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I gotta say my fucktoy Andy if he aint already the mostest absototal filthee luvah eva gets even more better w. every fuck n shug. He's able to make me wet w. just a mail or txt that makes me wanna fuck even more n shug his brains out! :-o And that ain't no lie. :-D

Sos I luv his suggests even more cos they jus get hornierer n filtheeer n downrite kinKAY! ;-D And I'm such a cumslut for him cos he sends me pics of his cock doin stuff n its like a lil TV show of its called 'Adventures of Andy's Luvly Long n Thick n Eva-So-Fuckable Cock' which ain't to say the rest of Andy ain't fuckable cos it is but you knows what I means! ;-D

Anyways what I'm gettin to n yeah there is a point to all this is Andy's suggests make me hornee n on some days we just go wild n if its a friday or weekend where we're gonna hook then fuck we are the WILDEST by then n we can't keep our hands off each other like nearly fuckin each other in a hotel corridor! Rollin n writhin on the floor in the early hours cos I had whiskey which I ain't used to n Andy cos he's just 24/7 a hundred n ten million percent hornee!

We finally made it to the room w.out rapin each other which I privately think Andy wud LUV cos he does luv me tyin him up n takin all kindsa advantage of him n his cock! So thats what ends up w. me usin my stockings to bind his hands to the bedstead n his legs apart ankles tied n spread for my entertainment n absototal filteeeness!

"What you gonna do, Sandie?" Andy asks me w. that kinda half fearful n half anticipation look n tone. I'm on all fours on the end of bed tween Andy's legs n pullin a hungry prowly expresh on my face like a kitty cat bout to toy w. a mouse before killin it cos I knows he luvs me all hungry n prowly. He's gotta thang bout my titties too cos he luvs how they hang if I'm on all fours n reachin round n grippin then n bad man handlin them as he fucks me doggie style. I crawl forward slowly n let my busty babes smother his cock as it lies all hard n lonely cross his tum n feel it twitch n throb tween my titties. That jus rouses me even more n I knows havin his cock squeeeezd tween my titties is doin wild thangs to Andy cos his eyes are rollin up n he's makin all sortsa moany groans of blissdom as I press them down n start to rub them back n forth over his tight hawt veinyness. 

Course it aint too longs, in facto its hardly any times at all before I feels that lil tremble from Andy's Cock™ That Means he's gonna shoot his load tween my titties so I makes sure I gots the stickee n already quite dribbly tip rite there tween them squeeezd tighter than eva-so-fuckin-tightly cos I wanna feel the full force of his cum spurtin there over my poundin hornee heart. Jus cos okays?

You knows what a bottle of fizzy drink is like when you shakes it up n open it n put your thumb over the end so the fizz tries to shoot out but goes evrywheres? Well thats what Andy's spunk is like when squeeezd tween my titties cos there's jus fuckloads of hornee presh in his cock. I aint had many luvahs who dont jus do the 'spurt-spurt-spurt' thang but shoot their cum in jus one long powerful squirt like a hose but thats Andy! And cos he's trapped n grippd tween my hangin titties his spunk goes EVRYWHERE tween them fillin what lil gap there is tween his cock n my boobies w. hawt sizzlin stickee whiteness til it oooooozes out up my neck n under my chin n dribbles round under my titties n onto Andy's tum! :-o

Now if you read my other blog stories you'll all knows that suckin Andy off makes me hornee. Well horniERER than usuals but havin my fucktoy spunk my titties like that makes my cunny twitch n tingle in its own lil minigasm that is horneeness xtreemikins! I could jus wrap it round Andy's spent cock n fuck him sillee til he fills me up like the hornee hardcore luvah he is! But nows I got his spunk all over my titties n I means ALL OVER n cos Andy luvs my titties prowlin over him I thinks mebbe I should give somes back n start to smear it all over his bod w. my boobies! ;-D

Andy luvs me doin that w my titties but now he's gettin covered w. his cum til i gets them up to his mouth so he can lick some off. Then I starts to slide back til POP his cock has kinda popped up n hard n is pokin in my cunny! Well how can a cumslut refuse when her fucktoy's cock is pushin his way ins for an indecent fuckin? Andy n mes is all stickee tween us as I push my cunny round him n give him the usual hornee kegel squeeezs n he twitches back. As I do all the cowgirl work I props myself up n let him bob for my boobies til he cleans them up so they're all clean n shiny then Andy gets pillowed by them to suck my nips cos when we fuck thats guarantittied to give me even more rawsum gasms that usual n that's pretty fuckin rawsum to starts with! ;-D

So to cuts a long story a bit more shortish it aint too long agains before Andy is fillin my cunny with his cum too n it ooozes outta me tween both our thighs n I have the gasm of all hornee gasms n I hops Andy is havin the climax of all climaxes cos thats what fucktoys n cumsluts do bestest aint it?

And Andy luvah when you gets to read this u mebbe wanna know my panties were so wet writin this morn when I gots up it trackled down my thighs. You got the pic so you can imagines the resties! ;-D Soz did I type that out too? :-o And when I'm out todays I'm wearin those stockings you luv so you can imagines bein tied up by those when you read this too...

Boys we seriously gotta hook soon luvah cos writin these makes me want you so fuckin bads! ;-D

two's cumpany but three's allowed part 3: smackdown!

What has cum befores...

Andy has turned up at Sandie's on Fri Nite with a blonde gal called Trinititties, I means Trinity. Sandie thinks Andy is gonna dump her for the blonde bitch but he remembered Sandie agreed to a threesome and is holding her to it! So all three get to Sandie's bedroom where Trinity pulls out a strap-on and fucks Sandie as she bjs Andy! How hornee is that, luvahs? Well mebbe just a lil TOO much cos Sandie gasms n keels over! Oh nos! :-o

Now I's gotta say that being fucked into passing out is kinda double-edged. It's nice to go to sleepies after all the effort of fucking but mebbe a lil impolite to do it while still being fucked not to mention scary for your partner or in this case PARTNERS cos when I wakes up again I got both Andy n Trinity looking downs at me like I was cumming back from the dead!

Firsties, I still got the taste of Andy's delish cum on my tongue so I grab his face n smooch him cos I ALWAYS wanted to do thats lol! Mebbe he ain't gonna find it as tasty as mes but WTF I agreed to a threesum luvah so you can do what I want toos! Andy ain't even flinching so I'm guessing he's alrights with that. Trinity ain't got her strap-on on any mores and is stroking my cheek in a worried way so mebbe she ain't so bads either! Secondies, my bod is waking up to the fuckalmighty painy pleasure of the most rawsumest strap-on fuck I eva hads. Okays it's the ONLY strap-on fuck I've eva had but if they gets any more severe than thats I really WILL BE DEADIKINS next times! :-o She may look like a lil angel but she fucks like hellikins itself! :-P

Okays now while I'm lyings here trying to get my bod to do what my lil gasmic brain wants mebbe I should explains a bit bout types of gasm cos it's kinda meaningful for the rest of what happens. Firsties there are bad gasms which are kinda painful or just put you off sex n yeh I've had a good few of those! You gets all hornee n at best you get a mehgasm which ain't worth it. :-P Secondies is at the other end of the gasmometer and that's a gasm which really satisfies cos you feel you ain't eva gonna need a fuck again cos it was SO FUCKING PERFECT you'll ain't eva gonna match it! Bestest thang but Andy is 99.9 recurrings % he does that BUT ALSO just gets betterer n betterer! :-D No wordies of a lie and it must be cos he just knows how to make his cumslut so 24/7 fucking hornees! :-P Now tweens the mehgasm and the OMFGasm there's prob a whole loadies of other types but the important one is what I call the Gogogogasm. Yeh it's the gasm that lets you multi but it deserves explaining in itselfs cos mags n books usually just say multi and be grateful you can. :-o Now being ultrahornee can leads to any of these mehs n OMFGs or gogogos so you pays your money n you takes potty luck which one you're gonna gets. I ain't ever had any controls over which but thanx to Andy it's usually an OMFG but sometimes a gogogo! Now a gogogo is like getting all charged up alls over agains cos you have a real powerful gasm n it can be REALLY satisfying but not in a just eaten a really satisfying meal n couldn't eat another bite ways. It's like I just ate a really good meal but it's given me such an appetite I wanna have anothers! And if you're lucky you get it agains so you're not only getting multis but you just ain't in a mood for stopping all night or even into next day! Nows I've worn out a few guys cos I'm just INSATIABLES when that happens and to Andy's credit blessikins he's prob the only guy recently who can fucking keeps up with me! :-D So whens I said in another story we fucking fit so well that's kinda what I meanted! ;-D

