plum outta luck

Ruby's Wank Wednesday: Plum

Oooooh plum. That's a tuffie, Ruby. You ain't making it easier for me to blog bout thangs me and Andy™ (twat-pleaser magnifico) get up to so I'll skirt round n just babble a bit n add a few #plum hashtaggies just to please ya! :-P

Nows I did think mebbe I could yap bout the colour plum which ain't too far off my fave purples n mauves n if I'm feeling a lil virginal some lilac too. Actually plum would be a good mix of my fave purps n Andy's fave red. He luvs red. Red lingerie, red hold-ups, red knix and so ons, and red nail pol spesh if I'm wiggling my red painted tootsies while digging long red sharp fingertips into his chest n other vulnerable parts of his bod, namely his cock n balls. He luvs me to scratch his cock™ (terrifyingly merciless) and leave long welts longside the throb of his veins.

Course plum is what some guys call their cock cos it goes all reddy purp when big n hard cept Andy's ain't like that. It stays fleshy pink as if it ain't been exerted n is all fit saying 'Yeh I can handle Sandie's cunny. I ain't got no worries there!' n mebbe it's right even if Andy says otherwise after he ain't able to walk after a real good fuckfest. Bout the plummish it gets is when I DO dig my nails right in and leave lil bruises on it but FTW Andy's Cock™ ALWAYS puts up a good fight lol! ;-D

Then there's plums as in balls n OMSFG Andy's Balls™ (totally muff-filling!) ain't like plums but bigger n fuller n when they let go it's all hands on my deck cos HERE CUMS DA CUM! ;-D WoooOOOish! I could almost say he has the doggies lol cos when he doggies me they def are!

Another meaning for plum (anyones keeping counts for my #hashtags? ;-D ) is something easy likes in a plum job and if my job is keeping Andy absototally hornee then I gots the plummiest job round. Course he trumps me by making me hornee too n he makes it look so fucking easy too cos he just does.

So as I sit here straddling Andy™ (tween mythighs) and feeling his cock shoved up my cunny for another fab fuck I have to do what he likes and burrow my nails into his chest in a pain for pleasure kinda exchange. The more my long scarlet talons burrow into his skin and mark him, the more I get fucked so it all works out. I even try thumping his chest, slapping his face and pinching his nips and Andy gets so roused I'm sure I'm bruising up insides cos it feels so awesomely achy til he balms me with his cum and we bliss out for a bit.

While Andy snoozes n snores off his shugging and wonder what else I can write bout I see I left lil plum coloured bruises on his chest n neck. And checking inside my thighs I see I have more there, ringing my cunny in luvly shades of purple n mauve n red so kinda plummy there too. 

Looks like I won my #hashtag this week too lol. Who knew pain n pleasure could be so colourful! :-D

outside the box

Ruby's Erotic Notebook: Box

Okays readers a bit of a blog w. a diff cos I dunno how it's gonna end! A bit 'outside the box' cos it'll be an ongoing LIVE story but I sneakily tweaked a few lines (and the title) so I could I could still bring it to you courtesy of Ruby's Wank Wednesday and hopefully Aisling Weaver's Fuck Me Friday, and mebbe any others I see this week n poss next week too...

I never imagined or fantasised in a whole million yonks that my relationship with Andy my fucktoy™ (yeppers still totally mine) would become a war of wits with Andy getting absototally outta his box w. me. Cos that's what happened on Sunday. Okay it's still all fun but where I thought Andy was a bit sub cos he luved me abusing him (and yeh he had a real wankfest over me writing his tent story so go read that if you ain't already and get up to speed blog peeps. Like right now and I'll wait... )

You done now? Where was I? Oh yeh, Andy NOT perxactly being a sub cos he suddenly goes all dom on my text ass! Course the usual stuff like sending pics - me getting his cock™ (DEF totally mine!) and he gets my cunny n titties (yeh they're totally mine but Andy has them on permanent loan for now ;-D ) - and teasing and cos I knows my Andy he goes for a drive with his iPhone on so he can see me sextin and before long I've made him cum again and in fucking record time too :-D.

Now mebbe I read my Andy Fucktoy™ a lil bit wrong cos I thought he luved this like the last time where I made him spunk his boxies while out shopping just by sexting too. I think he does actually but he still wants his own back. He's dared me to go knixless to work a coupla times and yeh I have to fess it's scary n hornee all in one spesh last time when dusting (cos our boss is such a prick he makes us dust n hoover n stuff before we start work like the slaves we are :-P ) and I stretched absototally forgetting I also had a short skirt on (thanx Andy! ;-P Mr Insist I Wear No Knix AND A V.V.V. Short Skirt To Go) and my manager is behind me and I realise and quickly UNSTRETCH faster than Andy cumming on a good day and hoping I didn't flash him. He didn't say anything but then I don't guess guys do, cept tween themselves. Ain't got no snide comments like 'Didya remember to wear panties today, Sandie?' or 'That ain't what we meant by mufty day, Sandie' so mebbe I got aways with it.

