What has cum befores...
Andy has turned up at Sandie's on Fri Nite with a blonde gal called Trinititties, which is Sandieslang for Trinity. Sandie thinks she's gonna get dumped her for the blonde bitch but Andy is holding Sandie to a threesome she mebbe promised yonks back just cos okays? In Sandie's bedroom a bitch smackdown tween Sandie n Trinity ends with them abouts to whack Andy's arse to see who gets who! Oh my sweetie fucking GAWSH! :-o
So readers, you joins us agains as me n Trinittiies are gonna fight it out over Andy by whipping his arse cos he luvs that kinkay pervee kinda thang! I'm on Andy's Arse left cheek cos I'm right-handed but Trini ain't minding cos being left-handed she's on Andy's Arse right cheek! Andy's Arse ain't gonna knows what's hitted it! :-o
'Are you ready, Andy?' Trinititties asks. The muffled reply as Andy twitches makes it look likes Andy IS talking outta his Arse which is kinda funny to write lol! ;-D 'On three then!' says Trinititties and draws her good left whip hand right back like a pro tennis player. I do the same with my even better than good (I hopes! :-o) right crop hand. 'One. Two. Three!' As one v.v.v.v. hornee synchroed machine slut, me n Trinititties swing our arms forward together fast but I sees n types it like a sports slo-mo cos that's how it would be filmed if we were making 'Two's Cumpany But Three's Allowed The Movie'. Actions! Close up on my brow n all the perspiration dripping downs it as Sandie (oooh who would play me luvah? I'm guessing some big busty boobed porn actress huh?) gives it all to her right arm in an 'ain't even used my right arm this hard to wank my cunny eva' effort to swing her crop towards Andy's Arse. ExTREEEEM close-ups on Andy's Arse (okays mebbe not THAT close n mebbe more to the left cos we wants the cheek n not EEWWW :-P) as Sandie's crop WHACKS all that luvly muscly bum n it ripples round before a livid red slash mark (no blood but as red as) blossoms right cross it! Cut to Trinititties mirroring Sandie's moved but we don't really wanna be that close to her so we'll do a wide shot to get all her chubbiness in n cos I'm a bitch too I'm thinking 'do they HAVE screens that wide yet?' lol! ;-D Close up on Andy's other Arse cheek as Trinititties short whip smashs along it n it ripples but not as much as when Sandie hit the first cos I'm directing and I says so! ;-D Continue slo-mo as Sandie n Trinititties follow thru n wait the result! Close up faces. Close up titties (hey waits, that ain't in the script Andy! Stop thats! :-o) Close up Sandie's eyes, looking at Trini. Close up Trini's eyes, looking at Sandie! BIG close up on titties! (Sandie snatches script from Andy, rolls it up n wallops him with it! ;-D)
'Right!' says Andy's muffled voice. Sandie clenches the air then 'Hey wait!' Trini's titties do a lil, well okays it's a big swingy busty, dance of victory. Lemme see that script agains luvah!? You luved HER whipping not my cropping? Fuck that was my bestest tennis serve cropping your arse! Okays I ain't played tennis for YONKS but it was still fucking awesum but not as awesum as Trinititties it seems! :-( Trini's titties are grinning somehows n her blonde cunny is sticking a tongue out at me :-P Eeeww I thinks that's her clitty cos I've read some gals got big ones like that when hornee. Fuck I have GOTTA wins this cos I ain't wanting THAT THING nears me! :-O But I have a quick checks down there to make sures my supahorneepower ain't given me a supaclitty as wells! Nopes, might FEEL supahornee n a hundred zillion times bigger but still outta sight. Phewikins! :-)
'Round two!' Trinitwats says without saying who won the first. 'One. Two. Three!' More slo-mo as we both swing n crack our weapons of choice loudly n painfully over Andy's Arse agains. My crop marks perxactly where I hit last time so the slash goes redder n deeper without drawing blood. How's THAT for precision cropping luvah!? That's GOTTA hurts more than Trinititties' whip cos she's out by a bit so there's two slashes her side. As the air quietens from the whiplashing, Andy's muffled n quivering voice calls 'Left!'. This times YEH I clenches the air with my left fist. Equal scores! :-DDD
'Uh Trinititties, how many is this outta?' I ask n she ain't even noticed I called her Trinititties! I am so winning nows! ;-D Trini's titties do that shrug agains. How DOES she do that!? 'Which is higher? Your lucky number or how many guys you fucked?' I kinda goes bright red cos that's a fucking high numero to calls but at least it ain't a three figure number yets! :-o 'Um... eight?' Trinititties looks at me. 'That lucky or fucky?' 'Lucky.' Says me. Trini's titties gives me a look like she ain't believings me n fuck yeh she'd be rightikins but how many guys I had is tween me n my bed okays? :-P Oh n yeh the sofa, the kitchen, stairs n other guys beddies sofas n cars whatEVA okays? :-o
Trinititties nods than says 'Onetoofree!' really fast n slams her whip round to smash Andy's Arse cheek crossways gainst the other two marks for it's a kinda -H- She planning on playing nawtees n crosses on that cheek afters? :-P If I'm nawtees I might play lolz! ;-D But she's caught me off so I swing wide when I realises n my crop only clips Andy's other cheek! Trini's titties are looking too smug for their good n I'm itching to crop them too! Save it girl, save it! You gotta Andy to wins firstie! X-o 'Right!' Andy calls out. Keep that anger, girl. You're gonna win the next round!
