What has cum befores...
Andy has turned up at Sandie's on Fri Nite with a blonde gal called Trinititties, I means Trinity. Sandie thinks Andy is gonna dump her for the blonde bitch but he remembered Sandie agreed to a threesome and is holding her to it! So all three get to Sandie's bedroom where Trinity pulls out a strap-on and fucks Sandie as she bjs Andy! How hornee is that, luvahs? Well mebbe just a lil TOO much cos Sandie gasms n keels over! Oh nos! :-o
Now I's gotta say that being fucked into passing out is kinda double-edged. It's nice to go to sleepies after all the effort of fucking but mebbe a lil impolite to do it while still being fucked not to mention scary for your partner or in this case PARTNERS cos when I wakes up again I got both Andy n Trinity looking downs at me like I was cumming back from the dead!
Firsties, I still got the taste of Andy's delish cum on my tongue so I grab his face n smooch him cos I ALWAYS wanted to do thats lol! Mebbe he ain't gonna find it as tasty as mes but WTF I agreed to a threesum luvah so you can do what I want toos! Andy ain't even flinching so I'm guessing he's alrights with that. Trinity ain't got her strap-on on any mores and is stroking my cheek in a worried way so mebbe she ain't so bads either! Secondies, my bod is waking up to the fuckalmighty painy pleasure of the most rawsumest strap-on fuck I eva hads. Okays it's the ONLY strap-on fuck I've eva had but if they gets any more severe than thats I really WILL BE DEADIKINS next times! :-o She may look like a lil angel but she fucks like hellikins itself! :-P
Okays now while I'm lyings here trying to get my bod to do what my lil gasmic brain wants mebbe I should explains a bit bout types of gasm cos it's kinda meaningful for the rest of what happens. Firsties there are bad gasms which are kinda painful or just put you off sex n yeh I've had a good few of those! You gets all hornee n at best you get a mehgasm which ain't worth it. :-P Secondies is at the other end of the gasmometer and that's a gasm which really satisfies cos you feel you ain't eva gonna need a fuck again cos it was SO FUCKING PERFECT you'll ain't eva gonna match it! Bestest thang but Andy is 99.9 recurrings % he does that BUT ALSO just gets betterer n betterer! :-D No wordies of a lie and it must be cos he just knows how to make his cumslut so 24/7 fucking hornees! :-P Now tweens the mehgasm and the OMFGasm there's prob a whole loadies of other types but the important one is what I call the Gogogogasm. Yeh it's the gasm that lets you multi but it deserves explaining in itselfs cos mags n books usually just say multi and be grateful you can. :-o Now being ultrahornee can leads to any of these mehs n OMFGs or gogogos so you pays your money n you takes potty luck which one you're gonna gets. I ain't ever had any controls over which but thanx to Andy it's usually an OMFG but sometimes a gogogo! Now a gogogo is like getting all charged up alls over agains cos you have a real powerful gasm n it can be REALLY satisfying but not in a just eaten a really satisfying meal n couldn't eat another bite ways. It's like I just ate a really good meal but it's given me such an appetite I wanna have anothers! And if you're lucky you get it agains so you're not only getting multis but you just ain't in a mood for stopping all night or even into next day! Nows I've worn out a few guys cos I'm just INSATIABLES when that happens and to Andy's credit blessikins he's prob the only guy recently who can fucking keeps up with me! :-D So whens I said in another story we fucking fit so well that's kinda what I meanted! ;-D
