two's cumpany but three's allowed part 3: smackdown!

What has cum befores...

Andy has turned up at Sandie's on Fri Nite with a blonde gal called Trinititties, I means Trinity. Sandie thinks Andy is gonna dump her for the blonde bitch but he remembered Sandie agreed to a threesome and is holding her to it! So all three get to Sandie's bedroom where Trinity pulls out a strap-on and fucks Sandie as she bjs Andy! How hornee is that, luvahs? Well mebbe just a lil TOO much cos Sandie gasms n keels over! Oh nos! :-o

Now I's gotta say that being fucked into passing out is kinda double-edged. It's nice to go to sleepies after all the effort of fucking but mebbe a lil impolite to do it while still being fucked not to mention scary for your partner or in this case PARTNERS cos when I wakes up again I got both Andy n Trinity looking downs at me like I was cumming back from the dead!

Firsties, I still got the taste of Andy's delish cum on my tongue so I grab his face n smooch him cos I ALWAYS wanted to do thats lol! Mebbe he ain't gonna find it as tasty as mes but WTF I agreed to a threesum luvah so you can do what I want toos! Andy ain't even flinching so I'm guessing he's alrights with that. Trinity ain't got her strap-on on any mores and is stroking my cheek in a worried way so mebbe she ain't so bads either! Secondies, my bod is waking up to the fuckalmighty painy pleasure of the most rawsumest strap-on fuck I eva hads. Okays it's the ONLY strap-on fuck I've eva had but if they gets any more severe than thats I really WILL BE DEADIKINS next times! :-o She may look like a lil angel but she fucks like hellikins itself! :-P

Okays now while I'm lyings here trying to get my bod to do what my lil gasmic brain wants mebbe I should explains a bit bout types of gasm cos it's kinda meaningful for the rest of what happens. Firsties there are bad gasms which are kinda painful or just put you off sex n yeh I've had a good few of those! You gets all hornee n at best you get a mehgasm which ain't worth it. :-P Secondies is at the other end of the gasmometer and that's a gasm which really satisfies cos you feel you ain't eva gonna need a fuck again cos it was SO FUCKING PERFECT you'll ain't eva gonna match it! Bestest thang but Andy is 99.9 recurrings % he does that BUT ALSO just gets betterer n betterer! :-D No wordies of a lie and it must be cos he just knows how to make his cumslut so 24/7 fucking hornees! :-P Now tweens the mehgasm and the OMFGasm there's prob a whole loadies of other types but the important one is what I call the Gogogogasm. Yeh it's the gasm that lets you multi but it deserves explaining in itselfs cos mags n books usually just say multi and be grateful you can. :-o Now being ultrahornee can leads to any of these mehs n OMFGs or gogogos so you pays your money n you takes potty luck which one you're gonna gets. I ain't ever had any controls over which but thanx to Andy it's usually an OMFG but sometimes a gogogo! Now a gogogo is like getting all charged up alls over agains cos you have a real powerful gasm n it can be REALLY satisfying but not in a just eaten a really satisfying meal n couldn't eat another bite ways. It's like I just ate a really good meal but it's given me such an appetite I wanna have anothers! And if you're lucky you get it agains so you're not only getting multis but you just ain't in a mood for stopping all night or even into next day! Nows I've worn out a few guys cos I'm just INSATIABLES when that happens and to Andy's credit blessikins he's prob the only guy recently who can fucking keeps up with me! :-D So whens I said in another story we fucking fit so well that's kinda what I meanted! ;-D

So whaddya tryings to say Sandie, I hears you all asking. Okays now Andy is able to this 24/7 hornee thang to lil ol me n sometimes no matters how hards me or Lil Andy tries when Andy ain't round (combo of Lil Andy n thinkings of Andy still gives me some rawsum OMFGasms btw!) I still go to bed hornee n wake ups hornee too. But for a few mins while actually still waking up my bod is all calms n cosy then the horneeness kicks in n I means REALLY KICKS! I still gotta raw achies in my cunny n belly from Trinititties strap-on but it's melting into filthee wet horniness like never befores! That gasm was the Gogogogasm of ALL Gogogogasms n it's like rolling rumbling thunder before the downpour. My nekkid bod is still a lil trembly from passing out but now the trembles are cos HERE CUMS THE HORNEES! My bod feels like it's on fire n at it's mid my cunny is just sizzling n spitting like frying fat! Now whens I get this hornee, well whens I gets hornee anyways, I just wanna fuck the living shitikins outta Andy but now it's like Sandiezilla cos my horneeness is just rawsum n unstoppables! Fuck I might even wanna take Trinititties strap-on n fuck her back! I just dunno yets! :-o 

I starts to gets up and Andy n Trinititties are all 'don't moves yet are you really really alrights and mebbe you should just sleep a lil etceteyadayadayada' :-P Well my bod ain't gonna be able to sleep in a trizillion trinibillion years with this level of horneeness! X-o I is alls fired up for a night of fucking so ain't a good idee to gets in my ways! X-D It's like one of those superhero films only I ain't been bitten by a radioactive spider or turn green n huge when angry but HORNEENESS is MY SUPERPOWER YEH! ;-D

Back to cutting a luvly long shuggy shug shug down to another quickie and I'm okays n Andy n Trinititties realise I'm okays cos my nips are like MAH-HOO-SIVE on the end of my pert fit titties. I've soaked the tops of my fishnets cos my cunny is just dripping from that OHMYSWEETIEFILTHEEFUCKINGAAAAWDgasm n the perfume of my natural hornee juices is just scenting the whole of my room! I might not turn huge (well any huger than I alreadys am :-P) n green but my skin is all a glowy reds like I got sunburn which is kinda funny cos Sunburn was the first hornee story I wrotes for Andy ways back n if you wants you can read it here on Literotica). Remember that luvah? ;-D Betcha never thought we'd eva get THIS FILTHEE back thens! X-D

TBFH I ain't caring which ways any of this three biz goes as long as nexties I get Andy's Cock™ Tearing MyCunny apart cos i need his cum to soothe its. Courses I could get another Gogofuckinggogasm n just get even mores horniestest but hey luvah you takes your luck with your cumslut n plus one, aincha?