So whaddya tryings to say Sandie, I hears you all asking. Okays now Andy is able to this 24/7 hornee thang to lil ol me n sometimes no matters how hards me or Lil Andy tries when Andy ain't round (combo of Lil Andy n thinkings of Andy still gives me some rawsum OMFGasms btw!) I still go to bed hornee n wake ups hornee too. But for a few mins while actually still waking up my bod is all calms n cosy then the horneeness kicks in n I means REALLY KICKS! I still gotta raw achies in my cunny n belly from Trinititties strap-on but it's melting into filthee wet horniness like never befores! That gasm was the Gogogogasm of ALL Gogogogasms n it's like rolling rumbling thunder before the downpour. My nekkid bod is still a lil trembly from passing out but now the trembles are cos HERE CUMS THE HORNEES! My bod feels like it's on fire n at it's mid my cunny is just sizzling n spitting like frying fat! Now whens I get this hornee, well whens I gets hornee anyways, I just wanna fuck the living shitikins outta Andy but now it's like Sandiezilla cos my horneeness is just rawsum n unstoppables! Fuck I might even wanna take Trinititties strap-on n fuck her back! I just dunno yets! :-o 

I starts to gets up and Andy n Trinititties are all 'don't moves yet are you really really alrights and mebbe you should just sleep a lil etceteyadayadayada' :-P Well my bod ain't gonna be able to sleep in a trizillion trinibillion years with this level of horneeness! X-o I is alls fired up for a night of fucking so ain't a good idee to gets in my ways! X-D It's like one of those superhero films only I ain't been bitten by a radioactive spider or turn green n huge when angry but HORNEENESS is MY SUPERPOWER YEH! ;-D

Back to cutting a luvly long shuggy shug shug down to another quickie and I'm okays n Andy n Trinititties realise I'm okays cos my nips are like MAH-HOO-SIVE on the end of my pert fit titties. I've soaked the tops of my fishnets cos my cunny is just dripping from that OHMYSWEETIEFILTHEEFUCKINGAAAAWDgasm n the perfume of my natural hornee juices is just scenting the whole of my room! I might not turn huge (well any huger than I alreadys am :-P) n green but my skin is all a glowy reds like I got sunburn which is kinda funny cos Sunburn was the first hornee story I wrotes for Andy ways back n if you wants you can read it here on Literotica). Remember that luvah? ;-D Betcha never thought we'd eva get THIS FILTHEE back thens! X-D

TBFH I ain't caring which ways any of this three biz goes as long as nexties I get Andy's Cock™ Tearing MyCunny apart cos i need his cum to soothe its. Courses I could get another Gogofuckinggogasm n just get even mores horniestest but hey luvah you takes your luck with your cumslut n plus one, aincha?

Now I still ain't got a handle on Miss Trinititties Butter-Ain't-Melting cos she looks kinda innocent but NO-ONE uses a strap-on LIKE THAT without being an absototal perv or slut! Nu Rule Numero Uno in Sandie's Guide To Sexsay Peoples in the U of K is Ain't No Such Thang As Innocence In Fucking! Forgets virginal looks it's alls a sham so I'm gonna fuck the highlights outta that innocent halo of blonde hair evens if it is NATURAL (so sue me Scott Pilgrim! ;-D) This is Sandie La-Fucking-Voire vs the whole loadsa ya alls! Okays blonde bitchititties, prepares to get SMACKED DOWN n do I mean SMACKED! ;-D FUCK YEH!

"So, Trini..." Whoopsies, almost called her Trinititties to her face, "...ty!" Hopes she ain't noticed the long pause! ;-P "Where'd you learn to fuck like that!" Trinitramps is all coy standing there in only her nude holdups n blonder than blonde muff but no gal carries a strap-on that makes a pneumatic drill feel like an electric toothiebrush round in her hold-all. I wonders what else is all holding in it! :-o Fuck 'curiosity killed the pussy', I'm gonna ask!

"What else you got in there?" I ask tippytoeing a bits nearer n peering in the bag. There's ALL kinda exotic toys in there and I ain't talking TOYS R US here! :-o I look at Andy who's taken a bit of a back seat to see what is pair of sluts are gonna do next. I wonders if he had it mind that Trinitwats n me get a lil more than cosy while he watches n wanks! :-o Well that kinda thinking deserves to be punished!

"Did ya know Andy luvs being spanked cos he's EVA so nawtee..." I purrs. Andy's eyebrows raise n no luvah that kinda innocent look you stole from Blondislut here ain't gonna wash with me! "Oh really!?" Trinititties eyebrows also go up, "Perhaps I've got just the thing for that." And in a mo she's rummaging through her own portable FUCK TOYS R ME and pulling out a very wikkid looking riding crop which I knows cos we do literature n stuff for a local stables n I'm a bit pally with the owner. ;-D Now mebbe I dunno muchies bout horsies cos I gotta luvly stallion of my owns (that's Andy, in cases you ain't realised!) but I thinks this crop has been just a lil bit pervified cos I'm sure stables don't issue them in black leather with metal studded handles n jagged cut leather tongue at the end of the shaft! Trinititties lashes it round like a fencer with a sword cracking the air so even it goes OOWCHIES n rubs its painful arse!

"OooooOOOOH!" Suddenly the crop is outta Trinipervslut's hand and into mine and it's me lashing the air's arse in no uncertain termies! Watch out atmosphere, Sandie is here! NU TOY ALERT! :-D After I've bruised n lashed the air purple a bit, I turns n whack Trinititties' tush had so there's an angry red mark right cross her blondie skinned botty! I do a spin round the bed faster than Andy's Cock can follow n WHACK his arse gets a lashing too! ;-D I stands back and admire the long red slash cross one of Andy's cheeks n the self inflicted hand mark of his on the other! V.v.v. arty evens if I do say so myselfs! ;-D So it's me at the end of the bed and a pained looking Trinititties n Andy on either side looking at me n rubbing their whacked arses! 

I slash the air a bits more with my nu toy n stop after a min after I realises they are both still staring. "What?" I say. Trinitushies n Andy look at each other then back to me then at each other agains. There's a sense they're kinda ganging up on me now as they creep nearer. I jump on the bed and with one fishnet toed spin cross the duvet I'm behinds them n whacking their treacherous arses again! Oh YAY ME! ;-D Now courses I knows Andy LUVS being whacked but I ain't so sure bout Trinititties. 'Say Trini, got another of these?' I ask, whipping the air close to her titties. Trinititties' titties blanch even more in worried fear n her perty pick nips suddenly unpert n dive for cover! 'Umm yeh I think so. Why?' I keep whipping the air near her Trinititties and hiss 'Well get it then!' Trinititties ain't sure if I'm gonna wallops her tight Trinitushie when she bends over her bag to check n TBFH I ain't either! ;-D She takes her chances cos she'll be able to fight back n THWACKIES I takes aim tween her thighs n give her tight Trinitwat crack a REAL CRACK to be smarting bouts!

"OOOWWWW you BITCH!" Trini's tingling twat goes red just before she grabs something and spins up n round at me. But before she can bring up an even wikkider looking black studded whip with short knotted leather tails I'm jumping forward to press my bare titties to bop gainst hers n smoooOOOCH her like Andy did to me in the hall! I grabs her whip wrist n wrestle it from her with one set of long nails while the other digs in her arse right where it hurts n press her blondimuff gainst my smooth nekkid n v.v.v.v wet cunnymound. Oooh that tickles! ;-) I leaves her muff moist n mebbe not a lil roused cos her nips are suddenly poking me in the titties! I jumps back with a crop in one hand, a whip in the other n a cunny that's unarmed but still fucking dangerous yeh! ;-D

"Oh" says Trinititties. Gee I thought for such a KOOOOL set of moves I'd get more preciations there! "So is this a jewel now?" 'Yeh I'm pretty diamond ain't I?' Trinititties shakes her blondilocks. "Nooooo. Dee. Eew. Eee. Fucking. El!"

"Oh." says I. Well if you reads this you knows spelling n grammar are NOT my strongest pointitties! :-P My titties are my strongestest pointitties! X-D Ask Andy! Anyways besidies. I crack my crop n whip round a bit n yell, 'Choose BITCH!' Wow like I thought I'd be saying that tonight before Andy showed up. Ain't seen that cumming. Trini waggles her titties at me n shimmies up so we're titties to titties. Had to call her Trini there otherwises that would be too many titties tho I don't think Andy would EVA complain bouts that! 'Actually FYI you're a lot hawtter than your bf here.' And she's doing a fingee on me too! :-o

'NoooOOO I meanted crop or whip duh!' says me. 'Oh.' says Trini. 'Shame.'

'I wanna have Andy's Cock™ Tonight Missy!' Cos I am still v.v.v.v. hornee. 'So I says we fights for him.' Trini seems to having a mehgasm over that like 'whateva'. 'Okay but if I win I get YOU!' Trini replies.

'Oh.' Says me and outta the corner of my eye I see Andy's Cock™ Twitching Meaningfully cos he seems to luv the idee of Sandie vs Trini action n I'm NOT just talking the fighting kinds! Oh My G:-oOD! "So how do we do this?" Trini asks.

Actuallies I got no fucking idee but Andy is waving his cock in the air like a skoolkiddie knowing the right answer in class like 'Ooooh miss please miss I knows the answer!' I supposes that as Andy started all this he might as well finish before he finishes himself without either me or Trini touching him again! ;-D So me n Trini stand there hands on hippies, boobies all pert n anticipating what Mister Cock has to says.