Anyways all this sextin n daring ends with Andy getting outta his box and quoting the small print in his lil book of Kinkee Fucktoy Challenges For Cumsluts, Vol. 3 after I tell him what I'll be wearing to work. Turns out I'm one item of clothing over my allowance and I gotta lose one. And guess what it is, no surprises if you guessed knix or any form of undie including thongs, g-strings, kinis, tangas, highcut, lowcut or even unsexc fullbums. Now I usually get Andy to join in this cos I make him, actually order him cos he prefers me all bossy and dom too, to not wear boxies or any kinda undies too and we've done it before so it's all good n hornee. BRB Andy texts and I wonder what he's up to. He keeps saying he has mates round and I wonder if he's actually taking bets on what they can get me to do! :-o After a while he's back and he tells me I gotta go knixless ALL FUCKING WEEK! NO WAY! :-P So okays I say raising the stakes and his cock™ if I'm not v. mucho mistaken, I will if he will. Really?, Andy texts back. Yeh really, sez me, cos I'm up for it if he is. BRB again. What IS he up to! :-o

'There is another line here "skirt must be fucking short"' Andy later quotes back to me from the revised edition of Kinkee Fucktoy Challenges For Cumsluts. Well no fucking kidding! I push him not wearing undies if I ain't and he starts trying to backtrack with excuses like 'Oh my god but I have important meetings I can't..... What if....' but it ain't no good cos if I have to, you have to Andy my Luvah Fucktoy™ and I knows you're gonna read this so I can make you cum any time I want cos you can't resist a wank over stories, spesh when you inspire them, right? ;-D I am SUCH a bitch, I do surprise myself sometimes!

So he orders me not to wear knix and I order him not to wear boxies. Sorted. Oh, and sleep totally nekkid he adds, which ain't perxactly a revision to Kinkee Fucktoy Challenges For Cumsluts, cos I'm fairly sure it was in Vol. 1 from the v. beginning but yeh luvah, I will if you will, so he does, and so do I. Anyways I know Andy sleeps nekkid all the time cos he sends me pics of his cock™ in bed so whateva. Win for the fucking hornee cock™ pic wins every time! ;-D

But Andy orders (n yeh I do kinda luv him bossing me to do hornee filthee thangs just cos they ARE so fucking filthee n hornee) me to take a pic of me on all fours with my titties hanging. Hmmm, must be a new edition of Kinkee Fucktoy Challenges For Cumsluts due and I'm betting I'm on the cover. So as I'm sleeping nekkid anyways I try a few pics and after a couple blurred cos I'm trying to rush back on the bed with my cam on a tripod n timer I get a half decent or mebbe indecent lol one to send Andy as his wake up call.

Next morning and I'm up all bright breezy and oh not forgetting nekkid. Andy had sexted me to say he was too hornee to sleep in mid of night but I was so zonked I didn't hear my phone ping. I send Andy the pic but he's obv not up early enough to catch me before work so off I go, hornee n knixless for day one...

Circumstances mean I have to wear tights instead of hold-ups cos my shortestest skirt is just a lil bit too short for them cos you can see the tops and I ain't entirely for titillating the guys at work THAT much plus I don't really wanna draw attention to me not wearing any drawers. I might as well wear a sign tween my thighs saying 'lookee here guys' with a big arrow pointing up! And as luck goes it's as hot n humid n unpleasant a day as yous can imagine for the undieless challenge which would have been fine for a thin cotton lycra thong but even though I've chosen a lacy pair of tights with enough hole in the pattern to let my legs breathe my cunny starts to roast n get more than a lil sticky plus the gusset is rubbing my labs (dare I say 'box' for another hashtag point? ;-D )  something chronic! And this is just the morning! :-o

Anyways at lunchtime I log into my email and see there's a few mails from Andy but which I can't check after the last time he sent me cock™ pics and I opened one at work not realising - if you ain't read that one it's here but I ain't waiting so catch up later you dopey followers! Lucky mcfucky there was no-one round when I did! :-o But I always get a lil tingle seeing Andy in my inbox (ooh another 'box' ref. I'm absototally winning the #hashtag this week ain't I peeps? ;-D ) so I knows I got something to look forward too but being hornee and knixless the lil tingle is more a big tingle in my cunny which ain't got no protection to catch the scent of me getting EXTREEMLY hornee now. Plus it's getting even hotter and humider by the afternoon and horneenes aside I'm getting kinda drippy tween my thighs and there's only so much bodyspray I can wear to mask my cunny hunny! It's more than an unusual pleasure to get home from work and strip them off! Eewww with a cap 'U'! :-P

"OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!" Andy's mail begins cos my prowling titties pic (that's what he called it lol) just made him instahard and wankfesty plus it gets the honour of going on his phone library so he can sneak peaks all day long. Course that has absototally fucked him for his day n phaps the whole week cos he ain't got no undies on so his cock™ is prob gonna be the centre of attention at work! ;-) Does Andy get comments like 'Good to see you're UP to the job' or 'You might find this task a bit HARD' and mebbe 'We've got some STIFF competition' lol n not just from me! Mebbe by the time our knixless n undiesless challenge is over we'll all find out! ;-D

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peek a peak a peek

Aisling Weaver's Fuck Me Friday: Peek 

Andy is such a fucking cunnytease y'know? I mean he's always hawt in that everhornee smouldery way cos he just IS and I'm going all meltywet insides but sometimes he does something even more teasy which just ain't fair!