Now I still ain't got a handle on Miss Trinititties Butter-Ain't-Melting cos she looks kinda innocent but NO-ONE uses a strap-on LIKE THAT without being an absototal perv or slut! Nu Rule Numero Uno in Sandie's Guide To Sexsay Peoples in the U of K is Ain't No Such Thang As Innocence In Fucking! Forgets virginal looks it's alls a sham so I'm gonna fuck the highlights outta that innocent halo of blonde hair evens if it is NATURAL (so sue me Scott Pilgrim! ;-D) This is Sandie La-Fucking-Voire vs the whole loadsa ya alls! Okays blonde bitchititties, prepares to get SMACKED DOWN n do I mean SMACKED! ;-D FUCK YEH!

"So, Trini..." Whoopsies, almost called her Trinititties to her face, "...ty!" Hopes she ain't noticed the long pause! ;-P "Where'd you learn to fuck like that!" Trinitramps is all coy standing there in only her nude holdups n blonder than blonde muff but no gal carries a strap-on that makes a pneumatic drill feel like an electric toothiebrush round in her hold-all. I wonders what else is all holding in it! :-o Fuck 'curiosity killed the pussy', I'm gonna ask!

"What else you got in there?" I ask tippytoeing a bits nearer n peering in the bag. There's ALL kinda exotic toys in there and I ain't talking TOYS R US here! :-o I look at Andy who's taken a bit of a back seat to see what is pair of sluts are gonna do next. I wonders if he had it mind that Trinitwats n me get a lil more than cosy while he watches n wanks! :-o Well that kinda thinking deserves to be punished!

"Did ya know Andy luvs being spanked cos he's EVA so nawtee..." I purrs. Andy's eyebrows raise n no luvah that kinda innocent look you stole from Blondislut here ain't gonna wash with me! "Oh really!?" Trinititties eyebrows also go up, "Perhaps I've got just the thing for that." And in a mo she's rummaging through her own portable FUCK TOYS R ME and pulling out a very wikkid looking riding crop which I knows cos we do literature n stuff for a local stables n I'm a bit pally with the owner. ;-D Now mebbe I dunno muchies bout horsies cos I gotta luvly stallion of my owns (that's Andy, in cases you ain't realised!) but I thinks this crop has been just a lil bit pervified cos I'm sure stables don't issue them in black leather with metal studded handles n jagged cut leather tongue at the end of the shaft! Trinititties lashes it round like a fencer with a sword cracking the air so even it goes OOWCHIES n rubs its painful arse!

"OooooOOOOH!" Suddenly the crop is outta Trinipervslut's hand and into mine and it's me lashing the air's arse in no uncertain termies! Watch out atmosphere, Sandie is here! NU TOY ALERT! :-D After I've bruised n lashed the air purple a bit, I turns n whack Trinititties' tush had so there's an angry red mark right cross her blondie skinned botty! I do a spin round the bed faster than Andy's Cock can follow n WHACK his arse gets a lashing too! ;-D I stands back and admire the long red slash cross one of Andy's cheeks n the self inflicted hand mark of his on the other! V.v.v. arty evens if I do say so myselfs! ;-D So it's me at the end of the bed and a pained looking Trinititties n Andy on either side looking at me n rubbing their whacked arses! 

I slash the air a bits more with my nu toy n stop after a min after I realises they are both still staring. "What?" I say. Trinitushies n Andy look at each other then back to me then at each other agains. There's a sense they're kinda ganging up on me now as they creep nearer. I jump on the bed and with one fishnet toed spin cross the duvet I'm behinds them n whacking their treacherous arses again! Oh YAY ME! ;-D Now courses I knows Andy LUVS being whacked but I ain't so sure bout Trinititties. 'Say Trini, got another of these?' I ask, whipping the air close to her titties. Trinititties' titties blanch even more in worried fear n her perty pick nips suddenly unpert n dive for cover! 'Umm yeh I think so. Why?' I keep whipping the air near her Trinititties and hiss 'Well get it then!' Trinititties ain't sure if I'm gonna wallops her tight Trinitushie when she bends over her bag to check n TBFH I ain't either! ;-D She takes her chances cos she'll be able to fight back n THWACKIES I takes aim tween her thighs n give her tight Trinitwat crack a REAL CRACK to be smarting bouts!

"OOOWWWW you BITCH!" Trini's tingling twat goes red just before she grabs something and spins up n round at me. But before she can bring up an even wikkider looking black studded whip with short knotted leather tails I'm jumping forward to press my bare titties to bop gainst hers n smoooOOOCH her like Andy did to me in the hall! I grabs her whip wrist n wrestle it from her with one set of long nails while the other digs in her arse right where it hurts n press her blondimuff gainst my smooth nekkid n v.v.v.v wet cunnymound. Oooh that tickles! ;-) I leaves her muff moist n mebbe not a lil roused cos her nips are suddenly poking me in the titties! I jumps back with a crop in one hand, a whip in the other n a cunny that's unarmed but still fucking dangerous yeh! ;-D

"Oh" says Trinititties. Gee I thought for such a KOOOOL set of moves I'd get more preciations there! "So is this a jewel now?" 'Yeh I'm pretty diamond ain't I?' Trinititties shakes her blondilocks. "Nooooo. Dee. Eew. Eee. Fucking. El!"

"Oh." says I. Well if you reads this you knows spelling n grammar are NOT my strongest pointitties! :-P My titties are my strongestest pointitties! X-D Ask Andy! Anyways besidies. I crack my crop n whip round a bit n yell, 'Choose BITCH!' Wow like I thought I'd be saying that tonight before Andy showed up. Ain't seen that cumming. Trini waggles her titties at me n shimmies up so we're titties to titties. Had to call her Trini there otherwises that would be too many titties tho I don't think Andy would EVA complain bouts that! 'Actually FYI you're a lot hawtter than your bf here.' And she's doing a fingee on me too! :-o

'NoooOOO I meanted crop or whip duh!' says me. 'Oh.' says Trini. 'Shame.'