'Why don't you both' Andy is all grinny agains 'Whip my arse until I decide whose best. Est?' I look at Trini. Trini looks at me. We both look at Andy. Andy's head swings back n forth tween our nekkid titties. 'Yeh why not?' Trini n me say together. So lemme gets this straight, my cunny has got her thinking cap on which ain't v. often at alls, if we win, my cunny asks my titties who are also Team Sandie, then we get Andy's Cock? Yeh my twin titties reply. YEEE-EEHHH my cunny squeees. But if Team Trini wins, my titties say in stereo, then we get, uh, her cunny. Hey whateva my cunny says, we cunnies gotta sticks together ain't we. My titties just roll their nips in despair n try n forget my cunny exists which ain't the easiest of thangs for a hornee bod to do. I'm SOOOO glad my brain is in charge of this lot. Almost. Well sometimes. Once in a whiles. :-P But whatevas it's kinda win-win-fucking-win for the fucktoy. Lemme give him a big hand there. Right across his rawsum arse tho I supposes he might actually prefer a big handjob insteadies?

I holds the crop n whip behinds my back n ask Trini to choose right or left. Only fairs but I do luv the crop. 'Left' Trini decides. Whip. Oh goodies! I gets the crop! :-D Andy is already on all fours on the duvet pointing his cute arse at us. I'd say this is gonna hurt me than it's gonna hurt Andy but I knows that ain't perxactly true cos I'm sure Trini whips like she fucks but I wanna have Andy n I gotta bestest her at this. :-o

'Andy!' Trini says. 'No peeking. You're not to KNOW who is on which side, right?' There's a muffled 'yeh okay' as Andy buries his head in the pillow so he ain't able to see who is whacking which cheek. Nice to know Trini plays fair. I think. Trini shimmies her titties at me. 'Choose!' I thinks a bit mainly cos 'why?'. 'Right?' Trini leans up on tippytoes n whispers 'change sides'. Oh righty. Clever. I supposes 'left' would have been stay put. Trini stands in the mid of the bed end n tells Andy 'Keep count of which you think is best Andy, left or right. We're going to whack you a few times in turn then you choose a winner. Yes?'

There's another muffled 'yeh okay' from the pillow. Trini nods to me to stand back as we take our whackysmacking positions facing each other, and points to me first then her etceteyada. I suddenly realise Trini is LEFT HANDED so she's gotta as good pos on her side as I has. Ooooh, level up playing field. Mebbe she AIN'T playing fairs! Uh ohs! :-O

Oooooh, has Trinititties tricked Sandie so she gets to whip her cunny back? Has Andy really win-win-winned this round whoeva gets whoeva? What else has Trinititties got in her bag? Can you stand all the excitements?

Watch outies for more in the very near future soons! Mebbe next week.  ;-D

two's cumpany but three's allowed part 2: bestest of three

What has cum befores...

Andy has turned up at Sandie's on Fri Nite with a blonde gal. Oh nos Sandie thinks, Andy's got himselfs another hornee cumslut and she's gonna be dumped! :'-( But guys who forget to call and anniversaries and sending flowers or choccies ain't EVER gonna forget when you say okay mebbe we can have a threesome some time! And cos Sandie had once said yeh (well mebbe mores than once but was thinkings 'ain't really gonna happen' X-P) in the hornee afterbuzzy glow of really rawsum gasms, now Andy is holding her (and her cunny but read part 1 if you wanna knows bout THAT :-o) to that mebbe promise...

So where was we, readers? Oh yeh, this blonde blue-eyed other Sandie whose name is Trinititties, I means TRINITY cos I ain't gonna be calling her what I'd like to call her the BLONDE BITCH n hopings I STILL ain't saying that out louds cos I'm the model of politeness when I needs to be, right? X-P I switch to my fullest profesh dealing-with-awkward-clients mood which is all smiles and 'how can I help you?' while insides you're plannings all kinda murderous shit behinds their back! :-P S'okay we just ups the bill n fuck yehs is Trinitwatties gonna pay! Looks like Miss Sandie will be paying a visit to HER ARSE if she gets her ways! :-D

Anyways Andy has just quickie fingerfucked me on my doorstep (is that a fingie? a quingie? whatevers I'll makes up a name later cos at the mo all my naming is on Triniwhore) and invited her into my lounge while he bends me over (my mood that is not for real at least not yets) and fucks it into cepting a threesum n reminding me that I had said yeh once (alrighties forget it was mebbe mores than once but if you've eva been fucked by Andy you'll almost promises anythangs in the heat of gasm! :-o). Guess that's kinda karma for Miss Sandie. This control freeky thang is getting... outta controls! :-P

Okays to cut a long hornee fuck to a quickie, I says yeh cos Andy is the hornest fucktoy I've had evas n I ain't bout to lose that kinda fucking or gasms no ways! And he fucked my mood real good too! ;-D Cos Andy has the horniestest (yeh two ests! go figures!) way of grinning at me and making me share that grin all over in a grinny gasm or three! Three, yeh seems to be the number of this eve ain't it. Okays luvah I said I would n I'm a gal who keeps her word, well almosts. I'm REALLY gonna have to shut ups when I gasm not that I'm that loud anyways or mebbe the neighbs are just polite bout my screeeeeming the place down! :-o Or phaps they just think I'm very agreeable n all religiouslikes cos I'm always saying 'yeh' n 'gawd' n mebbe a few other not so nice wordies! ;-D But that's besides, okays?

Now I'm not kinda sure how this threesum thang works tho I've read bout it. Does Andy fuck us both, one getting cock the other mouth n mebbe a sharing of hands? Do we both fuck Andy, one sucking the other just letting him have titty fun or what? I don't wanna ask and show myself to be a complete threesum noob cos mebbe Bitchititties has done this LOADS! :-o Did Andy ask her cos he knew she had experience? :-P Fuck she's one up on me alreadys and we ain't even started. I ain't even asked Andy if he has already. Oh sweet fuckikins I am SO outta my depth heres! :-o

I suppose I should get to know Blondislutitty after all we are gonna get very fucking intimates one ways or another! So whens I goes in the lounge and find Trinititties sitting on MY sofa, the sofa Andy n me have fucked on and which is also Lil Andy's choice of fuckplace, I'm trying v.v.v.V.V. hard to smile my bestest profesh smile but please don't fucking ask what I'm thinking cos it ain't pretty AT ALLS! :-O

For onces I ain't even paid any attentions to what Trinitramp is wearing cos being a bit of a fashion whore I usually do with marks outta 10 for style n effort. My semi-slut rock chick cum dom-in-making looks a bit sharpish next to Lil Miss Butter-Aint-Melting with her NATURAL blonde hair THE BITCH and blue baby eyes in a clean white blouse n she AIN'T WEARING A BRA EITHER cos its pretty fucking obv! Her blonde hair looks a halo but HER TRINITITTIES are giving way the fact SHE'S HORNEE TOO n if I have to explains why mebbe you shouldn't be reading this! Is this Andy's pref giving him aways too? Big boobed braless babes busting outta their blouses? Well DUUH-UUH! :-P But my own bitchometer sees she's mebbe just a lil chubbier n heaviers than me mebbe a WHOLE DRESS SIZE chubbier! OH YEH WINNIKINS! ;-D Oh, unless Andy prefers more. Still any excuses for more food n I ain't complainings! She's gotta v. clean n smart skirt like she's just straight from office work and I knows Andy works in offices in smart sharp suits and suddenly I'm thinkings 'this is Sandie scrubbed up for office fucking' with nude stockings n sensible heels. Am I misreading the slut part of cumslut, luvah? Would you really luv cumofficegal whose all slut on the insides but prim proper n mebbe a lil posh on the outsides? I can do that, promises! :-P But I can't just ask here n now but fuck afters are you gonna get your cute n I ain't caring how raw arse interrogated!

The other thang I'd missed was Tittybitch has a rather large shoulder bag like she's planning an overnight. Ooohkaaaays. Now mebbe a hornee threesum ain't such a bad thing spesh if Andy n gasms are involved but I wasn't planning on sharing toothbrushes n towels as wells! :-o I mean REALLY X-O. Trinitwatties stands n gives me a kind girly hug like she's a lifelong BFF or somethang so I has to just let her I mean fuckikins in a few mins she might be doing Andythangs to my cunny or Trinning MY titties! :-o 

Sos I'm still in a kinda daze cos of Andy's quickie fingergasm which I guess is now offish a 'fingie' (pronounced 'fin-gee' with a cock hard 'g'!) even tho it sounds too much like 'thingie' as if I ain't named it! :-S I lead Andy n Twattyknix upstairs to MY bedroom. All Andys welcum but ain't sure bout the plus one if it ain't me! Andy is keenest of alls cos I guess it's his idee which gets me wondering if Mingytitties HIT ON MY ANDY n instead of saying 'oh nos I already has a cumslut thanx cyas' he thoughts 'well she's HAWT n up for it but even tho Sandie n me ain't got commits wouldn't it be HAWTER if I gets both?'. I have SO gotta stop thinking like this! X-P Bum line (kinda like bottom line but nawtier) is he ain't dumped me for Trinititties but cum back to me so that's all good, ain't it? Makes the most of it girlie cos I didn't think I'd like being Miss Sandie but fuck that was hornee beyond the horniest hornee thang Andy n me got up to yet so mebbe this will be too. Or is that three?