So whaddya tryings to say Sandie, I hears you all asking. Okays now Andy is able to this 24/7 hornee thang to lil ol me n sometimes no matters how hards me or Lil Andy tries when Andy ain't round (combo of Lil Andy n thinkings of Andy still gives me some rawsum OMFGasms btw!) I still go to bed hornee n wake ups hornee too. But for a few mins while actually still waking up my bod is all calms n cosy then the horneeness kicks in n I means REALLY KICKS! I still gotta raw achies in my cunny n belly from Trinititties strap-on but it's melting into filthee wet horniness like never befores! That gasm was the Gogogogasm of ALL Gogogogasms n it's like rolling rumbling thunder before the downpour. My nekkid bod is still a lil trembly from passing out but now the trembles are cos HERE CUMS THE HORNEES! My bod feels like it's on fire n at it's mid my cunny is just sizzling n spitting like frying fat! Now whens I get this hornee, well whens I gets hornee anyways, I just wanna fuck the living shitikins outta Andy but now it's like Sandiezilla cos my horneeness is just rawsum n unstoppables! Fuck I might even wanna take Trinititties strap-on n fuck her back! I just dunno yets! :-o
I starts to gets up and Andy n Trinititties are all 'don't moves yet are you really really alrights and mebbe you should just sleep a lil etceteyadayadayada' :-P Well my bod ain't gonna be able to sleep in a trizillion trinibillion years with this level of horneeness! X-o I is alls fired up for a night of fucking so ain't a good idee to gets in my ways! X-D It's like one of those superhero films only I ain't been bitten by a radioactive spider or turn green n huge when angry but HORNEENESS is MY SUPERPOWER YEH! ;-D
Back to cutting a luvly long shuggy shug shug down to another quickie and I'm okays n Andy n Trinititties realise I'm okays cos my nips are like MAH-HOO-SIVE on the end of my pert fit titties. I've soaked the tops of my fishnets cos my cunny is just dripping from that OHMYSWEETIEFILTHEEFUCKINGAAAAWDgasm n the perfume of my natural hornee juices is just scenting the whole of my room! I might not turn huge (well any huger than I alreadys am :-P) n green but my skin is all a glowy reds like I got sunburn which is kinda funny cos Sunburn was the first hornee story I wrotes for Andy ways back n if you wants you can read it here on Literotica). Remember that luvah? ;-D Betcha never thought we'd eva get THIS FILTHEE back thens! X-D
TBFH I ain't caring which ways any of this three biz goes as long as nexties I get Andy's Cock™ Tearing MyCunny apart cos i need his cum to soothe its. Courses I could get another Gogofuckinggogasm n just get even mores horniestest but hey luvah you takes your luck with your cumslut n plus one, aincha?
Now I still ain't got a handle on Miss Trinititties Butter-Ain't-Melting cos she looks kinda innocent but NO-ONE uses a strap-on LIKE THAT without being an absototal perv or slut! Nu Rule Numero Uno in Sandie's Guide To Sexsay Peoples in the U of K is Ain't No Such Thang As Innocence In Fucking! Forgets virginal looks it's alls a sham so I'm gonna fuck the highlights outta that innocent halo of blonde hair evens if it is NATURAL (so sue me Scott Pilgrim! ;-D) This is Sandie La-Fucking-Voire vs the whole loadsa ya alls! Okays blonde bitchititties, prepares to get SMACKED DOWN n do I mean SMACKED! ;-D FUCK YEH!
"So, Trini..." Whoopsies, almost called her Trinititties to her face, "...ty!" Hopes she ain't noticed the long pause! ;-P "Where'd you learn to fuck like that!" Trinitramps is all coy standing there in only her nude holdups n blonder than blonde muff but no gal carries a strap-on that makes a pneumatic drill feel like an electric toothiebrush round in her hold-all. I wonders what else is all holding in it! :-o Fuck 'curiosity killed the pussy', I'm gonna ask!
"What else you got in there?" I ask tippytoeing a bits nearer n peering in the bag. There's ALL kinda exotic toys in there and I ain't talking TOYS R US here! :-o I look at Andy who's taken a bit of a back seat to see what is pair of sluts are gonna do next. I wonders if he had it mind that Trinitwats n me get a lil more than cosy while he watches n wanks! :-o Well that kinda thinking deserves to be punished!