'I wanna have Andy's Cock™ Tonight Missy!' Cos I am still v.v.v.v. hornee. 'So I says we fights for him.' Trini seems to having a mehgasm over that like 'whateva'. 'Okay but if I win I get YOU!' Trini replies.

'Oh.' Says me and outta the corner of my eye I see Andy's Cock™ Twitching Meaningfully cos he seems to luv the idee of Sandie vs Trini action n I'm NOT just talking the fighting kinds! Oh My G:-oOD! "So how do we do this?" Trini asks.

Actuallies I got no fucking idee but Andy is waving his cock in the air like a skoolkiddie knowing the right answer in class like 'Ooooh miss please miss I knows the answer!' I supposes that as Andy started all this he might as well finish before he finishes himself without either me or Trini touching him again! ;-D So me n Trini stand there hands on hippies, boobies all pert n anticipating what Mister Cock has to says.

'Why don't you both' Andy is all grinny agains 'Whip my arse until I decide whose best. Est?' I look at Trini. Trini looks at me. We both look at Andy. Andy's head swings back n forth tween our nekkid titties. 'Yeh why not?' Trini n me say together. So lemme gets this straight, my cunny has got her thinking cap on which ain't v. often at alls, if we win, my cunny asks my titties who are also Team Sandie, then we get Andy's Cock? Yeh my twin titties reply. YEEE-EEHHH my cunny squeees. But if Team Trini wins, my titties say in stereo, then we get, uh, her cunny. Hey whateva my cunny says, we cunnies gotta sticks together ain't we. My titties just roll their nips in despair n try n forget my cunny exists which ain't the easiest of thangs for a hornee bod to do. I'm SOOOO glad my brain is in charge of this lot. Almost. Well sometimes. Once in a whiles. :-P But whatevas it's kinda win-win-fucking-win for the fucktoy. Lemme give him a big hand there. Right across his rawsum arse tho I supposes he might actually prefer a big handjob insteadies?

I holds the crop n whip behinds my back n ask Trini to choose right or left. Only fairs but I do luv the crop. 'Left' Trini decides. Whip. Oh goodies! I gets the crop! :-D Andy is already on all fours on the duvet pointing his cute arse at us. I'd say this is gonna hurt me than it's gonna hurt Andy but I knows that ain't perxactly true cos I'm sure Trini whips like she fucks but I wanna have Andy n I gotta bestest her at this. :-o

'Andy!' Trini says. 'No peeking. You're not to KNOW who is on which side, right?' There's a muffled 'yeh okay' as Andy buries his head in the pillow so he ain't able to see who is whacking which cheek. Nice to know Trini plays fair. I think. Trini shimmies her titties at me. 'Choose!' I thinks a bit mainly cos 'why?'. 'Right?' Trini leans up on tippytoes n whispers 'change sides'. Oh righty. Clever. I supposes 'left' would have been stay put. Trini stands in the mid of the bed end n tells Andy 'Keep count of which you think is best Andy, left or right. We're going to whack you a few times in turn then you choose a winner. Yes?'

There's another muffled 'yeh okay' from the pillow. Trini nods to me to stand back as we take our whackysmacking positions facing each other, and points to me first then her etceteyada. I suddenly realise Trini is LEFT HANDED so she's gotta as good pos on her side as I has. Ooooh, level up playing field. Mebbe she AIN'T playing fairs! Uh ohs! :-O

Oooooh, has Trinititties tricked Sandie so she gets to whip her cunny back? Has Andy really win-win-winned this round whoeva gets whoeva? What else has Trinititties got in her bag? Can you stand all the excitements?

Watch outies for more in the very near future soons! Mebbe next week.  ;-D

two's cumpany but three's allowed part 2: bestest of three

What has cum befores...

Andy has turned up at Sandie's on Fri Nite with a blonde gal. Oh nos Sandie thinks, Andy's got himselfs another hornee cumslut and she's gonna be dumped! :'-( But guys who forget to call and anniversaries and sending flowers or choccies ain't EVER gonna forget when you say okay mebbe we can have a threesome some time! And cos Sandie had once said yeh (well mebbe mores than once but was thinkings 'ain't really gonna happen' X-P) in the hornee afterbuzzy glow of really rawsum gasms, now Andy is holding her (and her cunny but read part 1 if you wanna knows bout THAT :-o) to that mebbe promise...

So where was we, readers? Oh yeh, this blonde blue-eyed other Sandie whose name is Trinititties, I means TRINITY cos I ain't gonna be calling her what I'd like to call her the BLONDE BITCH n hopings I STILL ain't saying that out louds cos I'm the model of politeness when I needs to be, right? X-P I switch to my fullest profesh dealing-with-awkward-clients mood which is all smiles and 'how can I help you?' while insides you're plannings all kinda murderous shit behinds their back! :-P S'okay we just ups the bill n fuck yehs is Trinitwatties gonna pay! Looks like Miss Sandie will be paying a visit to HER ARSE if she gets her ways! :-D

Anyways Andy has just quickie fingerfucked me on my doorstep (is that a fingie? a quingie? whatevers I'll makes up a name later cos at the mo all my naming is on Triniwhore) and invited her into my lounge while he bends me over (my mood that is not for real at least not yets) and fucks it into cepting a threesum n reminding me that I had said yeh once (alrighties forget it was mebbe mores than once but if you've eva been fucked by Andy you'll almost promises anythangs in the heat of gasm! :-o). Guess that's kinda karma for Miss Sandie. This control freeky thang is getting... outta controls! :-P

Okays to cut a long hornee fuck to a quickie, I says yeh cos Andy is the hornest fucktoy I've had evas n I ain't bout to lose that kinda fucking or gasms no ways! And he fucked my mood real good too! ;-D Cos Andy has the horniestest (yeh two ests! go figures!) way of grinning at me and making me share that grin all over in a grinny gasm or three! Three, yeh seems to be the number of this eve ain't it. Okays luvah I said I would n I'm a gal who keeps her word, well almosts. I'm REALLY gonna have to shut ups when I gasm not that I'm that loud anyways or mebbe the neighbs are just polite bout my screeeeeming the place down! :-o Or phaps they just think I'm very agreeable n all religiouslikes cos I'm always saying 'yeh' n 'gawd' n mebbe a few other not so nice wordies! ;-D But that's besides, okays?