Anyways Andy being the keenest is so RIGHT OUTTA HIS CLOTHES in record time it's like they've just vanished off his luvly fit bod into a neat tidy pile on a chair! FUCK UNDRESS TO IMPRESS LUVAH! It's all I can do to get him to throw his clothes ON THE FLOOR and not the bed cos we'll be using it! :-P And Andy's Cock is trying its hardestestest (yeh that's THREE ests cos that's FUCKING HARDER THAN DIAMOND BEING A GAL'S BESTEST FRIEND! :-D WOWSAHS!) and is stiffer n more upwardy pointing than I've eva EVA seen it n believes me gals previous stiffies take some beating n no that ain't a Miss Sandieism tho it might end up that ways! ;-D My cunny has already had a gasm but is wimpering for more cos of how luvly n fit Andy's Cock looks n the rest ain't fucking bad either! :-P Both me n Trinititties are lost in filthee thoughts for a mo, me cos I knows what Andy can do n her cos mebbe she doesn't but wants to! BITCH! Phew ain't thinking I said that outs loud cos her nips are still aiming at Andy n cum to thinks of it so are MINE! FUCK I just remembered I got the open titty leather jerkin on so Twattytits is gonna think I'm a right slapper! FUCK IT she can think what she wants, I got firstest claim on Andy n I'm gonna fight for him! I tear my jacket off n let my titties free! Tittyknix may be chubbier but MY titties WIN cos the leather uncups firm them up into Wonderbra plus without any means of support! And my nips! GO GIRLS!, Bigger, bestester n more suckable even if I do says so myself! Even Trinity's titties look shocked at the competition! If Andy wants tuff titties then HERE THEY IS! Andy's eyes nearly pop outta their sockets which makes my babes prouder firmer n even more tittyfuckable until I notice Twattybitch is now eyeing them up quite a bits too! Fuck, is she bi? Hadn't even considered that! :-O She unbuttons her blouse slowly n just a tad too seductively then lets her braless Trinitittytitties swing free. They wobbles cos she ain't got any firming leather but Andy's Tongue™ is drooling just a lil Too Muchies at them for my comfort! Guess I gotta plays fair n let my titties out n they still do me proud by staying firm when the jerkin cums off. Guess all that jerking they did when Andy cums off for a tittyfuck paid off - I got the fitter titties oh YEH! ;-D

Okays so alls good up tops but what bouts down unders! Now cos Andy luvs my cunny smooth I keeps it waxed shaved or creamed but Blonditwats is just that! She's gotta natural blonde muff, trimmed neatly. I thinks that's a win for my muffless cunny. What do Andy's eyes say? I thinks he ain't seen a natural blonde muff n I gotta fess I ain't seen many but quite a few peroxide muffs so mebbe it's a novelty for him. And agains I'm getting a kinda leer from Trinititties like she'd wanna lick my cunny out n my cunny is going 'no ways bitch!' n my nips just wanna point n laff at that idee. At least I thinks that's what they're doing! If they ain't laffing but tingling then mebbe they likes the idee! :-o I gotta confused bod believes me! X-S

So Bitchiknix (only she ain't wearing any now so it's more Bitchitwats ;-D) n me are down to our holdups. Me black fishnets, her nude sheers. Now I knows Andy LUVS stockings n anything he luvs more is fucking me wearing them so I'm keeping mine on. Trinititties goes to thumb n roll hers off before realising mine are staying for whatever ride is dishing up n looks at Andy who makes a gesture which I guess translates as 'no no keep them on' cos she does. Okays we're on the starting blocks so wheres do we goes from here luvah? An Andywich? Andy filling tween two slices of cumslut? White slice n well I ain't perxactly tanned brown tho my complexsh is darker but I'm ain't wholesome eithers! Fuck I might end up a Sandiewich tween my fucktoy n Trinititties! Hot n cold running bods!

Andy kneels on the bed like the fittie in the mid he's gonna be and beckons to us, one for each arm so we kneel besides him. Yep we're going for an Andywich™ To Make Two Misses Tweenify MyFucktoy. If it makes Andy happy n hard or should that be even more fucking hard than he already is then it makes me happy providing I gets first fuck. Seems only fairs spesh as I gets first call on Andy. We both smooch Andy up n down his fit nekkid bod n for onces me n Trinititties seem to have it alls sorted. I go down Andy's bod kissing licking sucking n nibbling til I can't goes any lower (actually down to Andy's thigh then up his cock n backs down agains but who cares bout detail?) then works my ways up as Trinity cums down the other side. I'm finding this quite hornee as Andy runs his fingers thru our hair guiding our heads to where he'd like til he decides he might just like both of us sucking his cock at the same time. Only he ain't saying til somehows both me n Trinity (fuck I've actually got to calling her real name - is that acceptance or what? :-o ) are eyeing each other from both sides of Andy's very luvly stiff gorgeously gorged cock with his hand clawing our scalps. We both looks at each other a bit more then up at Andy who only shrugs n draws our heads closer to his cock! I ain't gonna be beaten overs this so let my tongue reach out n take a long slow delish lick up it quivering over his throbbing veins n hawt tight skin! After a few centies I stop n peer round at Trinity as if to say 'wanna join me' n there's a quick sistery smile before she does likeswises n we lick up the rest together! 

There's a weird loud moan from Andy™ as both our Tongues Make him Tremble Meaningfully all overs. My mouth leaps onto the tip of Andy's Cock™ just as he shoots his spunk n I catch it on my tongue! Ooooh DELISH LUVAH! I'm pressing my lips hard gainst Andy's Cock™ as I Take More of his cum down my Throat MMMMMM! Soz readers but sucking my fucktoy off mebbe the horniest thang I do n it just SENDS ME on a high! Even tho I'm still hornee cos bjing Andy is just starters for really filthee fucking I gotta lie back n enjoy the taste of Andy's cum as I swallow n lie back on the bed dazed n really blissed out. 

Before I knows it, Trinity's face is over mine n smooching my lips! I've already had Andy™ lick my tonsils tonite now Trinity Matches That Meaningfully! Tongue Meets Tongue Madly! She sucks Andy's spunk from my mouth n swirls it on her lips savouring the flavour of my fucktoy! Now I hadn't considered Andy may wanna see me n Trinity fucking each other while he watches n wanks! I'm still on my back with her face over mine n I can feel her hand reaching down my belly to my cunny. I am SO FUCKING HORNEE after Andy's climax I just wanna feel ANYONE in my cunny to scratch my filthee itch aways! :-o I ain't bargained on it being Trinity tho! :-O What should I do!? :-OOO

Andy, blessikins, cums to the rescue, kinda. He still has his hand in Trinity's blonde hair n I wonder if it was his idee we snowball. :-o But he gently pulls her back n lets me get up. His cock is still pretty hard cos it takes a lotta climaxes to go limp. Letting Trinity go he guides my head to it again for another bj which I ain't gonna complains about. Does he want Trinity to just watch us? Well okays I ain't gonna complains bout solo performances either if it gets her outta the ways for a bit. All the mores Andy for me! :-D

Then I sees Trinity outta the corner of my eye with her bag. Out she pulls what kinda looks like a belt at first n oh fuckikins is she a dom n gonna whack me one cross my nekkid arse!? Andy grips my hair tighter so I'm gagged by his cock. 'Does my cumslut want her cunt filled?' I nod as muchies as I can with my mouth impaled on Andy's Cock n his hands on my head. My eyes try to follow Trinity as she pulls the rest of the belt out n OH MY SWEET FUCKIKINS it's a STRAP-ON! With the biggestest fucking bro to Lil Andy on it! I dunno what's gonna hurt mores, having a belt cross my nekkid arse or THAT in my cunny! Trinity disappears outta my view n the next I knows of her is a buzzy vibe like Lil Andy only it's deeper n louder n ooooOOOOOOOH FUCK it's not just a fucking STRAP-ON BUT A VIBE TOO! A pair of knees twist tween mine n force my legs apart as my cunny is violated by the motherfucker of all vibes n gets thrusted n twisted round as a pair of long nails dig in my arse n claw me! :-O

Now being stretched by Andy's Cock or Lil Andy is really rawsum, I mean you'll all knows (gals that is) that fucking is a kinda pain that you gets to like or luv. Unless guys get a cock up their arse you ain't gonna know what it's like to have someone else's bod inside yours spesh if it's being rammed in! So okays I've got to that pointikins where Andy has rammed me so much my cunny is perm roused n every part is swollen n hornee. Just so you readers know JUST SITTING HERE TYPING this for Andy is making my cunny quiver so muchies n painfully I'm surprised I ain't had several gasms alreadys! So when Trinity starts fucking me with Big Mean Strap-On it's pain again for a bit til my cunny gets wet as I suck Andy's Cock. No tells a lie it's so painful at first I almost bite it off gritting my teeth! But Trinity knows where thangs are n while Andy is an awesum fucktoy who eventually hits all the right bits like he couldn't perxactly miss with that kinda quantity so her fucking might be as forceful but it's more direct n innovative n she finds my g-spot n just beats it into submish! :-O OWWWCHIES! X-O I feels like BIG MEANY STRAP-ON is gonna tear outta my belly like an alien cos she thrusting it so forward n down my clit is getting Trinifucked as well n I thought only Andy could do thats! :-)  

I'm having a lil dilem of my owns cos I wanna bite on Andy's Cock n almost chew it offs! Insteads Andy grips my hair n fucks my lips hard so I'm getting doublyfucked n almost concentinaed. I ain't got long before Andy's filling my mouth agains n it's like powerful painkillers blissing me as he spurts his load down my throat via my tongue! All a suddens the tearing of my cunny in twos by Trinity is kinda nice if still a bit forceful! Fuck she is fitter than she looks! Then her Big Meanest Strappy-On Cunny Punisher rips up the front of my cunny n scratches out that g-spot itch at longs last n I have a vajgasm n clittygasm like nevers before! We're talking washing machine spin loads here! :-O X-O WowSAAAHHHHSKAKAKAKA! Okays I ain't meaning my clitty was spinning tho it might well been but my gasm was racing round n round n round in my cunny like it ain't eva gonna stop! X-P I so wanna grit my teeth I have to on Andy's cock n only hopes that he likes that muchies pain sorry luvah I just gotta GOTTA bite on SOMETHANG! Andy's cock is almost choking me it's so far down my throat as I try n relax there but let my emos bite on the base of his stiff shaft til I think I must be hurtings him! it's a quick but strong nip befores I just open my cum filled mouth, keel overs n lie there twitching tween Andy n Trinity oozing spunk outta my mouth in a passed-out daze of smarting ecstasy...