Sos this time I'm driving cos Andy didn't feel like like it and I'm getting serious twattwitches. Andy is my passenger just SITTING there being hawt and I can't touch him cos my hands are steeringwheelwise or gearsticky and I know which stick I'd pref have my hands on! I'm not as fast a driver as Andy so I dunno if I'm making him hornee or nots so just hope I am. Now Andy's got on these button up shorts and as I'm trying to concentrate n navigate n all those other drivey whatnots I see Andy undo one of those buttons outta the corner of my sight.

"What you doing luvah?" I purr as Andy's hands do something furtive I can't quite see cos there's a roundybout coming up and I'm all this way and that trying to peek but the flurry of traffic is distracting me.

There's no fucking answer and my heads still pinging right to left and back again as I slow and look for a gap. I take another quickie peek and see a diff peak poking outta Andy's shorts. A luvly hornee cummy glisteny peak like a lil mountain covered in snow. Guess I AM making Andy hornee and he wants to have a sneaky wank beside me and then my insides have just gone gooey n my cunny is starting to leak n quiver and my hands are tied up steering which just ain't fair! No-one ever told me kinkee bondage was like this!

Cept Andy ain't wanking. He's just put his hands behind his head and is just SITTING there being a smug bastard cos he knows I know he's got the tip of his cock out and I ain't able to do ANYTHING! I can just imagine his lips curving up in an even more smuggy bastardy fucktoyie smuginess that I would smooch off his face if I could! And he knows it even more cos I'm squirming in my driving seat cos tween my thighs my cunny is drooling n buzzing for Andy's cock mebbe just even a lil peak or tip of it gainst my clit as it smears his cum over it in a hawt sticky massage n if I don't stop thinking bout it soon I'm either gonna crash or gasm or prob both!

"You..." A car nearly pulls out in front of me and I swerve while shouting at the driver to do things which even Andy n I at our fuckiest ain't even able. "You..." I can feel Andy's smuginess fucking with my concentration more and I know his cock is being even smugger if poss. "Oh you FUCKTOY!"  It's prob poking outta Andy's shorts even more cos when its hard it is just so fucking huge n luvly n fuckable and I know I'm sounding like a right cock obsessed slut which is evertru when we're talking bout Andy's so there lol!

Now usually if Andy were driving and I was doing something like playing gearstick with his cock he would find somewhere to pull over and have a fuck so now I know why Andy prefers the country with its lack of cars and people and full of nice green hidey places to have a quick or slow or sneaky shug or three. Me being a towny girl I luv shops which Andy ain't so keen on but nows I'm paying for it bigtime :-P

There's a pay n display coming up which ain't full yet or there's a multistory which I ain't that keen on cos it's all narrow turny ramps n sardine parking but I get an idee so I swerve into the entrance n yank a ticket out of the meter. Andy's smuginess ain't quite so smuggy now as I start driving just a lil bit faster up the ramps n screeching round corners til we're on the toppiest floor which is open air but there ain't another car in sight! Re-fucking-sult! I ease my fuckmobile in a corner far from prying eyes and the stairs door and hope we get a bit of privy for a quick bj. Andy's cock has gone a bit scaredylimp but it's all still very suckable as my lips find the peak and my tongue laps up the sweet sweet taste of Andyspunk. Course Andy ain't gonna be able to WALK after I've finished so I'll just leave him napping in the car while I retail the town to death which makes me even hornier then I guess it's back home for some proper shugfesting. I LUV weekends!

cloudburst

Ruby's Wank Wednesday: Cloud

Okays it's a typical Brit summer like it was last Sunday cos the forecast says heavy rain all day but when I woke the sun was shining and it was hawt in a humid way.

Now Andy luvs going for long country drives so I call and wrangle my way to going with him. So who cares if it rains cos we're in his car speeding down lush greeny lanes at way too fast speeds but what the fuck I'm with Andy and if he's gonna vroom vroom cross country then my hand is gonna wander to his cock and ease it outta his shorts and play gearstick too!

"Stop that you hornee bitch!" Andy says as my palm and nails grip n tease his cock which his now pretty fucking hard and my thumb is teasing the tip so it goes all oozy n sticky. The faster I rub the more Andy's foot is pedal to metal and the whole speed thing is getting me hornee. Me sitting there in a short denim skirt with no knix on and a plain white tee to match Andy's. Course there ain't no stopping me as I grip Andy's cock even tighter with slight twists and a thumbing to die for. 

"Make me!" is my reply whipping of choice and it ain't long before Andy has to slam his brakes on in a secluded forest lane and grabs me and the bag of blankets I packed so we could sit somewhere and have a cuddlesnogsmooch somewheres. 