Now I'm not kinda sure how this threesum thang works tho I've read bout it. Does Andy fuck us both, one getting cock the other mouth n mebbe a sharing of hands? Do we both fuck Andy, one sucking the other just letting him have titty fun or what? I don't wanna ask and show myself to be a complete threesum noob cos mebbe Bitchititties has done this LOADS! :-o Did Andy ask her cos he knew she had experience? :-P Fuck she's one up on me alreadys and we ain't even started. I ain't even asked Andy if he has already. Oh sweet fuckikins I am SO outta my depth heres! :-o

I suppose I should get to know Blondislutitty after all we are gonna get very fucking intimates one ways or another! So whens I goes in the lounge and find Trinititties sitting on MY sofa, the sofa Andy n me have fucked on and which is also Lil Andy's choice of fuckplace, I'm trying v.v.v.V.V. hard to smile my bestest profesh smile but please don't fucking ask what I'm thinking cos it ain't pretty AT ALLS! :-O

For onces I ain't even paid any attentions to what Trinitramp is wearing cos being a bit of a fashion whore I usually do with marks outta 10 for style n effort. My semi-slut rock chick cum dom-in-making looks a bit sharpish next to Lil Miss Butter-Aint-Melting with her NATURAL blonde hair THE BITCH and blue baby eyes in a clean white blouse n she AIN'T WEARING A BRA EITHER cos its pretty fucking obv! Her blonde hair looks a halo but HER TRINITITTIES are giving way the fact SHE'S HORNEE TOO n if I have to explains why mebbe you shouldn't be reading this! Is this Andy's pref giving him aways too? Big boobed braless babes busting outta their blouses? Well DUUH-UUH! :-P But my own bitchometer sees she's mebbe just a lil chubbier n heaviers than me mebbe a WHOLE DRESS SIZE chubbier! OH YEH WINNIKINS! ;-D Oh, unless Andy prefers more. Still any excuses for more food n I ain't complainings! She's gotta v. clean n smart skirt like she's just straight from office work and I knows Andy works in offices in smart sharp suits and suddenly I'm thinkings 'this is Sandie scrubbed up for office fucking' with nude stockings n sensible heels. Am I misreading the slut part of cumslut, luvah? Would you really luv cumofficegal whose all slut on the insides but prim proper n mebbe a lil posh on the outsides? I can do that, promises! :-P But I can't just ask here n now but fuck afters are you gonna get your cute n I ain't caring how raw arse interrogated!

The other thang I'd missed was Tittybitch has a rather large shoulder bag like she's planning an overnight. Ooohkaaaays. Now mebbe a hornee threesum ain't such a bad thing spesh if Andy n gasms are involved but I wasn't planning on sharing toothbrushes n towels as wells! :-o I mean REALLY X-O. Trinitwatties stands n gives me a kind girly hug like she's a lifelong BFF or somethang so I has to just let her I mean fuckikins in a few mins she might be doing Andythangs to my cunny or Trinning MY titties! :-o 

Sos I'm still in a kinda daze cos of Andy's quickie fingergasm which I guess is now offish a 'fingie' (pronounced 'fin-gee' with a cock hard 'g'!) even tho it sounds too much like 'thingie' as if I ain't named it! :-S I lead Andy n Twattyknix upstairs to MY bedroom. All Andys welcum but ain't sure bout the plus one if it ain't me! Andy is keenest of alls cos I guess it's his idee which gets me wondering if Mingytitties HIT ON MY ANDY n instead of saying 'oh nos I already has a cumslut thanx cyas' he thoughts 'well she's HAWT n up for it but even tho Sandie n me ain't got commits wouldn't it be HAWTER if I gets both?'. I have SO gotta stop thinking like this! X-P Bum line (kinda like bottom line but nawtier) is he ain't dumped me for Trinititties but cum back to me so that's all good, ain't it? Makes the most of it girlie cos I didn't think I'd like being Miss Sandie but fuck that was hornee beyond the horniest hornee thang Andy n me got up to yet so mebbe this will be too. Or is that three?

Anyways Andy being the keenest is so RIGHT OUTTA HIS CLOTHES in record time it's like they've just vanished off his luvly fit bod into a neat tidy pile on a chair! FUCK UNDRESS TO IMPRESS LUVAH! It's all I can do to get him to throw his clothes ON THE FLOOR and not the bed cos we'll be using it! :-P And Andy's Cock is trying its hardestestest (yeh that's THREE ests cos that's FUCKING HARDER THAN DIAMOND BEING A GAL'S BESTEST FRIEND! :-D WOWSAHS!) and is stiffer n more upwardy pointing than I've eva EVA seen it n believes me gals previous stiffies take some beating n no that ain't a Miss Sandieism tho it might end up that ways! ;-D My cunny has already had a gasm but is wimpering for more cos of how luvly n fit Andy's Cock looks n the rest ain't fucking bad either! :-P Both me n Trinititties are lost in filthee thoughts for a mo, me cos I knows what Andy can do n her cos mebbe she doesn't but wants to! BITCH! Phew ain't thinking I said that outs loud cos her nips are still aiming at Andy n cum to thinks of it so are MINE! FUCK I just remembered I got the open titty leather jerkin on so Twattytits is gonna think I'm a right slapper! FUCK IT she can think what she wants, I got firstest claim on Andy n I'm gonna fight for him! I tear my jacket off n let my titties free! Tittyknix may be chubbier but MY titties WIN cos the leather uncups firm them up into Wonderbra plus without any means of support! And my nips! GO GIRLS!, Bigger, bestester n more suckable even if I do says so myself! Even Trinity's titties look shocked at the competition! If Andy wants tuff titties then HERE THEY IS! Andy's eyes nearly pop outta their sockets which makes my babes prouder firmer n even more tittyfuckable until I notice Twattybitch is now eyeing them up quite a bits too! Fuck, is she bi? Hadn't even considered that! :-O She unbuttons her blouse slowly n just a tad too seductively then lets her braless Trinitittytitties swing free. They wobbles cos she ain't got any firming leather but Andy's Tongue™ is drooling just a lil Too Muchies at them for my comfort! Guess I gotta plays fair n let my titties out n they still do me proud by staying firm when the jerkin cums off. Guess all that jerking they did when Andy cums off for a tittyfuck paid off - I got the fitter titties oh YEH! ;-D