Oh nos, have Andy and Trinity pushed Sandie over her pleasure limit? Or was it too much pain? :-o Has Sandie gasmed her last? Did Andy spunk her to death? Or was Trinity's Strap-On to blames? Is this the end? Well it is for now, drama queeneroonees!

Watch for the next part soons! Same sexsay internet, same sexsay blog! I dares ya!  ;-D

two's cumpany but three's allowed part 1: just a phase?

Aisling Weaver's Fuck Me Friday: Phase

Okays readers you've been introed to my pervy altered ego Miss Sandie courtesy of my very filthee fucktoy Andy cos that's what he'd luv outta his cumslut. Gawshikins! :-o Now Andy has other fantasies n fuck I should have seen this cumming yonkies off cos it's what all guys want. Besides bjs, hornee dirtee sex and no commits lol!

So what would a filthee fucktoy like Andy want besides (n these are his words!) 'a filthy horny dirty slutty hungry wild Cumslut!' :-o Did I mention I'm a kinda reddish brunette (cept when I temp dyes my hair black as Miss Sandie ;-D ) cos I thought Andy luvs red. Okays so the 'reddish' is dye as wells but Andy ain't to knows that! And I'm kinda curvy cos I have a rav appetite n hey Andy luvs big titties! If I diet they're the first to sag so while Andy has kept me fitter than most luvahs n my tum is actually firming ups cos of all the gasms I'm getting and all those dirtee nights with Andy tween them means my thighs are pretty ripped too, I gotta appetite from hell which is made evens worse cos I get even hungrier when hornee! :-o

Wells I hopes it's just a phase cos it turns out what Andy would luv is... no waits, it's best if I just tells like it happened. So it's a Fri Night n Fri Nights are usually Andy Nights™ To Make the weekend Takeoff Merrily with Terrific Momentum n lot a lil Teasy Mischievousness not To Mention Titillating Magnetism n Twisted Moves! And that's just for starteroonees! ;-D A lil clubbing, some dirtee n I means REAL DIRTEE dancing cos we make Patrick Swayze n Jennifer Grey looks like real wusses, a lotta snawgging, some drinkees n dare chasers n some kinkee fantasy discuss bout what we likes in bed n other places and in no times at all Andy n me are shugging aways  the rest of Sat Morn playing 'last fucktoy or cumslut awake' as we try n exhaust each other n fuck it's usually a draw! ;-D

But this ain't a usual Fri Night so I dunno why I tolds you all that! :-P Cos Andy turns up with ANOTHER FUCKING GAL IN TOW! :-O I mean X-OOO cos my jaw is on the floor n no that ain't a kinky bj pos eithers! :-O What kinda shakes me cos I'm suddenly thinkings that the no commit thang means Andy has found another gal hornier n filthier n more willing to do dirtee thangs than lil old me! Sobs! X-( Nice of him to introduce us tho, I think, rather than keeps it a sordid lil secret. Huh did I just type that!? I'm usually jealous but Andy n me have had such funs I ain't really cared til now. The other irritating thang is that this other gal could be me in the mirror cos she's bout the same height weight n wikkid nawtee look as me too. Cept she's blonde. With blue eyes where mine are grey green. Ish. Sorta. She's like a fit Swedish porn actress equiv of me n prob called Ulrika-ka-ka-ka or somethang n talks in a weird accent that Andy is gonna find hornier n more cock rousing than my south U of the K twang he used to luv, spesh when I use it in slut mode cos I thoughts for Andy there ain't sexier talking than a posh gal saying dirtee thangs, the louder the betters! :-o

So my legs have gone jelly n my lip is quivering n my cunny is askin 'what gives up there?' as my nips shrug n retreat into my titties for cover at the threatening bitch slap fest. Cos fuck i already wanna be Miss Sandie on this BLONDE BITCH n really REALLY SLAP HER cos she's got my FUCKTOY! I'd slap Andy too but he luvs that too muchies! :-P 'Sandie...' he begins with the biggest fucking fuckiest of grinny grin GRINS, 'This is Trinity.' Oh wells I'm thinking in the dirtiest filthiest moodiest fucking corner of my thoughts, I'm so fucking pleased to meecha! NOT! NO NEVA NOT NADA NOTTIKINS! Fuck, I hopes I didn't say that outs loud cos as much as I wanna drown her 'pleased to meecha back' friendly with my cunny for the filthiest bitch slap I can thinks, that would be kinda impolites! :-P

Trinity. Right. Kthnxbai. Cyas. Sorted.

My right arm is twitching to slap both in one goes n my left is bout to slam the door in both their happy grinny faces afters when Andy pounces forwards n smooches the anger from me. I means I'm all heartpoundy n redfaced n Andy goes n licks my tonsils the fucking bastard! Cos if he thinks he's gonna get rounds me that ways then... fuck yeh he is! One Andy Hand™ has Torn Masterly up my skirt n Twanged MyThong outta Twat Muffless for a Teasy Masturbation! I mean he's fingerfucking my cunny on my doorstep! Look out neighbs! I'm lifted on tiptoe in my killer heels is he wanks my clit to gasm in just a few secs n then my cunny is going for a vajgasm too cos he's hitting all my buttons n a few mores I dunno bout but my fucktoy has founds them anyways! :-D My cunny shudders n squirts into his palm n fuck I don't usually do thats even when I'm prepared so fuck where did THAT CUM FROM!? I do have to says though that since being with Andy my cunny has been worked out so much it's really fucking sensitive n I only gotta think of Andy n I'm fucking hornees to go! Which is great if Andy is here but not so muchies when not. 

Okays so nows he's not only embarrassed me by bringing his nu cumslut round, at least I ASSUMES she is cos fuck has she gotta another thang cumming if she ain't n nows I've just gasmed in from of her! Andy is pretty muchikins holding me up by my cunny cos my legs have just melted under me or mebbe that was my cunny as well! :-o Andy grins his usual cute sexsay Andy grin and turns to whatsherfaceka-ka-ka. 'See, didn't I tell you she was always horny? She just... ' Yeh thanx Andy n my mind snaps back into focus with a lil gasmic blurring to pull tissues from my shoulder handbag in record time to wipe my juices from his hand just as he's bout to show Trinititties or whatever she calls herselves! I offer my shaking hand to shake her by the neck as she politely - ooh ain't she the dainty one? - takes it in her hand n gives it a polite clasp. Well I ain'ts perxactly gonna hug n airkiss her, am I? Besides which my legs are still jelly with a topping of my gasm juices trickling down them n fuck is her sense of smell is anythang as sharp as mine, she's gonna knows why I can'ts moves anyways. ANDY WHAT HAVE YOU FUCKING DONE TO ME YOU... YOU... FUCKTOY YOU! X-o

Now I'd assumeds Andy n me were going clubbing cos I'm all clubbed up in my usual dress-to-impress-Andy-n-get-him-hard-jus-lookin-at-mes but he needles his way in with whaddyacallhers in tow like a blonde puppy doggie, shutting the door behind them. Please Andy, you n Sluttrinity make yourselves right at home! Right cos Miss Sandie had made such an impresh on Andy n yeh his cute arse is still stinging lol I'd dressing a bit like her with my hair reddy-black n the fishnet heels cept it's my comfy stretch denim skirt dyed black n cos I don't think the club would let me wear that leather jerkin w. my titties hanging out I've got a matching black dennie jacket over it. I was gonna surprise Andy w. the leather thang later but now I'm not so sures! Andy shows Trinitwats into the lounge and closes the door to cum back to me. Legs, stop being jelly cos I NEED TO KICK ANDY IN THE COCK DEPT. RIGHT NOWS! Which is diff cos they are still jelly n cos Andy is still grinning his grin like Cheshire is missing its Cat! Then he notices my scowl. Soz did my face just wear that expresh out loud? Fuck yeh!