Just cos it ain't rained today don't mean it's all dry cos i know playing with Andy's cock I cert am wet thru under my skirt. The ground is all wet from the rain yesterday so as Andy and I squelch our ways thru long wet grass with my pumps getting soaked and Andy's flip-flops slippyslopping with each step but we find a lil huddle of trees that kinda has dryish ground under it so Andy spreads the blanket and have a lil snogfest. Course snog's a relative term cos even tho our tongues n bods are twisty entwined I got my hand down Andy's shorts and am wanking him pretty fucking hard and he's got his hand up my skirt and is finger fucking my cunny like it ain't ever gonna be fucked again! So it ain't long before I'm on my back for a bit of vanilla, skirt tugged up and shorts tugged down and Andy is shugging me hard with one arm trying to hold a thigh up and the other big hand pinning both wrists above my head while still getting his tongue down my throat. 

It's ages since I've been fucked this way cos my position of choice is doggie and Andy's is cowgirl so having him on tops weighing me down is bliss with his tum to my belly and his chest squashing my titties. He's so engrossed and so he fucking should be and I've got my eyes half closed cos he's about to cum and I feel that wonderful tingly tremble throb from his cock that tells me he's gonna fill me right up in one powerful wooshy goosh of spunk and my quivery cunny is nearly gasming too...

Then there's a crash and it ain't the earth moving but it might well have been cos we're so in each other we ain't noticed it's gone all grey and cloudy and splash splash splash! Only it ain't my cunny dripping or Andy gushcumming, well they are but that's beside the points. Big wet heavy splashs all around which the trees are only just giving us a lil shelter.

Now being face up means I get a face full of splashs just as Andy is in mid jac so I get soaked in and out. Andy is kinda covering me so his back is now all wet as I gasm and bring my thighs up in pleasure cos of Andy's sizzling spunkfest and shock as rain cloudbursts down and it's like someone has thrown a bucket of water over us! I hopes it ain't a farmer or someone doing that to cool our fucking cos it would be fucking embarrassing! It ain't but the downpour has the same effect as our gasms are washed away in an almighty fuckus interruptus and we grab the soaked blanket and the dripping remains of what lil modesty is left and huddle under a tree for shelter. 

By nows we're both absototally soaked and Andy's hawt cum is dripping down my thighs too. Andy's tee has gone see-thru which is nice for me to oggle n huggle but so has mine which is all the more obv cos my brafree boobs are stretching it and the cool rain is making my nips poke thru like a coupla dark bullets! Andy eyes them lustily and his wet shorts start making a lil tent. It ain't exactly nice n hawt for another fuck but we didn't exactly finish the last one in a satisfying way so there's a lotta frustration still splashing round, if you see what I means! We're still sitting on the wet blanket as Andy's hands scurry down my tee like two big spiders and start peeling it up and off me!

I don't say a thing as Andy tugs it up so my boobies swing free n drippy and just let my arms raise so he can pullypeel it over my wet face n hair. The rain is getting heavier and it's like having a coldish shower that ain't cooling our horniness but is supersizing it. Some of the hawtest pics Andy sends me of his cock are taken in the shower and we ain't had one together yet so despite being cold n wet I'm still hornee n in need of another Andyfuck™. Yeh I trademark those too cos they're uniquely filthee n stunningly dirtee with just the right amount of kinky-to-go! And you don't get much kinkier than fucking in public in the rain on a muddy wet blanket. Well I suppose you do and I'm waiting to found out how later lol!

I'm joining Andy now as his fingers fumble n slip to unbutton my skirt by tugging his shorts off which keep hooking on his hard cock as he squirms to shimmy from side to side so I can get them out from under his cute arse! We're starting to churn up the blanket in the mud as we kneel up nekkid smooching and clawing at each other's wet slippy skin and Andy's cock pokes me in the belly n tickles it with a sticky smear of spunk. I grab it and aim it tween my thighs n claw his arse towards me with my legs as part as can so it pokes in my cunny instead and slips in and up. Andy grabs my arse and his hands slip to my thighs and start to push me back gainst the tree til he's got his elbows under backs of my knees and he's impaling me with his cock n pinning me to the tree with it. I cross my ankles behind his arse and grip his hips tween my thighs as he pumpthrusts me and my cunny is squelching n squealing with delight cos Andy is home! My fucktoy has found his playcunnypen!

Our wet bods are all slippy and Andy has to hold me spesh hard so I don't slide either way as I claw at his wet back even more and dig my nails in for extra grip and added Andy painypunishing which I can see in his eyes he luvs. Each scratch makes him harder and fuckier and nastee til he's spreading my back over the tree bark and giving me a lil pain thrill too. I kinda luv Andyspanks™ cos when the pain subsides I'm all raw and hornier so the ruff bark makes me more sensitive as Andy punishes my cunny like only my fucktoy can with his cumslut!  