Okays so alls good up tops but what bouts down unders! Now cos Andy luvs my cunny smooth I keeps it waxed shaved or creamed but Blonditwats is just that! She's gotta natural blonde muff, trimmed neatly. I thinks that's a win for my muffless cunny. What do Andy's eyes say? I thinks he ain't seen a natural blonde muff n I gotta fess I ain't seen many but quite a few peroxide muffs so mebbe it's a novelty for him. And agains I'm getting a kinda leer from Trinititties like she'd wanna lick my cunny out n my cunny is going 'no ways bitch!' n my nips just wanna point n laff at that idee. At least I thinks that's what they're doing! If they ain't laffing but tingling then mebbe they likes the idee! :-o I gotta confused bod believes me! X-S

So Bitchiknix (only she ain't wearing any now so it's more Bitchitwats ;-D) n me are down to our holdups. Me black fishnets, her nude sheers. Now I knows Andy LUVS stockings n anything he luvs more is fucking me wearing them so I'm keeping mine on. Trinititties goes to thumb n roll hers off before realising mine are staying for whatever ride is dishing up n looks at Andy who makes a gesture which I guess translates as 'no no keep them on' cos she does. Okays we're on the starting blocks so wheres do we goes from here luvah? An Andywich? Andy filling tween two slices of cumslut? White slice n well I ain't perxactly tanned brown tho my complexsh is darker but I'm ain't wholesome eithers! Fuck I might end up a Sandiewich tween my fucktoy n Trinititties! Hot n cold running bods!

Andy kneels on the bed like the fittie in the mid he's gonna be and beckons to us, one for each arm so we kneel besides him. Yep we're going for an Andywich™ To Make Two Misses Tweenify MyFucktoy. If it makes Andy happy n hard or should that be even more fucking hard than he already is then it makes me happy providing I gets first fuck. Seems only fairs spesh as I gets first call on Andy. We both smooch Andy up n down his fit nekkid bod n for onces me n Trinititties seem to have it alls sorted. I go down Andy's bod kissing licking sucking n nibbling til I can't goes any lower (actually down to Andy's thigh then up his cock n backs down agains but who cares bout detail?) then works my ways up as Trinity cums down the other side. I'm finding this quite hornee as Andy runs his fingers thru our hair guiding our heads to where he'd like til he decides he might just like both of us sucking his cock at the same time. Only he ain't saying til somehows both me n Trinity (fuck I've actually got to calling her real name - is that acceptance or what? :-o ) are eyeing each other from both sides of Andy's very luvly stiff gorgeously gorged cock with his hand clawing our scalps. We both looks at each other a bit more then up at Andy who only shrugs n draws our heads closer to his cock! I ain't gonna be beaten overs this so let my tongue reach out n take a long slow delish lick up it quivering over his throbbing veins n hawt tight skin! After a few centies I stop n peer round at Trinity as if to say 'wanna join me' n there's a quick sistery smile before she does likeswises n we lick up the rest together! 

There's a weird loud moan from Andy™ as both our Tongues Make him Tremble Meaningfully all overs. My mouth leaps onto the tip of Andy's Cock™ just as he shoots his spunk n I catch it on my tongue! Ooooh DELISH LUVAH! I'm pressing my lips hard gainst Andy's Cock™ as I Take More of his cum down my Throat MMMMMM! Soz readers but sucking my fucktoy off mebbe the horniest thang I do n it just SENDS ME on a high! Even tho I'm still hornee cos bjing Andy is just starters for really filthee fucking I gotta lie back n enjoy the taste of Andy's cum as I swallow n lie back on the bed dazed n really blissed out. 

Before I knows it, Trinity's face is over mine n smooching my lips! I've already had Andy™ lick my tonsils tonite now Trinity Matches That Meaningfully! Tongue Meets Tongue Madly! She sucks Andy's spunk from my mouth n swirls it on her lips savouring the flavour of my fucktoy! Now I hadn't considered Andy may wanna see me n Trinity fucking each other while he watches n wanks! I'm still on my back with her face over mine n I can feel her hand reaching down my belly to my cunny. I am SO FUCKING HORNEE after Andy's climax I just wanna feel ANYONE in my cunny to scratch my filthee itch aways! :-o I ain't bargained on it being Trinity tho! :-O What should I do!? :-OOO

Andy, blessikins, cums to the rescue, kinda. He still has his hand in Trinity's blonde hair n I wonder if it was his idee we snowball. :-o But he gently pulls her back n lets me get up. His cock is still pretty hard cos it takes a lotta climaxes to go limp. Letting Trinity go he guides my head to it again for another bj which I ain't gonna complains about. Does he want Trinity to just watch us? Well okays I ain't gonna complains bout solo performances either if it gets her outta the ways for a bit. All the mores Andy for me! :-D