'What's the matter, babe?' He says all luvlyduvy n touches my almost tearful face. 'Didn't you say if I found a hornee girl you'd do a threesome?'

Oh. :-o

Uh. Oh. X-o 

That. :-P

Well yeh okays, yeh I did yonks n yonks ago cos Andy had mentioned it n cos I was enjoying how hornee he mades me then yeh mebbe a threesum was on the table. Well I don't mean literally ON the table tho that would be kinda kinkee n fun too wouldn't it? I'd even had a galfriend in mind, the ever insatiable Teri n she had even said yeh but then disappeared so I assumed Andy had forgotted. Then when he mentioned it again cos I'd probably had another rawsum Andygasm I might have suggested that cos Teri ain't round anymores that mebbe if Andy found another hornee gal I might, just the littlest hint of a mebbe, say yeh okays n go for it. Only I had hoped Andy might ask first. I luv surprises n spesh sexsay Andy surprises but that ain't the one I was expecting! :-o

But at least it ain't the end tween Andy n me. Tho what perxactly this is the beginnings of I can only guess. :-P

Will Sandie get her own back on Andy n oojamaslutfeatures, I means Trinititties, when it cums to the Big Three? Is Trinitwats as much a cumslut as Sandie (yeh like fuck she is :-P ) and can Andy handle TWO cumsluts at once n who NOW gets to own Andy's Cock™ (Trinititties mebbe? No ways! :-o )? Will you cum back to find out!?

Watch this blog soonikins! :-P

sexc circuit training

Aisling Weaver's Fuck Me Friday: Circuit

What with both Andy and me being so roused and hornee and in constant need of fucking each other's brains out, I thought it might be an idee if we tried keeping a bit fitter tho it goes without saying certain parts of our bods have been worked out to a peak of physical fitness that's pretty fucking Hairy McScary. I'm sure Andy's Cock™ can lift weights by itself now cos of how I've punish honed it into a weapon of muff destruction and my cunny could prob crack nuts if I tried! :-o And as for my titties, well k they're a bit droopy cos they're big but Andy still luvs them n there are exercises to keep them perky so I works out my own lil circuit training to start with.

Course Andy™ is Totally Mesmerised when I do some when he's next round cos one exercise means I stand hands on hips and swivelling round to try and touch my back with my elbow. Cos I'm only wearing a vest top my titties are getting swung this way n that n cos I ain't wearing a bra all the exertion is making my nips do lil press-ups of their own gainst the thin fabric. And for sure any boob movement of mine makes Andy's Cock™ press-up gainst his boxies in a not so lil Teasing Mountain under his shorts.

In my bedroom I've got my laptop next to me as I read off the next exercise. "So what's it say?" Andy asks as his cock waggles n says 'lemme out' near my hips as he stands next to me. "Uh, join your palms in front of your breast and press them hard against each other for 3-5 seconds. Repeat 8-10 times."

Andy's eyebrows do a funny lil exercise of their own. "Press your titties together?" There's a funny sound that makes me think Andy's Cock™ has gone into Tease Meltdown n either shot his load already or is def thinking bout it pretty fucking soon. My nips jump up n down under my vest in sympathy, working out absototally independent of my titties, which are heaving cos I'm outta breath anyways and the whole fitness thing is becoming a riot of instant horniness.

I'm bout to tell Andy what the exercise really means which is pressing my palms flat together in front of my titties like I'm praying n pressing hard but ain't even get that far cos Andy's Cock™ is shouting They're Mine at my busty babes and Andy's hands are hefting my vest top up to free them.

"You owe me a tittyfuck." Andy grins as he drops his shorts n boxies and Andy's Cock stretches like the fit filthee fucktoy he is as a "Hiya, how yous doing babe" kinda hullo. "How fitty are those titties?" Before I knows it Andy has directed me to the bed to be my personal fittyfuck trainer. He kneels in front of me and I squat so my titties have made a nice lil Delish McSandwich with xtra Andy's Cock filling. Course by nows Andy's Cock™ is Thoroughly Moist with spunk sauce too and slips up n down easily tween my boobs.

"That isn't a proper work for my cock, is it?" Andy chides me cos my titties are pretty big enough for his cock to have fun in without any help but this is all bout fitness and I gotta make my fucktoy work for his pleasure! So I push my Sandie Titties™ into Tight Mounds gainst Andy's Cock™ which is Treacherously Mashed Tween My Terrific Mamms for a #TM hashtag all its own! ;-D

Andy's Cock is now going for the burn as it pushes hard tween my titties as I squash them n jiggle them n just use them to punish Andy's Cock™ (Trying-To Make-Headway) as only Sandie's Titties™ (Torturous Minxing) knows how. I can feel his stiff slippy shaft getting sticky as my babes fuck flatten the lil life outta it with rolling tides of nekkid wikkid flesh n Andy's Cock is drowning in my own sea of slippy skin til he makes a not-so-lil fountain of his own n spunks a whole load of cum right up my neck n chin and as I look down at his teasy throbbing tween my titties I get another load on my lips. :-O

I ain't eaten just yet so as Andy shudders n quivers n collapses on my bed at at such an awesome titty climax my lips savour his hors d'oeuvres (or is that whores d'oeuvres lol? ;-D ) and give him a bj to go for  main course n dessert! By the times I've finished fucking him with my tongue I'm worn out from my sexc but interrupted circuit training but I figures I'm gonna haves to have Andy as trainer cos we fit together so fucking well! ;-D

wireless connexion

Aisling Weaver's Fuck Me Friday: Wire

Soz bout the lateness but I got mailed back bout a job application n was up most of Thurs night and Fri morn sorting my folio of work. Plus Fri night was Andy™ night so I'm writing this in the aftergasmic pains n pleasure out of another fantastico filthinessfest with my fucktoy and my cunny is just telling me what to type in case Aussiescribbler is asking! ;-D 

So all week Andy and I have gone without underwear - I ain't been wearing knix since Sun evening and Andy has gone without boxies. There's been a higher than usual amount of sexting and photo sending and general wireless wank stuff but I said I'd be good which ain't as much a prob as I thought cos by Weds the hornee idee of having no undies was kinda wearing off and even Andy admitted by last night as fun as it was no undies was a lil bit passé. :-(

But there were highlights like getting a good few pics of Andy's Cock™ (totally mine all week and torturously mine last night - yaaay!!! :-D ) that boosted my growing collection of Andy Cock™ Art FTW! Having no knix may be boring now but that fuckable piece of Andy will NEVER EVER make me yawn (well okays mebbe it will after a full night's fucking cos even I ain't super woman and while I wear my fucktoy out with my insatiable horneeness I gotta sleep too). It's a good thang Andy and I don't live together and he usually ain't round when I wakes up cos I get bags under my eyes and have been known to slump at work cos all my energies have been used up fucking Andy. And I knows he has the same prob a bit. We are just horneeness personificationed (yeh that's a real word now cos I fucking say so! :-P ) and filthiness incarnate so whatever. 

Where was I? Oh yeh, my cunny prompts me to type bout Weds night which is actually very early Thurs morn like 2A-fucking-M. I've gone without knix for three whole days and got used to it but in the mid of nite I get a hornee attack. I've been sleeping nekkid cos I know Andy luvs knowing that cos he does too and trying to tire myself out I take him a few pics of me on the sheets (it's been so hot I've thrown the duvet off! :-P ). That ain't working so I scampers downstairs and load the pics from my cam to my comp n mail them to Andy. Sometimes he's hornee in the mid of nite too and txts or mails me depending on where he is. Mebbe he's up too and we can sext each other to sleep with some wireless wanking. But there's no reply and by which time the pain in my cunny for a filthee fucking is getting too much so I have to wake up Lil Andy™ (™ = tickler of muffs).

I don't knows bout the rest of you but when I'm uberhornee (german btw!) my gasms are breathtakingly quick and very intense and I should really trademark them as Andygasms™ (that's twat melting) cos since we've been together they just so blow my mind. I think my cunny has got used to very vigorous fucking and innovative positions and just spur-of-the-mo filthidirtiness and there ain't nothing like a spur-of-the-mo Lil Andy Fuck™ on the sofa. Course even Lil Andy™ knows that everything I do I do for his hornee absent namesake Andy the Bigger and Hornee-est. So I bunch up my cushions and blanket (cos I get v. wet and I don't wanna stain them) and straddle them with Lil Andy™ shoved up my cunny in absototally hands free position so I can play with my nips like I luv Andy too or claw at the sofa pretending it's his chest urging him to just fucking fuck me with all his fucking might as I kegel and squeeze and bounce on Lil Andy™ til his buzzing is making my cunny n clit gasm like no gasm has gasmed before. FUCK! What it loses in a long luvly build up it more than makes up for with cunny crashing power in just a min or less and I know I'm gonna be walking all bandylegged for a while after that fast n furious full-on fuck! That's horneeness payback! :-o

There, says my cunny, then and now as it dictates my typing, that's the bar raised for Big Hornee Andy which it does pretty much every time we fuck. Yeh I sigh and tell my cunny to go put the kettle on cos typing for her is thirsty work. Actually make that coffee cos I'm yawning with all the Andyhorniness™ of his cock pics and Andyfucks™ of last night and I need to go buy a shitload of concealer and foundation to hide the baggies under my eyes and pale complexion sheer sexc slutty exhaustion brings. But I wouldn't have it any other ways. :-D

cloudburst

Ruby's Wank Wednesday: Cloud

Okays it's a typical Brit summer like it was last Sunday cos the forecast says heavy rain all day but when I woke the sun was shining and it was hawt in a humid way.