So when Andy finally fills me with his sizzly jizz again my body is burning with sore n sweet sensation as my cunnygasm splashes round my bod like rain ripples in a pond but wetter than wetty wetness! Add to that some drops of clittygasm too as Andy's pubestubble scratches it and fuck I wouldn't mind another rainshug sometime soon but then the weather spoils it by going all sunny again! Stills it was fun n filthee n fearless when it lasted so we pull on our soaked clothes and lie there trying to dry out but secretly hoping there'll be another cloudburst again, kinda...

just the once

Ruby's Wank Wednesday: Once

It's one of those hot summer weekends where there's not a lot to do except lay in the sun again and just top up the tan while chilling in the garden. Now Andy does chilling as in not doing a lot very well but he does work hard so I'll forgive him cos he also works hard at making me hornee just by lying there in his shorts like the fuckgod he is. And he ain't the chilliest of lovers cos he always so fucking hawt I got no choice but to lie there going all hornee n hawt besides him. Our sunbeds are side by side and I just wanna sidle over him and cowgirl him right there in the sun in his garden on that sunbed.

"D'you think the neighbours will mind?" I whisper from under my shades.

"Mind what?" Andy has a can in his hand and is taking a slow chug to keep his chill up only he looks hawter than eva. I wait til I hear a chink to know he's not drinking still before I say what's on my mind.

"If I slip my kini panties off and straddle fuck you. Y'know... right here. Just the once." It ain't a question it's a statement of intent and I ain't got my eyes open but I hear a choked kinda gasp cos I know he swills his drink in his mouth and slowly swallows it so I imagine him dribbling lager down his chin and chest at my sexc suggest. 

"Are you fucking serious!?" He hisses and I hear his bed creaking so I imagine he's rolled on his side and is looking at me hard. I don't open my eyes under my shades but just slip my hand over cos I know where to find Andy's cock without ever looking and the tips of my fingers touch the stretchy waist band of his shorts and slip inside them. Yep he's hard, the same hard like the hard look trying to penetrate my soul only it's a cunny penetrating hardness and the sun thru his shorts mebbe ain't tanned his cock but it's all hawt from the summer and luvly and a bit dribbly with his sticky cum already. He ain't my fucktoy for nothing and I ain't his cumslut without reason!

"Stop that!" Andy hisses again so I just give his cock a rubby grip and I feel his cum all sticky and sizzly on my wrist and up my arm. I don't wanna let go of his amazing awesome cock but I force my fingers to slip back out and tease my arm up to my lips and kiss Andy's clear trail of spunk from my skin. Then I stick my tongue out and lick it off with lil cute kitten laps while making lil subdued moans of pleasure I know Andy is helpless to resist. I lazily lift one eyelid under my shades and yep his cock is making his shorts look like a teepee tent. Me wanna go camping right now!

"Make me..." I just purr and shut my eyes and slip my hand down Andy's shorts again. The tip of his cock is all slippery and sticky and covered in cum already, not just drippy dribbles but oozing outta it like toothpaste. I know it's been yonks again, like kinda last night but Andy's balls are so full of cum and I know cos he always texts me to tell me which is every few hours so I see it was my cumwhore duty to make sure they are emptied regularly and totally to stop him any unnecessary pain right?

There's a very obv lack of total resistance to me gripping that luvly joystick of a dick and going PS3 with my fucktoy while twisty wanking him off and letting my thumb flick over his oozy cummy tip so he gets massaged there softly while he gets a rough hand job in my palm. And course it ain't too long before Andy's cock is all spasmy and twitchy in my palm as he shoots his sticky spunk all over the inside of his shorts and covers my hand with cum like the fantastico fucktoy I know, luv and shug!

Once I'd finished Andy's half-hearted hisses of my name for me to stop just come out in gaspy panty moans as I claw his cummy climax outta him. But I ain't stopping there and lift the big stretchy waist of Andy's shorts up with my hand. There is cum EVERYWHERE and I mean all over inside his shorts which going into soak city and smelling of filthy fucks so I'm getting even hornier and I can feel my kini briefs getting all wet over my cunny.

The scent of Andyspunk is driving me wild and my nips are making lil tents of their own of my kini-topped titties. I'm losing all inhibition like i usually do round Andy only this time it ain't exactly private. Andy's patio is kinda close enough to his house not to have neighbours see too much and I know Andy has fantasies bout us being watched fucking so what the fuck anyways! 

I slip off my kini top and smear Andy's cum over my bare boobies like suntan lotion making my already pert nippies sticky and sensitive. Fuck the odour of Andy is just awesome and I want that smell inside me and leaking outta me and I don't care who knows cos I have the filthiest fucktoy ever!

Sorry did I say just the once? I'm so totally fucking sure fingerfucking doesn't exactly count and mebbe just mebbe blow jobs don't either but I ain't gonna argue the point I'm just gonna go with the flow. So Andy doesn't even get chances to offer a diff point of view cos the only one he gets is my long hair trailing into the ever-so-stretchy waisty of his sticky smelly shorts as my head disappears inside them and I give him the sucky-licky-fest of all blowjobs since the last one. Well I got standards to keep up as well as Andy's cock and I'm sure I can go ISO9001 for consistency!