Then I sees Trinity outta the corner of my eye with her bag. Out she pulls what kinda looks like a belt at first n oh fuckikins is she a dom n gonna whack me one cross my nekkid arse!? Andy grips my hair tighter so I'm gagged by his cock. 'Does my cumslut want her cunt filled?' I nod as muchies as I can with my mouth impaled on Andy's Cock n his hands on my head. My eyes try to follow Trinity as she pulls the rest of the belt out n OH MY SWEET FUCKIKINS it's a STRAP-ON! With the biggestest fucking bro to Lil Andy on it! I dunno what's gonna hurt mores, having a belt cross my nekkid arse or THAT in my cunny! Trinity disappears outta my view n the next I knows of her is a buzzy vibe like Lil Andy only it's deeper n louder n ooooOOOOOOOH FUCK it's not just a fucking STRAP-ON BUT A VIBE TOO! A pair of knees twist tween mine n force my legs apart as my cunny is violated by the motherfucker of all vibes n gets thrusted n twisted round as a pair of long nails dig in my arse n claw me! :-O

Now being stretched by Andy's Cock or Lil Andy is really rawsum, I mean you'll all knows (gals that is) that fucking is a kinda pain that you gets to like or luv. Unless guys get a cock up their arse you ain't gonna know what it's like to have someone else's bod inside yours spesh if it's being rammed in! So okays I've got to that pointikins where Andy has rammed me so much my cunny is perm roused n every part is swollen n hornee. Just so you readers know JUST SITTING HERE TYPING this for Andy is making my cunny quiver so muchies n painfully I'm surprised I ain't had several gasms alreadys! So when Trinity starts fucking me with Big Mean Strap-On it's pain again for a bit til my cunny gets wet as I suck Andy's Cock. No tells a lie it's so painful at first I almost bite it off gritting my teeth! But Trinity knows where thangs are n while Andy is an awesum fucktoy who eventually hits all the right bits like he couldn't perxactly miss with that kinda quantity so her fucking might be as forceful but it's more direct n innovative n she finds my g-spot n just beats it into submish! :-O OWWWCHIES! X-O I feels like BIG MEANY STRAP-ON is gonna tear outta my belly like an alien cos she thrusting it so forward n down my clit is getting Trinifucked as well n I thought only Andy could do thats! :-)  

I'm having a lil dilem of my owns cos I wanna bite on Andy's Cock n almost chew it offs! Insteads Andy grips my hair n fucks my lips hard so I'm getting doublyfucked n almost concentinaed. I ain't got long before Andy's filling my mouth agains n it's like powerful painkillers blissing me as he spurts his load down my throat via my tongue! All a suddens the tearing of my cunny in twos by Trinity is kinda nice if still a bit forceful! Fuck she is fitter than she looks! Then her Big Meanest Strappy-On Cunny Punisher rips up the front of my cunny n scratches out that g-spot itch at longs last n I have a vajgasm n clittygasm like nevers before! We're talking washing machine spin loads here! :-O X-O WowSAAAHHHHSKAKAKAKA! Okays I ain't meaning my clitty was spinning tho it might well been but my gasm was racing round n round n round in my cunny like it ain't eva gonna stop! X-P I so wanna grit my teeth I have to on Andy's cock n only hopes that he likes that muchies pain sorry luvah I just gotta GOTTA bite on SOMETHANG! Andy's cock is almost choking me it's so far down my throat as I try n relax there but let my emos bite on the base of his stiff shaft til I think I must be hurtings him! it's a quick but strong nip befores I just open my cum filled mouth, keel overs n lie there twitching tween Andy n Trinity oozing spunk outta my mouth in a passed-out daze of smarting ecstasy...

Oh nos, have Andy and Trinity pushed Sandie over her pleasure limit? Or was it too much pain? :-o Has Sandie gasmed her last? Did Andy spunk her to death? Or was Trinity's Strap-On to blames? Is this the end? Well it is for now, drama queeneroonees!

Watch for the next part soons! Same sexsay internet, same sexsay blog! I dares ya!  ;-D

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Aisling Weaver's Fuck Me Friday: Wire

Soz bout the lateness but I got mailed back bout a job application n was up most of Thurs night and Fri morn sorting my folio of work. Plus Fri night was Andy™ night so I'm writing this in the aftergasmic pains n pleasure out of another fantastico filthinessfest with my fucktoy and my cunny is just telling me what to type in case Aussiescribbler is asking! ;-D 

So all week Andy and I have gone without underwear - I ain't been wearing knix since Sun evening and Andy has gone without boxies. There's been a higher than usual amount of sexting and photo sending and general wireless wank stuff but I said I'd be good which ain't as much a prob as I thought cos by Weds the hornee idee of having no undies was kinda wearing off and even Andy admitted by last night as fun as it was no undies was a lil bit passé. :-(

But there were highlights like getting a good few pics of Andy's Cock™ (totally mine all week and torturously mine last night - yaaay!!! :-D ) that boosted my growing collection of Andy Cock™ Art FTW! Having no knix may be boring now but that fuckable piece of Andy will NEVER EVER make me yawn (well okays mebbe it will after a full night's fucking cos even I ain't super woman and while I wear my fucktoy out with my insatiable horneeness I gotta sleep too). It's a good thang Andy and I don't live together and he usually ain't round when I wakes up cos I get bags under my eyes and have been known to slump at work cos all my energies have been used up fucking Andy. And I knows he has the same prob a bit. We are just horneeness personificationed (yeh that's a real word now cos I fucking say so! :-P ) and filthiness incarnate so whatever. 

Where was I? Oh yeh, my cunny prompts me to type bout Weds night which is actually very early Thurs morn like 2A-fucking-M. I've gone without knix for three whole days and got used to it but in the mid of nite I get a hornee attack. I've been sleeping nekkid cos I know Andy luvs knowing that cos he does too and trying to tire myself out I take him a few pics of me on the sheets (it's been so hot I've thrown the duvet off! :-P ). That ain't working so I scampers downstairs and load the pics from my cam to my comp n mail them to Andy. Sometimes he's hornee in the mid of nite too and txts or mails me depending on where he is. Mebbe he's up too and we can sext each other to sleep with some wireless wanking. But there's no reply and by which time the pain in my cunny for a filthee fucking is getting too much so I have to wake up Lil Andy™ (™ = tickler of muffs).