"Did ya know Andy luvs being spanked cos he's EVA so nawtee..." I purrs. Andy's eyebrows raise n no luvah that kinda innocent look you stole from Blondislut here ain't gonna wash with me! "Oh really!?" Trinititties eyebrows also go up, "Perhaps I've got just the thing for that." And in a mo she's rummaging through her own portable FUCK TOYS R ME and pulling out a very wikkid looking riding crop which I knows cos we do literature n stuff for a local stables n I'm a bit pally with the owner. ;-D Now mebbe I dunno muchies bout horsies cos I gotta luvly stallion of my owns (that's Andy, in cases you ain't realised!) but I thinks this crop has been just a lil bit pervified cos I'm sure stables don't issue them in black leather with metal studded handles n jagged cut leather tongue at the end of the shaft! Trinititties lashes it round like a fencer with a sword cracking the air so even it goes OOWCHIES n rubs its painful arse!
"OooooOOOOH!" Suddenly the crop is outta Trinipervslut's hand and into mine and it's me lashing the air's arse in no uncertain termies! Watch out atmosphere, Sandie is here! NU TOY ALERT! :-D After I've bruised n lashed the air purple a bit, I turns n whack Trinititties' tush had so there's an angry red mark right cross her blondie skinned botty! I do a spin round the bed faster than Andy's Cock can follow n WHACK his arse gets a lashing too! ;-D I stands back and admire the long red slash cross one of Andy's cheeks n the self inflicted hand mark of his on the other! V.v.v. arty evens if I do say so myselfs! ;-D So it's me at the end of the bed and a pained looking Trinititties n Andy on either side looking at me n rubbing their whacked arses!
I slash the air a bits more with my nu toy n stop after a min after I realises they are both still staring. "What?" I say. Trinitushies n Andy look at each other then back to me then at each other agains. There's a sense they're kinda ganging up on me now as they creep nearer. I jump on the bed and with one fishnet toed spin cross the duvet I'm behinds them n whacking their treacherous arses again! Oh YAY ME! ;-D Now courses I knows Andy LUVS being whacked but I ain't so sure bout Trinititties. 'Say Trini, got another of these?' I ask, whipping the air close to her titties. Trinititties' titties blanch even more in worried fear n her perty pick nips suddenly unpert n dive for cover! 'Umm yeh I think so. Why?' I keep whipping the air near her Trinititties and hiss 'Well get it then!' Trinititties ain't sure if I'm gonna wallops her tight Trinitushie when she bends over her bag to check n TBFH I ain't either! ;-D She takes her chances cos she'll be able to fight back n THWACKIES I takes aim tween her thighs n give her tight Trinitwat crack a REAL CRACK to be smarting bouts!
"OOOWWWW you BITCH!" Trini's tingling twat goes red just before she grabs something and spins up n round at me. But before she can bring up an even wikkider looking black studded whip with short knotted leather tails I'm jumping forward to press my bare titties to bop gainst hers n smoooOOOCH her like Andy did to me in the hall! I grabs her whip wrist n wrestle it from her with one set of long nails while the other digs in her arse right where it hurts n press her blondimuff gainst my smooth nekkid n v.v.v.v wet cunnymound. Oooh that tickles! ;-) I leaves her muff moist n mebbe not a lil roused cos her nips are suddenly poking me in the titties! I jumps back with a crop in one hand, a whip in the other n a cunny that's unarmed but still fucking dangerous yeh! ;-D
"Oh" says Trinititties. Gee I thought for such a KOOOOL set of moves I'd get more preciations there! "So is this a jewel now?" 'Yeh I'm pretty diamond ain't I?' Trinititties shakes her blondilocks. "Nooooo. Dee. Eew. Eee. Fucking. El!"
"Oh." says I. Well if you reads this you knows spelling n grammar are NOT my strongest pointitties! :-P My titties are my strongestest pointitties! X-D Ask Andy! Anyways besidies. I crack my crop n whip round a bit n yell, 'Choose BITCH!' Wow like I thought I'd be saying that tonight before Andy showed up. Ain't seen that cumming. Trini waggles her titties at me n shimmies up so we're titties to titties. Had to call her Trini there otherwises that would be too many titties tho I don't think Andy would EVA complain bouts that! 'Actually FYI you're a lot hawtter than your bf here.' And she's doing a fingee on me too! :-o
'NoooOOO I meanted crop or whip duh!' says me. 'Oh.' says Trini. 'Shame.'