Course the inside of Andy's shorts are a superspunkfest so it's all over my face and in my hair but not in the usual solo bukkake all-over-me Andy usually manages cos it's all thin film not liquid loads now. I've twisted on my sunbed and am kneeling over Andy's tacky tum. I don't exactly need to be urged on but my fucktoy knows what I like and it ain't before long as I get my tongue wrapped round his tasty cock that I feel one of his hands cup a droopy macbooby squashed under me and he gives it a good grope with extra stickiness-to-go from his spunk. That's my handy macrandy Andy cos he knows my nips luv play and his tweaks make me even hornier if that's poss! As I wonder where his other hand is I feel my kini brief being stretched and a luvly long thick finger easing down my bum til it finds my cunny and slips round. All swirly over my labs and ooOOH fuck that's my clit but I try not to show any surprise cept I give Andy's cock a bit of a nip with my teeth. He likes that kinda punishment so it's all good n great. Then a finger or three is pushing their way deep in my cunny and giving me the kinda fuck saved for Andy's cock and doing pretty fucking well cos his knucks are finding places that cocks can't cos they don't bend like that. Hey evolution, you got some work to do there lol!

Like Andy I am so fucking hornee and in need of a gasm it ain't long before Andy gives me one. Just the once for me it seems but I've given Andy two cos he's squirting on my tongue and I'm getting a full-on Andy tastefest. After I've swallowed like the cumwhore I am I drag my head and sticky clingy hair up to Andy's lips for a spunky smooch.

"You owe me a gasm, fucktoy... " I purr as Andy plays with my nips again as I snuggle beside him on his sunbed which is creaking its protest under both our weight.

"Seems a shame to waste the sun tho, being inside, y'know?" Andy murmurs. And course he's right so I slink back to my sunbed to catch up on the rays while the day is still sunny. Topless. Andy ain't complaining as he dries out his shorts and oggles my tanning titties. And he doesn't complain when I slip my fingers down inside my kini briefs and slide one inside my cunny and give myself a slow-mo gasm-to-go myself to even things. Just the once, right? 

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Aisling Weaver's Fuck Me Friday



I mentioned bout introing Andy to Lil Andy my vibe n it kinda has watching so hang on n enjoy the ride. Andy did! Me too lol!




I'd told Andy knows bout Lil Andy n decided he'd not been formally introed. In my room I pull him out of my bedside drawer n wave him in front of Andy.


"Lil Andy says 'hi Big Andy!'" I say gleefully. Even though I've cleaned Lil Andy after my last hornee play he still keeps a fragrant air of my cunny bout him.


"So," says Andy as he pushes me down on the bed, eases my lil black tart of a dress of over my head. Slips my very skimpy lacy thong down my thighs, leaving me in just my hold-ups which he luvs for me to keep on, "How do you use Lil Andy when I'm not round?"


I blush, pouting, "That's private. Tween me n Lil Andy."


"You don't like the idee of both your hawt luvahs being here in bed with you at the same time?


Actually I'd never thought bout it. I've no need for Lil Andy when Andy is round n vicey versay. But the thought of having Andy's cock deep in me at mebbe the same time Lil Andy is buzzing round my clit or nips, or... or... no that would be too greedy wudnt it? Oh fuckit! Let's do it, yeh!


Andy's playing with Lil Andy. No not THAT way you pervs! Just trying to figure how I do myself n twiddling his dial base."Show me... " he growls, "How do you turn him on?"


I take Lil Andy n caress his (yeh course he's a he n not an 'it'!) long pink plastic shaft n find the black base tween my fingertips. Give it a lil twist n Lil Andy buzzes to life. That sound turns me on n I can feel my already wet cos-Andy-is here cunny drooling even more. Andy perches on the corner of my bed n does a slow strippytease as I watch n he watches as I lay back n let Lil Andy buzz his way from nip to nip making them all perky n fuckin sensitive, downmy bod n belly n... Andy stops taking his shorts off to part my knees n give him view my drippy cunny... n then Lil Andy is going down down deeper n down in me. I'm so fucking wet n open i don't even have to push he's just sunk in me like I'm quicksand! Lol hey I'm quicksandie n quickies r us!


Course now Andy is all nekkid n yeh he's all luvly n hard n now he wants in too but Lil Andy's first in the queue matey! You gotta wait your turns!


Leaving Lil Andy in me, Andy guides my hands to my tum n I feel Lil Andy tickle my belly from inside. I'm giving low blissful moans as I lie back n let both Andys fuck me. First he takes Lil Andy out all wet from me n makes his tingling tip tease my titties. Slides him over each nip until they perk up even more like skinny mini-Lil Andys. Lies him tween my boobs n presses them together for a Lil Andy tittyfuck. His vibes make my titties jiggle like two jellies as he thrills n excites them, making me giggle. Then he drags Lil Andy down my tum to my smooth mound n makes him caress my clit. I give lil convulsive gasps as each poke n stroke drives me to absolute horniness. My vaj is already leaky n lusty cravings for both my hard boys. Right now.