I don't knows bout the rest of you but when I'm uberhornee (german btw!) my gasms are breathtakingly quick and very intense and I should really trademark them as Andygasms™ (that's twat melting) cos since we've been together they just so blow my mind. I think my cunny has got used to very vigorous fucking and innovative positions and just spur-of-the-mo filthidirtiness and there ain't nothing like a spur-of-the-mo Lil Andy Fuck™ on the sofa. Course even Lil Andy™ knows that everything I do I do for his hornee absent namesake Andy the Bigger and Hornee-est. So I bunch up my cushions and blanket (cos I get v. wet and I don't wanna stain them) and straddle them with Lil Andy™ shoved up my cunny in absototally hands free position so I can play with my nips like I luv Andy too or claw at the sofa pretending it's his chest urging him to just fucking fuck me with all his fucking might as I kegel and squeeze and bounce on Lil Andy™ til his buzzing is making my cunny n clit gasm like no gasm has gasmed before. FUCK! What it loses in a long luvly build up it more than makes up for with cunny crashing power in just a min or less and I know I'm gonna be walking all bandylegged for a while after that fast n furious full-on fuck! That's horneeness payback! :-o

There, says my cunny, then and now as it dictates my typing, that's the bar raised for Big Hornee Andy which it does pretty much every time we fuck. Yeh I sigh and tell my cunny to go put the kettle on cos typing for her is thirsty work. Actually make that coffee cos I'm yawning with all the Andyhorniness™ of his cock pics and Andyfucks™ of last night and I need to go buy a shitload of concealer and foundation to hide the baggies under my eyes and pale complexion sheer sexc slutty exhaustion brings. But I wouldn't have it any other ways. :-D

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Aisling Weaver's Fuck Me Friday: Absorb

Okay readers you've been introed to Lil Andy my vibe but I usually add a lil ™ to his name which is a bit of a joke started when I first wrote sexc stories for Andy a coupla years ago. I would add ™ to my sighs cos I felt they were custom trademarked for how Andy made me feel spesh my *biggest contentest sigh ever™*. Just thought I'd better explain that in case you thought my formatting was kinda wonky and I wanted to give Lil Andy™ his full name cos he got trademarked after Andy in case you ain't guessed already!

Anyways on with the story...

It's gonna be a long night without Andy my fucktoy lover so Lil Andy™ my vibe gets his turn. Long, molded in pink plastic and battery-powered FTW.

I'm hornee wet beyond belief so tantalising trickles from my twat soak the tops of my black stockings as I think bout how to let Lil Andy™ fuck me in the bestest traditions of his nawtee namesake big n hard bro. 

Pile some cushions on the sofa, top them with a blanket I keep in a bag hidden behind it so my roomie doesn't find it cos I don't want to stain anything with my juices and believe me guys n gals I'm juicing-a-plenty under my thong. I peel it off and the thin stretchy crotch plings outta my softly n super sensitive dribbling slit with a twang that makes my twat twitch even more and my clit go all quivery with needs and anticipation.

Don't need any lube cos the lips tween my thighs are slick and slippery enough but I use some anyways as it makes me feel even hornier. S'weird that ain't it? I get fucking wet when hornee but smearing a few fingers full of lube over my cunny and clit make me even more fucking hornee and I get wetter still. OoooOOOooohhHH letting my fingers tease and tickle my cunny and I'm gnawing my lip trying not to let out too loud a moan or sigh cos that feels fucking fantastic. Back gainst the wall I slide down and crouch on top of the piled cushions and turn the Lil Andy™ dial. He gives out a low mean growl in the dark which Andy would be proud of and which gets muffled in my muffless mound as I slip him up inside. Just Lil Andy's™ tip at first, buzzing at my labs and caressing over my clit. Have to fess missing Andy's hawt sticky cum on top of his cock as he pushes in for that first-fuck-feel but hey that's kinda what the lube is for. A sub for Andy's cum so I get the tube and squirt some on my tits like Andy is spunking his load on them. It's cold not hawt like Andy's sizzly sticky squirts but as I settle on Lil Andy™ so he's totally cunny deep my hands are free and I rub the lube over my nips til it warms up n it ain't a bad sub at all. Now I could just get all self-absorbed and think I don't need Andy to gasm myself but he is awesome and never fails to make me come. In fact after a spesh filthee fuckfest a few weeks back my cunny has been so super sensitive I'm almost gasming just by thinking bout him which is karma for me making him spunking his boxies while sexting him while he was shopping. He ain't gonna forgive me for that any time soon! So my self-absorbed pleasure n play is always skewed Andyways cos if wanna gasm Andy is my man. If I wanna have the gasm of all gasms then I'm always thinking of Andy fucking me, gripping my body to his, his big hands under my knees tugging my thighs apart as his cock thrusts and rams in and out and up and down, over and over and over and over...

So I don't have to fantasise much as my hands rubs my pert nips and smears Andy's lube cum over my tits and bounce on Lil Andy™ and punish him the same way I know Andy luvs me to punish his cock by just not giving a fuck how hard I'm squatting on it and letting my cunny do the filthiest dirtiest thangs to him! Press my palm on my belly and squeeze on Lil Andy's™ hard length, rocking over it and rubbing my soft bare mound until my fingernail seeks out my clit, then two, three push its stinging tense needs against that last bit of ridgy hard uncunnied pink plastic.

Lil Andy™ rams up gainst my cunny and my cunny muscles grip him tighter, squeezing him, milking him for a climax I know won't come. No hot sticky loads and no matter how fantasically fast Lil Andy™ is I miss his Big Bro Andy™ and his cum spurting in me as he grunts his jac into me with animal wildness and I just go all wild back at him.

My over-roused hornee frustration doesn't need it this one time cos I know Andy will make up for not being there every time he is. My rippling cunny goes on auto and I'm gasming fast and hard, panting breaths torn from my throat, my lips like my nails tear at Andy's chest when we fuck. Fingers claw at my nips my clit and try and grip the vibe base and massage my labs. I want it all now, every gasm, every climax evry last fucking drop of Andy's cum or lube or what-fucking-ever and I'm gonna get it. My nekkidness burns and I break out in sweat all over as gushes of wetness slurp at Lil Andy™ as he is crushed by my screaming gasm...