Now Andy luvs going for long country drives so I call and wrangle my way to going with him. So who cares if it rains cos we're in his car speeding down lush greeny lanes at way too fast speeds but what the fuck I'm with Andy and if he's gonna vroom vroom cross country then my hand is gonna wander to his cock and ease it outta his shorts and play gearstick too!

"Stop that you hornee bitch!" Andy says as my palm and nails grip n tease his cock which his now pretty fucking hard and my thumb is teasing the tip so it goes all oozy n sticky. The faster I rub the more Andy's foot is pedal to metal and the whole speed thing is getting me hornee. Me sitting there in a short denim skirt with no knix on and a plain white tee to match Andy's. Course there ain't no stopping me as I grip Andy's cock even tighter with slight twists and a thumbing to die for. 

"Make me!" is my reply whipping of choice and it ain't long before Andy has to slam his brakes on in a secluded forest lane and grabs me and the bag of blankets I packed so we could sit somewhere and have a cuddlesnogsmooch somewheres. 

Just cos it ain't rained today don't mean it's all dry cos i know playing with Andy's cock I cert am wet thru under my skirt. The ground is all wet from the rain yesterday so as Andy and I squelch our ways thru long wet grass with my pumps getting soaked and Andy's flip-flops slippyslopping with each step but we find a lil huddle of trees that kinda has dryish ground under it so Andy spreads the blanket and have a lil snogfest. Course snog's a relative term cos even tho our tongues n bods are twisty entwined I got my hand down Andy's shorts and am wanking him pretty fucking hard and he's got his hand up my skirt and is finger fucking my cunny like it ain't ever gonna be fucked again! So it ain't long before I'm on my back for a bit of vanilla, skirt tugged up and shorts tugged down and Andy is shugging me hard with one arm trying to hold a thigh up and the other big hand pinning both wrists above my head while still getting his tongue down my throat. 

It's ages since I've been fucked this way cos my position of choice is doggie and Andy's is cowgirl so having him on tops weighing me down is bliss with his tum to my belly and his chest squashing my titties. He's so engrossed and so he fucking should be and I've got my eyes half closed cos he's about to cum and I feel that wonderful tingly tremble throb from his cock that tells me he's gonna fill me right up in one powerful wooshy goosh of spunk and my quivery cunny is nearly gasming too...

Then there's a crash and it ain't the earth moving but it might well have been cos we're so in each other we ain't noticed it's gone all grey and cloudy and splash splash splash! Only it ain't my cunny dripping or Andy gushcumming, well they are but that's beside the points. Big wet heavy splashs all around which the trees are only just giving us a lil shelter.

Now being face up means I get a face full of splashs just as Andy is in mid jac so I get soaked in and out. Andy is kinda covering me so his back is now all wet as I gasm and bring my thighs up in pleasure cos of Andy's sizzling spunkfest and shock as rain cloudbursts down and it's like someone has thrown a bucket of water over us! I hopes it ain't a farmer or someone doing that to cool our fucking cos it would be fucking embarrassing! It ain't but the downpour has the same effect as our gasms are washed away in an almighty fuckus interruptus and we grab the soaked blanket and the dripping remains of what lil modesty is left and huddle under a tree for shelter. 

By nows we're both absototally soaked and Andy's hawt cum is dripping down my thighs too. Andy's tee has gone see-thru which is nice for me to oggle n huggle but so has mine which is all the more obv cos my brafree boobs are stretching it and the cool rain is making my nips poke thru like a coupla dark bullets! Andy eyes them lustily and his wet shorts start making a lil tent. It ain't exactly nice n hawt for another fuck but we didn't exactly finish the last one in a satisfying way so there's a lotta frustration still splashing round, if you see what I means! We're still sitting on the wet blanket as Andy's hands scurry down my tee like two big spiders and start peeling it up and off me!

I don't say a thing as Andy tugs it up so my boobies swing free n drippy and just let my arms raise so he can pullypeel it over my wet face n hair. The rain is getting heavier and it's like having a coldish shower that ain't cooling our horniness but is supersizing it. Some of the hawtest pics Andy sends me of his cock are taken in the shower and we ain't had one together yet so despite being cold n wet I'm still hornee n in need of another Andyfuck™. Yeh I trademark those too cos they're uniquely filthee n stunningly dirtee with just the right amount of kinky-to-go! And you don't get much kinkier than fucking in public in the rain on a muddy wet blanket. Well I suppose you do and I'm waiting to found out how later lol!

I'm joining Andy now as his fingers fumble n slip to unbutton my skirt by tugging his shorts off which keep hooking on his hard cock as he squirms to shimmy from side to side so I can get them out from under his cute arse! We're starting to churn up the blanket in the mud as we kneel up nekkid smooching and clawing at each other's wet slippy skin and Andy's cock pokes me in the belly n tickles it with a sticky smear of spunk. I grab it and aim it tween my thighs n claw his arse towards me with my legs as part as can so it pokes in my cunny instead and slips in and up. Andy grabs my arse and his hands slip to my thighs and start to push me back gainst the tree til he's got his elbows under backs of my knees and he's impaling me with his cock n pinning me to the tree with it. I cross my ankles behind his arse and grip his hips tween my thighs as he pumpthrusts me and my cunny is squelching n squealing with delight cos Andy is home! My fucktoy has found his playcunnypen!

Our wet bods are all slippy and Andy has to hold me spesh hard so I don't slide either way as I claw at his wet back even more and dig my nails in for extra grip and added Andy painypunishing which I can see in his eyes he luvs. Each scratch makes him harder and fuckier and nastee til he's spreading my back over the tree bark and giving me a lil pain thrill too. I kinda luv Andyspanks™ cos when the pain subsides I'm all raw and hornier so the ruff bark makes me more sensitive as Andy punishes my cunny like only my fucktoy can with his cumslut!  

So when Andy finally fills me with his sizzly jizz again my body is burning with sore n sweet sensation as my cunnygasm splashes round my bod like rain ripples in a pond but wetter than wetty wetness! Add to that some drops of clittygasm too as Andy's pubestubble scratches it and fuck I wouldn't mind another rainshug sometime soon but then the weather spoils it by going all sunny again! Stills it was fun n filthee n fearless when it lasted so we pull on our soaked clothes and lie there trying to dry out but secretly hoping there'll be another cloudburst again, kinda...

self-absorbed

Aisling Weaver's Fuck Me Friday: Absorb

Okay readers you've been introed to Lil Andy my vibe but I usually add a lil ™ to his name which is a bit of a joke started when I first wrote sexc stories for Andy a coupla years ago. I would add ™ to my sighs cos I felt they were custom trademarked for how Andy made me feel spesh my *biggest contentest sigh ever™*. Just thought I'd better explain that in case you thought my formatting was kinda wonky and I wanted to give Lil Andy™ his full name cos he got trademarked after Andy in case you ain't guessed already!

Anyways on with the story...

It's gonna be a long night without Andy my fucktoy lover so Lil Andy™ my vibe gets his turn. Long, molded in pink plastic and battery-powered FTW.

I'm hornee wet beyond belief so tantalising trickles from my twat soak the tops of my black stockings as I think bout how to let Lil Andy™ fuck me in the bestest traditions of his nawtee namesake big n hard bro. 

Pile some cushions on the sofa, top them with a blanket I keep in a bag hidden behind it so my roomie doesn't find it cos I don't want to stain anything with my juices and believe me guys n gals I'm juicing-a-plenty under my thong. I peel it off and the thin stretchy crotch plings outta my softly n super sensitive dribbling slit with a twang that makes my twat twitch even more and my clit go all quivery with needs and anticipation.

Don't need any lube cos the lips tween my thighs are slick and slippery enough but I use some anyways as it makes me feel even hornier. S'weird that ain't it? I get fucking wet when hornee but smearing a few fingers full of lube over my cunny and clit make me even more fucking hornee and I get wetter still. OoooOOOooohhHH letting my fingers tease and tickle my cunny and I'm gnawing my lip trying not to let out too loud a moan or sigh cos that feels fucking fantastic. Back gainst the wall I slide down and crouch on top of the piled cushions and turn the Lil Andy™ dial. He gives out a low mean growl in the dark which Andy would be proud of and which gets muffled in my muffless mound as I slip him up inside. Just Lil Andy's™ tip at first, buzzing at my labs and caressing over my clit. Have to fess missing Andy's hawt sticky cum on top of his cock as he pushes in for that first-fuck-feel but hey that's kinda what the lube is for. A sub for Andy's cum so I get the tube and squirt some on my tits like Andy is spunking his load on them. It's cold not hawt like Andy's sizzly sticky squirts but as I settle on Lil Andy™ so he's totally cunny deep my hands are free and I rub the lube over my nips til it warms up n it ain't a bad sub at all. Now I could just get all self-absorbed and think I don't need Andy to gasm myself but he is awesome and never fails to make me come. In fact after a spesh filthee fuckfest a few weeks back my cunny has been so super sensitive I'm almost gasming just by thinking bout him which is karma for me making him spunking his boxies while sexting him while he was shopping. He ain't gonna forgive me for that any time soon! So my self-absorbed pleasure n play is always skewed Andyways cos if wanna gasm Andy is my man. If I wanna have the gasm of all gasms then I'm always thinking of Andy fucking me, gripping my body to his, his big hands under my knees tugging my thighs apart as his cock thrusts and rams in and out and up and down, over and over and over and over...