Trini ain't prepared to cross me more than once that ways so when she calls 'One. Two. Three.' agains it's all as fair as her hair if not her play so my crop cross Andy's cheek slashes a cross on his Arse. Trini has finished her # to match my X marking the spot where I gotta concentrates my aim. 'Left!' says Andy. Half time, I guesses. Two all.
'How you doing luvah?' I ask from the mid end of the bed so Andy ain't ables to tells who is on which side. 'Great!' says Andy's muffled voice. 'Wish I could wank while you're doing this because it's making me fucking hard and you won't believe how horny I am. Wish I could see you two doing this to my arse! Is it red? Feels like it is!' Now whiles I ain't the kinda gal or cumslut or dom who luvs inflicting pain on her luvah, cos this is hopefully making Andy even more hornee, I'm doing my bestest to give him what he wants n needs. I put my crop down on the bed n run the flat palms of my hands, one a cheekikins, over the raw red marks, soothing them a lil but with enuff presh to hopefully make them smart. Andy's arse quivers painfully but it also seems to throb under my hands like his cock does when cumming. 'Is that you Sandie? That's... nice. Painfully niiiiiiiice.' I'd keep doings it but I think Andy will cum if I do. Much as I wanna I still gotta game to wins! :-P And besides I wanna have that cum too! ;-D I give Andy's Arse a lil coupla smackies for luck n his cheeks go 'ooooh' befores I picks up my crop ready to make Trinititties lose her arse in this game YEH! X-D
'One. Two. Three!' Trinititties n me hit Andy's Arse as one likes we never hit anythang so hards before. Andy's slashed rawsum arse almost takes off! Even I ain't able to tell who did bestest there! There's a longer pause from Andy. 'Um... right.' Oh NOS! That was my bestest WHACK eva n Trinititties bestest ME! 'How horny is this making you, Andy?' Trinititties asks. 'Is that pain making you really hard? I might like some of that!' Oooh BITCH! Trying to psych me out! 'Once you've had blonde you never go back.' Now my hair is almost standings on end like an angry pussy even if my pussy ain't got any hair! My back is arched as Trini's smug titties call 'One. Two. Three!' n I swing the bestest riding crop swing down on Andy's Arse with such precision it could be called art. In fact I willikins! Trinititties brings her whip round n does a kinda swirly CRACK thang on Andy's other cheek so its kinda like the Mark of Zorro Z cross her #! GAWSH she's better than I thoughts! 'Left!' says Andy with a quiver that is aching to scream out how muchies it hurts but how muchies he is LUVING it. If only he ain't luving Trinititties whips more than my crop! :-(
Trini's titties have gone SMUGGEROONEE EXTREEM cos now she has four points n if I don't winnikins the next I'm hers! Oh FUCK! I ain't gonna be Trinicunnywhipped n no mistakies! X-o My pinky nips are following me round the bedroom as I flex for the next round cos I GOTTA wins this n she knows it! :-o 'One.' she says, all smug n catty. 'Two'. I'm ready for you Blondibitch! 'THREE!' I spin n bring the crop down n up cross Andy's Arse cheek for a long lingering lickysmack that should be the most painful thang eva! Trinititties does her Zorro thang again the other way so the nu Z is right on the old Z! Ooooh, close! But what does Andy say? 'Um... left.' YehyehYEHYEHYEEEE-EESSSS! Only I ain't saying that out loud cos that would tell Andy which side I'm n be cheating n I'm gonna wins Andy fair n squares, ain't I? Match point cos I still gotta wins this last one then it's a draw! Do we goes one last round? This is SOOOO excitings cos i'm playing s not only for Andy's Cock but the honour of my cunny! Trinititties seems to sense victory n I can sense she's getting hornee bout getting me too! :-P Her titties have gone extreeemly pert n her nips have blossomed like lil, okays NOT so lil, rosy pink bullets with my name on both! 8-O
