch my back with my elbow. Cos I'm only wearing a vest top my titties are getting swung this way n that n cos I ain't wearing a bra all the exertion is making my nips do lil press-ups of their own gainst the thin fabric. And for sure any boob movement of mine makes Andy's Cock™ press-up gainst his boxies in a not so lil Teasing Mountain under his shorts.

In my bedroom I've got my laptop next to me as I read off the next exercise. "So what's it say?" Andy asks as his cock waggles n says 'lemme out' near my hips as he stands next to me. "Uh, join your palms in front of your breast and press them hard against each other for 3-5 seconds. Repeat 8-10 times."

Andy's eyebrows do a funny lil exercise of their own. "Press your titties together?" There's a funny sound that makes me think Andy's Cock™ has gone into Tease Meltdown n either shot his load already or is def thinking bout it pretty fucking soon. My nips jump up n down under my vest in sympathy, working out absototally independent of my titties, which are heaving cos I'm outta breath anyways and the whole fitness thing is becoming a riot of instant horniness.

I'm bout to tell Andy what the exercise really means which is pressing my palms flat together in front of my titties like I'm praying n pressing hard but ain't even get that far cos Andy's Cock™ is shouting They're Mine at my busty babes and Andy's hands are hefting my vest top up to free them.

"You owe me a tittyfuck." Andy grins as he drops his shorts n boxies and Andy's Cock stretches like the fit filthee fucktoy he is as a "Hiya, how yous doing babe" kinda hullo. "How fitty are those titties?" Before I knows it Andy has directed me to the bed to be my personal fittyfuck trainer. He kneels in front of me and I squat so my titties have made a nice lil Delish McSandwich with xtra Andy's Cock filling. Course by nows Andy's Cock™ is Thoroughly Moist with spunk sauce too and slips up n down easily tween my boobs.

"That isn't a proper work for my cock, is it?" Andy chides me cos my titties are pretty big enough for his cock to have fun in without any help but this is all bout fitness and I gotta make my fucktoy work for his pleasure! So I push my Sandie Titties™ into Tight Mounds gainst Andy's Cock™ which is Treacherously Mashed Tween My Terrific Mamms for a #TM hashtag all its own! ;-D

Andy's Cock is now going for the burn as it pushes hard tween my titties as I squash them n jiggle them n just use them to punish Andy's Cock™ (Trying-To Make-Headway) as only Sandie's Titties™ (Torturous Minxing) knows how. I can feel his stiff slippy shaft getting sticky as my babes fuck flatten the lil life outta it with rolling tides of nekkid wikkid flesh n Andy's Cock is drowning in my own sea of slippy skin til he makes a not-so-lil fountain of his own n spunks a whole load of cum right up my neck n chin and as I look down at his teasy throbbing tween my titties I get another load on my lips. :-O

I ain't eaten just yet so as Andy shudders n quivers n collapses on my bed at at such an awesome titty climax my lips savour his hors d'oeuvres (or is that whores d'oeuvres lol? ;-D ) and give him a bj to go for  main course n dessert! By the times I've finished fucking him with my tongue I'm worn out from my sexc but interrupted circuit training but I figures I'm gonna haves to have Andy as trainer cos we fit together so fucking well! ;-D

plum outta luck

Ruby's Wank Wednesday: Plum

Oooooh plum. That's a tuffie, Ruby. You ain't making it easier for me to blog bout thangs me and Andy™ (twat-pleaser magnifico) get up to so I'll skirt round n just babble a bit n add a few #plum hashtaggies just to please ya! :-P

Nows I did think mebbe I could yap bout the colour plum which ain't too far off my fave purples n mauves n if I'm feeling a lil virginal some lilac too. Actually plum would be a good mix of my fave purps n Andy's fave red. He luvs red. Red lingerie, red hold-ups, red knix and so ons, and red nail pol spesh if I'm wiggling my red painted tootsies while digging long red sharp fingertips into his chest n other vulnerable parts of his bod, namely his cock n balls. He luvs me to scratch his cock™ (terrifyingly merciless) and leave long welts longside the throb of his veins.

Course plum is what some guys call their cock cos it goes all reddy purp when big n hard cept Andy's ain't like that. It stays fleshy pink as if it ain't been exerted n is all fit saying 'Yeh I can handle Sandie's cunny. I ain't got no worries there!' n mebbe it's right even if Andy says otherwise after he ain't able to walk after a real good fuckfest. Bout the plummish it gets is when I DO dig my nails right in and leave lil bruises on it but FTW Andy's Cock™ ALWAYS puts up a good fight lol! ;-D

Then there's plums as in balls n OMSFG Andy's Balls™ (totally muff-filling!) ain't like plums but bigger n fuller n when they let go it's all hands on my deck cos HERE CUMS DA CUM! ;-D WoooOOOish! I could almost say he has the doggies lol cos when he doggies me they def are!