So I don't have to fantasise much as my hands rubs my pert nips and smears Andy's lube cum over my tits and bounce on Lil Andy™ and punish him the same way I know Andy luvs me to punish his cock by just not giving a fuck how hard I'm squatting on it and letting my cunny do the filthiest dirtiest thangs to him! Press my palm on my belly and squeeze on Lil Andy's™ hard length, rocking over it and rubbing my soft bare mound until my fingernail seeks out my clit, then two, three push its stinging tense needs against that last bit of ridgy hard uncunnied pink plastic.

Lil Andy™ rams up gainst my cunny and my cunny muscles grip him tighter, squeezing him, milking him for a climax I know won't come. No hot sticky loads and no matter how fantasically fast Lil Andy™ is I miss his Big Bro Andy™ and his cum spurting in me as he grunts his jac into me with animal wildness and I just go all wild back at him.

My over-roused hornee frustration doesn't need it this one time cos I know Andy will make up for not being there every time he is. My rippling cunny goes on auto and I'm gasming fast and hard, panting breaths torn from my throat, my lips like my nails tear at Andy's chest when we fuck. Fingers claw at my nips my clit and try and grip the vibe base and massage my labs. I want it all now, every gasm, every climax evry last fucking drop of Andy's cum or lube or what-fucking-ever and I'm gonna get it. My nekkidness burns and I break out in sweat all over as gushes of wetness slurp at Lil Andy™ as he is crushed by my screaming gasm...

I dunno how much time passes til my shaky quaky Richter scale gasm stops. There's only a lone dull zzzzzz in my belly as the gasmic flutterings subside. Tears run down my cheeks and gushes of my juices soak the blanket.

My ever-ready vibe keeps going and my gasm shimmies into another without my help. I'm multigasmic for Lil Andy™ cos like Andy he won't take no for answer but like I ever have to feel like saying no anyways.

But that doesn't matter cos Lil Andy's™ always hard for me, always there for me when Andy ain't around and I wanna get self-absorbed.

just the once

Ruby's Wank Wednesday: Once

It's one of those hot summer weekends where there's not a lot to do except lay in the sun again and just top up the tan while chilling in the garden. Now Andy does chilling as in not doing a lot very well but he does work hard so I'll forgive him cos he also works hard at making me hornee just by lying there in his shorts like the fuckgod he is. And he ain't the chilliest of lovers cos he always so fucking hawt I got no choice but to lie there going all hornee n hawt besides him. Our sunbeds are side by side and I just wanna sidle over him and cowgirl him right there in the sun in his garden on that sunbed.

"D'you think the neighbours will mind?" I whisper from under my shades.

"Mind what?" Andy has a can in his hand and is taking a slow chug to keep his chill up only he looks hawter than eva. I wait til I hear a chink to know he's not drinking still before I say what's on my mind.

"If I slip my kini panties off and straddle fuck you. Y'know... right here. Just the once." It ain't a question it's a statement of intent and I ain't got my eyes open but I hear a choked kinda gasp cos I know he swills his drink in his mouth and slowly swallows it so I imagine him dribbling lager down his chin and chest at my sexc suggest. 

"Are you fucking serious!?" He hisses and I hear his bed creaking so I imagine he's rolled on his side and is looking at me hard. I don't open my eyes under my shades but just slip my hand over cos I know where to find Andy's cock without ever looking and the tips of my fingers touch the stretchy waist band of his shorts and slip inside them. Yep he's hard, the same hard like the hard look trying to penetrate my soul only it's a cunny penetrating hardness and the sun thru his shorts mebbe ain't tanned his cock but it's all hawt from the summer and luvly and a bit dribbly with his sticky cum already. He ain't my fucktoy for nothing and I ain't his cumslut without reason!

"Stop that!" Andy hisses again so I just give his cock a rubby grip and I feel his cum all sticky and sizzly on my wrist and up my arm. I don't wanna let go of his amazing awesome cock but I force my fingers to slip back out and tease my arm up to my lips and kiss Andy's clear trail of spunk from my skin. Then I stick my tongue out and lick it off with lil cute kitten laps while making lil subdued moans of pleasure I know Andy is helpless to resist. I lazily lift one eyelid under my shades and yep his cock is making his shorts look like a teepee tent. Me wanna go camping right now!

"Make me..." I just purr and shut my eyes and slip my hand down Andy's shorts again. The tip of his cock is all slippery and sticky and covered in cum already, not just drippy dribbles but oozing outta it like toothpaste. I know it's been yonks again, like kinda last night but Andy's balls are so full of cum and I know cos he always texts me to tell me which is every few hours so I see it was my cumwhore duty to make sure they are emptied regularly and totally to stop him any unnecessary pain right?

There's a very obv lack of total resistance to me gripping that luvly joystick of a dick and going PS3 with my fucktoy while twisty wanking him off and letting my thumb flick over his oozy cummy tip so he gets massaged there softly while he gets a rough hand job in my palm. And course it ain't too long before Andy's cock is all spasmy and twitchy in my palm as he shoots his sticky spunk all over the inside of his shorts and covers my hand with cum like the fantastico fucktoy I know, luv and shug!

Once I'd finished Andy's half-hearted hisses of my name for me to stop just come out in gaspy panty moans as I claw his cummy climax outta him. But I ain't stopping there and lift the big stretchy waist of Andy's shorts up with my hand. There is cum EVERYWHERE and I mean all over inside his shorts which going into soak city and smelling of filthy fucks so I'm getting even hornier and I can feel my kini briefs getting all wet over my cunny.

The scent of Andyspunk is driving me wild and my nips are making lil tents of their own of my kini-topped titties. I'm losing all inhibition like i usually do round Andy only this time it ain't exactly private. Andy's patio is kinda close enough to his house not to have neighbours see too much and I know Andy has fantasies bout us being watched fucking so what the fuck anyways! 

I slip off my kini top and smear Andy's cum over my bare boobies like suntan lotion making my already pert nippies sticky and sensitive. Fuck the odour of Andy is just awesome and I want that smell inside me and leaking outta me and I don't care who knows cos I have the filthiest fucktoy ever!

Sorry did I say just the once? I'm so totally fucking sure fingerfucking doesn't exactly count and mebbe just mebbe blow jobs don't either but I ain't gonna argue the point I'm just gonna go with the flow. So Andy doesn't even get chances to offer a diff point of view cos the only one he gets is my long hair trailing into the ever-so-stretchy waisty of his sticky smelly shorts as my head disappears inside them and I give him the sucky-licky-fest of all blowjobs since the last one. Well I got standards to keep up as well as Andy's cock and I'm sure I can go ISO9001 for consistency!

Course the inside of Andy's shorts are a superspunkfest so it's all over my face and in my hair but not in the usual solo bukkake all-over-me Andy usually manages cos it's all thin film not liquid loads now. I've twisted on my sunbed and am kneeling over Andy's tacky tum. I don't exactly need to be urged on but my fucktoy knows what I like and it ain't before long as I get my tongue wrapped round his tasty cock that I feel one of his hands cup a droopy macbooby squashed under me and he gives it a good grope with extra stickiness-to-go from his spunk. That's my handy macrandy Andy cos he knows my nips luv play and his tweaks make me even hornier if that's poss! As I wonder where his other hand is I feel my kini brief being stretched and a luvly long thick finger easing down my bum til it finds my cunny and slips round. All swirly over my labs and ooOOH fuck that's my clit but I try not to show any surprise cept I give Andy's cock a bit of a nip with my teeth. He likes that kinda punishment so it's all good n great. Then a finger or three is pushing their way deep in my cunny and giving me the kinda fuck saved for Andy's cock and doing pretty fucking well cos his knucks are finding places that cocks can't cos they don't bend like that. Hey evolution, you got some work to do there lol!

Like Andy I am so fucking hornee and in need of a gasm it ain't long before Andy gives me one. Just the once for me it seems but I've given Andy two cos he's squirting on my tongue and I'm getting a full-on Andy tastefest. After I've swallowed like the cumwhore I am I drag my head and sticky clingy hair up to Andy's lips for a spunky smooch.

"You owe me a gasm, fucktoy... " I purr as Andy plays with my nips again as I snuggle beside him on his sunbed which is creaking its protest under both our weight.

"Seems a shame to waste the sun tho, being inside, y'know?" Andy murmurs. And course he's right so I slink back to my sunbed to catch up on the rays while the day is still sunny. Topless. Andy ain't complaining as he dries out his shorts and oggles my tanning titties. And he doesn't complain when I slip my fingers down inside my kini briefs and slide one inside my cunny and give myself a slow-mo gasm-to-go myself to even things. Just the once, right?