'I wanna have Andy's Cock™ Tonight Missy!' Cos I am still v.v.v.v. hornee. 'So I says we fights for him.' Trini seems to having a mehgasm over that like 'whateva'. 'Okay but if I win I get YOU!' Trini replies.
'Oh.' Says me and outta the corner of my eye I see Andy's Cock™ Twitching Meaningfully cos he seems to luv the idee of Sandie vs Trini action n I'm NOT just talking the fighting kinds! Oh My G:-oOD! "So how do we do this?" Trini asks.
Actuallies I got no fucking idee but Andy is waving his cock in the air like a skoolkiddie knowing the right answer in class like 'Ooooh miss please miss I knows the answer!' I supposes that as Andy started all this he might as well finish before he finishes himself without either me or Trini touching him again! ;-D So me n Trini stand there hands on hippies, boobies all pert n anticipating what Mister Cock has to says.
'Why don't you both' Andy is all grinny agains 'Whip my arse until I decide whose best. Est?' I look at Trini. Trini looks at me. We both look at Andy. Andy's head swings back n forth tween our nekkid titties. 'Yeh why not?' Trini n me say together. So lemme gets this straight, my cunny has got her thinking cap on which ain't v. often at alls, if we win, my cunny asks my titties who are also Team Sandie, then we get Andy's Cock? Yeh my twin titties reply. YEEE-EEHHH my cunny squeees. But if Team Trini wins, my titties say in stereo, then we get, uh, her cunny. Hey whateva my cunny says, we cunnies gotta sticks together ain't we. My titties just roll their nips in despair n try n forget my cunny exists which ain't the easiest of thangs for a hornee bod to do. I'm SOOOO glad my brain is in charge of this lot. Almost. Well sometimes. Once in a whiles. :-P But whatevas it's kinda win-win-fucking-win for the fucktoy. Lemme give him a big hand there. Right across his rawsum arse tho I supposes he might actually prefer a big handjob insteadies?
I holds the crop n whip behinds my back n ask Trini to choose right or left. Only fairs but I do luv the crop. 'Left' Trini decides. Whip. Oh goodies! I gets the crop! :-D Andy is already on all fours on the duvet pointing his cute arse at us. I'd say this is gonna hurt me than it's gonna hurt Andy but I knows that ain't perxactly true cos I'm sure Trini whips like she fucks but I wanna have Andy n I gotta bestest her at this. :-o
'Andy!' Trini says. 'No peeking. You're not to KNOW who is on which side, right?' There's a muffled 'yeh okay' as Andy buries his head in the pillow so he ain't able to see who is whacking which cheek. Nice to know Trini plays fair. I think. Trini shimmies her titties at me. 'Choose!' I thinks a bit mainly cos 'why?'. 'Right?' Trini leans up on tippytoes n whispers 'change sides'. Oh righty. Clever. I supposes 'left' would have been stay put. Trini stands in the mid of the bed end n tells Andy 'Keep count of which you think is best Andy, left or right. We're going to whack you a few times in turn then you choose a winner. Yes?'
There's another muffled 'yeh okay' from the pillow. Trini nods to me to stand back as we take our whackysmacking positions facing each other, and points to me first then her etceteyada. I suddenly realise Trini is LEFT HANDED so she's gotta as good pos on her side as I has. Ooooh, level up playing field. Mebbe she AIN'T playing fairs! Uh ohs! :-O
Oooooh, has Trinititties tricked Sandie so she gets to whip her cunny back? Has Andy really win-win-winned this round whoeva gets whoeva? What else has Trinititties got in her bag? Can you stand all the excitements?
Watch outies for more in the very near future soons! Mebbe next week. ;-D
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