We're back in slo-mo for the lastest round n my nips are pert n hard with every emotion eva writted on them too. Anger at Trinititties! Hornee for Andy! I imagine Andy sucking n licking them cos that really gets me going n if Andy wants them I'm gonna have to make this the cropwhack to end all cropwhacks cross Andy's Arse which is beginning to look like a Google Map in red on pink! I dunno if Andy has been keeping count n knows this is the last n decideroonee! :-o 'One!' Trini's titties call out! I'm a ready for ya bitch! 'Two!' I swing back with my arm as Trinitwats does too! 'THREE!' This has gotta be the mostest perfecto crop slash eva bt I's already saids that bout almost every last one but this times I MEANS IT! I slice the air in twosomes with my crop n burn up the atmosphere cos this is gonna hurt n burn Andy's Arse so he'll prob cum all over my duvet in hurty bliss! Trini's whip is also frying grilling n barbequeing the air tween us so this is one HAWT game. My crop ain't cracking it's SIZZLING n sets Andy's Arse on fire with its touch! Trinititties' whip burns out too early n just makes a feeble lil 'ssss' on Andy's other cheek! As the smoke clears from Andy's Arse I hear 'left!'. YAY ME! Equals! Now there's gonna have to be a decider! ;-D
'Is that a draw?' Andy's voice wobbles from the pillow. 'Yes.' Trini answers, smooth as silk, 'We have to have another round so you can choose. Okay Andy? How's that fine arse of yours?' Trini is sounding too mucho smuggies for my likings not that I likes her anyways. 'Ooh, am I bleeding because it feels like it.' I look at Andy's red n criss-crossed arse. 'No luvah, you're sore but no blood.' Andy's Arse seems to learned off Trini's Titties how to shrug 'Okay, see if you can make me bleed then.' WHAT LUVAH? You wanna have your cute arse torn to shreddies n I ain't talking malt cereal heres!? Trinititties' titties go from smug to sadistic cos she ain't caring bout Andy but I am. 'Okays luvah' I says 'But this is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you'. Trini mutters so I can only hear. 'And this is going to hurt both of you more than it hurts me.'
'One. Two. Three.' CRA-ACK! SLA-AAA-AASH! My crop n Trinititties' whip hit Andy's Arse at the same time so it seems like Andy's whole back end lifts off the duvet! There's a sudden silence after broken only by muffled moans of pleasure form Andy who must be getting so roused mebbe he's being lifted off the bed by his cock! ;-D 'Ooooh I can't decide!' His voice finally says. 'That was so fantastic girls and I'm just getting so fucking horny here! I've got to fuck one or both of you now so you choose!'. Andy painfully turns over then realises how sore his arse really is as he tries to sit. I'n surprised he can move at alls cos his cock is just like WOW cos i ain't eva seen it bigger or harder than now n my cunny begns whimpering cos it needs some... no fuck it ALL of that luvly stiff solid shaft RIGHT FUCKING NOWIKINS! In facto all of Team Sandie is going WOW at the sight of Andy's Cock cos it is really just Too Much as my titties perk up, my nips spring like buds n cunny is either crying or drooling but the same effect is my thighs are getting a downpour! ;-P All the horny whipping of Andy's Arse is making Andy's Cock leak cum like a lil or NOT so lil spunky volcano which is so hawt it almost seems to sizzle n steam its way down it n I def wanna have my cunny round it when it erupts! Course my wet cunny is also signalling to Trinititties not to mention her Trinitwat that I'm hornee n she gets all hornee knowing I'm hornee cos I'm sure she wants a piece of me! Oh NOS! :-O
Before I knows it Trinitwats has a coin in her hand. I ain't gonna ask where she might have hiding THAT :-o as she flips the coin in the air a few times. 'Are you feeling lucky Sandie? Because I am.' Balancing the coin on her thumb n index finger she says, 'Call?'
Can Sandie trust Trinititties who ain't exactly a fair player in spites of her fair hair n muff? Who will get Andy and who will get Sandie? Will Andy's Arse ever be the same agains? Will this story ever end?
Answers to all these and mebbe more soon! (well mebbe not quite so soons cos work has got busy but I'll do my bestest okays?) :-P ;-D
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