Andy doesn't have to be a mind reader to know what I want. It's written all over my 'fuck me now' expression n even more so 'make it ever so filthilee dirtilee hornilee' eyes.


He rolls me on my front n hefts my arse up so I'm on all fours n aims his huge hawt cock in my cunny. Pushes it, pounds it, solid shoves right through me, doggies me as I sigh n scream with each new vigorous ramming. I claw my way up so I'm bracing myself on the bedstead, as Andy grips my waist, slaps my arse, bends his chest to my shoulder blades n fucks me the great granddaddy of all fucks. His knees slide tween mine n slowly with each violent thrust in my cunny eases them apart even more. I steady myself with one arm n reach back finding his hand to guide it round n down my belly until his fingers cup my mound. I part his fingers so he is either side of his cock rubbing my labs as his fucks push me drive me screaming n gasping ever louder towards a godalmighty gasm.


Then Andy brings Lil Andy round with his other hand n I feel the buzzing tear onto the skin of my belly over where my g spot is then on my clit. I'm being fucked n vibed in one. Andy sets up a randy rhythm pulling back as he shoves Lil Andy over my clit n teases my labs then ramming his dick hard in as he caresses Lil Andy away. It's a sexc see-saw of a shug n I can only wonder if Lil Andy's vibes are turning Andy on n bringing him to climax as quickly as I am.


Cos I am. Rapidly racing towards a teeth-juddery body-shaky knee-trembly tummy-churny gasm. I don't even have time to gasp Andy's name. Barely a mo to scream 'yesyesyesfuckingyes!' before both Andys make me cum... make me bite my own arm so I don't screem the whole fucking flat down...


I feel Andy let go releasing hawt burning jizz deep into my cunny until his slap-happy pounding goes all liquid in squelchy sounds round his stiff shaft n my gasm squeezes his cum out tween my labs, trickling down my thighs, soaking my stockings. Andy starts to slow as my rippling cunny milks him of his last spunky spurts but lying pressed gainst my back he keeps Lil Andy at my clit then as his spent raw cock finally drips out of me he pushes Lil Andy in my quivering quim gripping the base n making Lil Andy fuck me again. My cunny is still gasming big-time, waves of mindless sensation rocking up n down inside like torrid tidal waves. I can't think, can't talk as Lil Andy buzzes through me, gate-crashes another gasm into me, as my knees buckle n I collapse on the sheets with Andy on top n Lil Andy still inside...


It's a while before my shattered shugged senses make sense of me cuddled up beside Andy with my head dopily on his chest. Lil Andy, still sticky n scented with my juices, lies on a bed of tissues on Andy's tum.


"Thank you, luvah... " I whisper as I kiss Andy's nips, "Luvahs" I correct myself.


Ain't we an awesome threesome?




So watch this spacefor more sexciness soon, you pervs, lol!

screw with a view

Aisling Weaver's Fuck Me Friday: View

It's getting close to hols season time n I'm thinking somewhere hot beautiful n nekkid. Then I stop thinking of Andy n flick thru the travel brochures n catalogues for cheap cheerful breaks Andy n I can cram in over a weekend here n now thru July n August n mebbe September if the summer weather holds. That's a whole lotta shugs from my snuggle bug thug n I wanna give him a sunny tanny cunny to play making like bunny with back!

"You wanna do what!?" he says, well kinda shouts, when I say I fancy a weekend at a naturist beach. Now that's kinda daring for me cos I'm more curvy than slender n gravity ain't a gal's best friend. Andy luvs my amazing breasts but they have a life of their own (cept when Andy's playing with them!) n yeh they're a bit on the droopy side. Don't mention my arse or thighs please. There I've mentioned them now. I just wanna have a tan all over for once so Andy's fave bits glow (or at least glow more than just hornee or gasmish, y'know?) n my kini lines ain't marking out for him where to go!

Andy goes bright red cos I know me nekkid n hot n covered in glowy perspiration will just make him 24/7 hard. Or mebbe harder cos I know I do that to him pretty much always anyways then I realise he's gonna be walking round showing how fucking hornee he is for all n everyone n I guess I get a bit jealous cos every gal on the beach will see what an amazing fucktoy I have. Fuck I have gotta remember to breath when I type cos I just get carried away with how hornee he makes me. And yeh, luvah, I have got the latest pics of your gorge gorge (that's gorge as in gorgeous n gorge as in gorged) cockie on my screen as I type you filthee fucktoy you! :-P

Course going round nekkid ain't without probs for moi n that's besides my droopy mc-boobies. I make Andy 24/7 hard n he makes me 24/7 wet so no matter how dry the weather the forecast tween my tingling thighs n thru my twat is torrential so if you saw the downpour a few days ago over England that's me on a less hornee day!

Now having Andy walking round in public like a living coat hook which I would luv to hang from thanxsofuckinmuchly is one thang but the other is shugging in public which ain't exactly legal n I know Andy would luv. Me too if I'm honest but then with Andy I'm usually up for it whenever n whereever but I'm not sure I want an audience. It'd be like 'Britain's Got Talent' the sex version n I'm not sure I wanna know what Simon Cowell thinks of mine even if I can make Andy cum in loads! Andy's talent is all mine so no ways! I'll give him his scores but it's always 10+ 10+ 10+ n sometimes even more! He's a real gasm to go guy!