Another meaning for plum (anyones keeping counts for my #hashtags? ;-D ) is something easy likes in a plum job and if my job is keeping Andy absototally hornee then I gots the plummiest job round. Course he trumps me by making me hornee too n he makes it look so fucking easy too cos he just does.

So as I sit here straddling Andy™ (tween mythighs) and feeling his cock shoved up my cunny for another fab fuck I have to do what he likes and burrow my nails into his chest in a pain for pleasure kinda exchange. The more my long scarlet talons burrow into his skin and mark him, the more I get fucked so it all works out. I even try thumping his chest, slapping his face and pinching his nips and Andy gets so roused I'm sure I'm bruising up insides cos it feels so awesomely achy til he balms me with his cum and we bliss out for a bit.

While Andy snoozes n snores off his shugging and wonder what else I can write bout I see I left lil plum coloured bruises on his chest n neck. And checking inside my thighs I see I have more there, ringing my cunny in luvly shades of purple n mauve n red so kinda plummy there too. 

Looks like I won my #hashtag this week too lol. Who knew pain n pleasure could be so colourful! :-D

wireless connexion

Aisling Weaver's Fuck Me Friday: Wire

Soz bout the lateness but I got mailed back bout a job application n was up most of Thurs night and Fri morn sorting my folio of work. Plus Fri night was Andy™ night so I'm writing this in the aftergasmic pains n pleasure out of another fantastico filthinessfest with my fucktoy and my cunny is just telling me what to type in case Aussiescribbler is asking! ;-D 

So all week Andy and I have gone without underwear - I ain't been wearing knix since Sun evening and Andy has gone without boxies. There's been a higher than usual amount of sexting and photo sending and general wireless wank stuff but I said I'd be good which ain't as much a prob as I thought cos by Weds the hornee idee of having no undies was kinda wearing off and even Andy admitted by last night as fun as it was no undies was a lil bit passé. :-(

But there were highlights like getting a good few pics of Andy's Cock™ (totally mine all week and torturously mine last night - yaaay!!! :-D ) that boosted my growing collection of Andy Cock™ Art FTW! Having no knix may be boring now but that fuckable piece of Andy will NEVER EVER make me yawn (well okays mebbe it will after a full night's fucking cos even I ain't super woman and while I wear my fucktoy out with my insatiable horneeness I gotta sleep too). It's a good thang Andy and I don't live together and he usually ain't round when I wakes up cos I get bags under my eyes and have been known to slump at work cos all my energies have been used up fucking Andy. And I knows he has the same prob a bit. We are just horneeness personificationed (yeh that's a real word now cos I fucking say so! :-P ) and filthiness incarnate so whatever. 

Where was I? Oh yeh, my cunny prompts me to type bout Weds night which is actually very early Thurs morn like 2A-fucking-M. I've gone without knix for three whole days and got used to it but in the mid of nite I get a hornee attack. I've been sleeping nekkid cos I know Andy luvs knowing that cos he does too and trying to tire myself out I take him a few pics of me on the sheets (it's been so hot I've thrown the duvet off! :-P ). That ain't working so I scampers downstairs and load the pics from my cam to my comp n mail them to Andy. Sometimes he's hornee in the mid of nite too and txts or mails me depending on where he is. Mebbe he's up too and we can sext each other to sleep with some wireless wanking. But there's no reply and by which time the pain in my cunny for a filthee fucking is getting too much so I have to wake up Lil Andy™ (™ = tickler of muffs).

I don't knows bout the rest of you but when I'm uberhornee (german btw!) my gasms are breathtakingly quick and very intense and I should really trademark them as Andygasms™ (that's twat melting) cos since we've been together they just so blow my mind. I think my cunny has got used to very vigorous fucking and innovative positions and just spur-of-the-mo filthidirtiness and there ain't nothing like a spur-of-the-mo Lil Andy Fuck™ on the sofa. Course even Lil Andy™ knows that everything I do I do for his hornee absent namesake Andy the Bigger and Hornee-est. So I bunch up my cushions and blanket (cos I get v. wet and I don't wanna stain them) and straddle them with Lil Andy™ shoved up my cunny in absototally hands free position so I can play with my nips like I luv Andy too or claw at the sofa pretending it's his chest urging him to just fucking fuck me with all his fucking might as I kegel and squeeze and bounce on Lil Andy™ til his buzzing is making my cunny n clit gasm like no gasm has gasmed before. FUCK! What it loses in a long luvly build up it more than makes up for with cunny crashing power in just a min or less and I know I'm gonna be walking all bandylegged for a while after that fast n furious full-on fuck! That's horneeness payback! :-o

There, says my cunny, then and now as it dictates my typing, that's the bar raised for Big Hornee Andy which it does pretty much every time we fuck. Yeh I sigh and tell my cunny to go put the kettle on cos typing for her is thirsty work. Actually make that coffee cos I'm yawning with all the Andyhorniness™ of his cock pics and Andyfucks™ of last night and I need to go buy a shitload of concealer and foundation to hide the baggies under my eyes and pale complexion sheer sexc slutty exhaustion brings. But I wouldn't have it any other ways. :-D