So we compromise n holiday near a naturist beach in Norfolk so I wear a kini n sarong n Andy tries hard (empho def on 'hard' lol) to stop his shorts from being twanged off by his ever-so-fuckin-erect cock which you could hang an entire cloakroom on n I'm gonna join it soon I hopes!

Now beaches ain't known for cover unlike fields of long grass or in a lil nook of trees in a forest so finding somewhere to shug is just a lil bit diff. I decide mebbe we should go 'sunburn-style' (that's secretly shugging in public like the very firstest story I wrote for Andy n you can read at Literotica like here ). So finding a lil sandy cleft tween some rocks (not the other sandie cleft - that cums later! ;-D ) that's kinda mostly hidden, Andy lays a towel down so he don't get sand up his arse (or me for that matter if he decides he's had enough of me cowgirling him - yeh, like that's ever gonna happen lol!) n slips his shorts off. Well tries to cos his cock is now like Lil Andy hard pink plastic stiff n won't do as it's told n his stretchy waistyband keeps getting caught on it! Poor Andy! He's now bright pink again n it ain't from sunburn. Not that kinda sunburn but mebbe the other nawtee story type if we don't get caught! 

After what feels like yonks to a hornee gal n her sexc fucktoy which is prob only a min or so, Andy is lying on his back n I've got a towel wrapped round my waist to hide fact I've stripped my kini off. Okays so my cunny ain't getting any sun but it's so fulla Andy's cock as I straddle him n slowly rock back n forth I'm way past caring. He can tan my insides like he usually does n I get a luvly view down the sunny beach at the same time! Andy has a luvly view of my boobs n droopy is good as I lean forward so he can lick n suck them like i luv him to! Picture postcard phucking! And if you don't like my creative spelling then phuck off! :-P

So Andy my fucktoy luvah this is for you... wanna punish your penis as we phuck cos you're perfect! Mwah!

captain of my cunny

Less of a story and more a fessing up about things...

http://eroticnotebook.co.uk/erotic-writing/captain-wank-wednesday/

Now anyone who knows me well (yeah, the grindy sweaty n downright filthy kinda well!) knows I ain't one much for the sub/dom stuff or tying up 'cept as games. Nothing serious guys but nothing really doing! Well that was before Andy revealed a lil while back he really liked being dominated. And punished. That kinda stuff. Guess two years tween an ex n now changes people. And me enough so I'd at least give it a try cos most if not all thangs Andy suggests turn out to be so fucking hawt I just want more. More. More more more more MORE! And I ain't the begging type either but I usually end up on my knees before Andy not cos I'm a closet sub but cos his dick is just so delish It's my starters, main meal n dessert when I'm hungry for my fucktoy.

Now lovers also know I ain't one for the whole 'owning' thang, cept now Andy wants me to almost shout out from the rooftops I own his cock. Quite fuckin right I do! And if I'm grindily sweatily n downright filthily honest he's the captain of my cunny. Master of my muff. Top gun of my twat! I could go on all day n most of the fuckin night coming up n saying dirty variations on that, if my mouth, lips n tounge weren't busy with his cock but that's another story lol! okays mebbe he ain't total Master or Captain cos Lil Andy my vibe gets to play when Big Andy ain't round but fuck the sentiment is there, right? That's what I tell Andy cos it's fucking true.

So now as I sit here typing (hands are useful during bjs too so you know Andy ain't round at the mo! Gawsh, typing filth n sucking him at same time? Now there's a multi-task to go!) n trying to think of more filthy ways of fucking him, I'm looking at the two pics of his cock he mailed me n which I opened by accident at work cos he didn't title it 'hey here's two pics of my cock cos I KNOW you luv getting them' which is true. But I don't think it would be any kinda defence if I got caught looking at porn during work which I totally do NOT do by saying 'it's actually my lover's cock n that's so alright, isn't it?'. Mebbe not. Hello P45, goodbyes job. Sob.

Where was I? Oh yes, Andy's cock. Figures. Guys might think bout sex every six seconds or so. I think Andy manages it every two or three. Is that a record? Any guy beat that. No, thought not. I can go whole minutes not thinking bout Andy's cock, his own ruthless captain of my cunny, if he's not round n I got deadlines at work but now cos he's MAILED me n FORCED me into opening it at work - I said I wouldn't just in case but I was curious cos he hadn't mailed in yonks (alright two days but it FELT like fucking yonks!) n I'm so sorry boss I didn't mean to have pics of cocks, no matter how luverly erect n hugely hard n so fuckin gorge n delish to look at... you're not listening are you? I bet if you n spesh Andy is reading this is now having a wank which I absolutely don't mind but just take another pic for me lover, send it to where I'll read it (cept mebbe work again okays?), and I'll go find Lil Andy n have a play right long side you while looking at it, if that's okay... captain!