I dunno how much time passes til my shaky quaky Richter scale gasm stops. There's only a lone dull zzzzzz in my belly as the gasmic flutterings subside. Tears run down my cheeks and gushes of my juices soak the blanket.

My ever-ready vibe keeps going and my gasm shimmies into another without my help. I'm multigasmic for Lil Andy™ cos like Andy he won't take no for answer but like I ever have to feel like saying no anyways.

But that doesn't matter cos Lil Andy's™ always hard for me, always there for me when Andy ain't around and I wanna get self-absorbed.

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Aisling Weaver's Fuck Me Friday



I mentioned bout introing Andy to Lil Andy my vibe n it kinda has watching so hang on n enjoy the ride. Andy did! Me too lol!




I'd told Andy knows bout Lil Andy n decided he'd not been formally introed. In my room I pull him out of my bedside drawer n wave him in front of Andy.


"Lil Andy says 'hi Big Andy!'" I say gleefully. Even though I've cleaned Lil Andy after my last hornee play he still keeps a fragrant air of my cunny bout him.


"So," says Andy as he pushes me down on the bed, eases my lil black tart of a dress of over my head. Slips my very skimpy lacy thong down my thighs, leaving me in just my hold-ups which he luvs for me to keep on, "How do you use Lil Andy when I'm not round?"


I blush, pouting, "That's private. Tween me n Lil Andy."


"You don't like the idee of both your hawt luvahs being here in bed with you at the same time?


Actually I'd never thought bout it. I've no need for Lil Andy when Andy is round n vicey versay. But the thought of having Andy's cock deep in me at mebbe the same time Lil Andy is buzzing round my clit or nips, or... or... no that would be too greedy wudnt it? Oh fuckit! Let's do it, yeh!


Andy's playing with Lil Andy. No not THAT way you pervs! Just trying to figure how I do myself n twiddling his dial base."Show me... " he growls, "How do you turn him on?"


I take Lil Andy n caress his (yeh course he's a he n not an 'it'!) long pink plastic shaft n find the black base tween my fingertips. Give it a lil twist n Lil Andy buzzes to life. That sound turns me on n I can feel my already wet cos-Andy-is here cunny drooling even more. Andy perches on the corner of my bed n does a slow strippytease as I watch n he watches as I lay back n let Lil Andy buzz his way from nip to nip making them all perky n fuckin sensitive, downmy bod n belly n... Andy stops taking his shorts off to part my knees n give him view my drippy cunny... n then Lil Andy is going down down deeper n down in me. I'm so fucking wet n open i don't even have to push he's just sunk in me like I'm quicksand! Lol hey I'm quicksandie n quickies r us!


Course now Andy is all nekkid n yeh he's all luvly n hard n now he wants in too but Lil Andy's first in the queue matey! You gotta wait your turns!


Leaving Lil Andy in me, Andy guides my hands to my tum n I feel Lil Andy tickle my belly from inside. I'm giving low blissful moans as I lie back n let both Andys fuck me. First he takes Lil Andy out all wet from me n makes his tingling tip tease my titties. Slides him over each nip until they perk up even more like skinny mini-Lil Andys. Lies him tween my boobs n presses them together for a Lil Andy tittyfuck. His vibes make my titties jiggle like two jellies as he thrills n excites them, making me giggle. Then he drags Lil Andy down my tum to my smooth mound n makes him caress my clit. I give lil convulsive gasps as each poke n stroke drives me to absolute horniness. My vaj is already leaky n lusty cravings for both my hard boys. Right now.


Andy doesn't have to be a mind reader to know what I want. It's written all over my 'fuck me now' expression n even more so 'make it ever so filthilee dirtilee hornilee' eyes.


He rolls me on my front n hefts my arse up so I'm on all fours n aims his huge hawt cock in my cunny. Pushes it, pounds it, solid shoves right through me, doggies me as I sigh n scream with each new vigorous ramming. I claw my way up so I'm bracing myself on the bedstead, as Andy grips my waist, slaps my arse, bends his chest to my shoulder blades n fucks me the great granddaddy of all fucks. His knees slide tween mine n slowly with each violent thrust in my cunny eases them apart even more. I steady myself with one arm n reach back finding his hand to guide it round n down my belly until his fingers cup my mound. I part his fingers so he is either side of his cock rubbing my labs as his fucks push me drive me screaming n gasping ever louder towards a godalmighty gasm.


Then Andy brings Lil Andy round with his other hand n I feel the buzzing tear onto the skin of my belly over where my g spot is then on my clit. I'm being fucked n vibed in one. Andy sets up a randy rhythm pulling back as he shoves Lil Andy over my clit n teases my labs then ramming his dick hard in as he caresses Lil Andy away. It's a sexc see-saw of a shug n I can only wonder if Lil Andy's vibes are turning Andy on n bringing him to climax as quickly as I am.


Cos I am. Rapidly racing towards a teeth-juddery body-shaky knee-trembly tummy-churny gasm. I don't even have time to gasp Andy's name. Barely a mo to scream 'yesyesyesfuckingyes!' before both Andys make me cum... make me bite my own arm so I don't screem the whole fucking flat down...


I feel Andy let go releasing hawt burning jizz deep into my cunny until his slap-happy pounding goes all liquid in squelchy sounds round his stiff shaft n my gasm squeezes his cum out tween my labs, trickling down my thighs, soaking my stockings. Andy starts to slow as my rippling cunny milks him of his last spunky spurts but lying pressed gainst my back he keeps Lil Andy at my clit then as his spent raw cock finally drips out of me he pushes Lil Andy in my quivering quim gripping the base n making Lil Andy fuck me again. My cunny is still gasming big-time, waves of mindless sensation rocking up n down inside like torrid tidal waves. I can't think, can't talk as Lil Andy buzzes through me, gate-crashes another gasm into me, as my knees buckle n I collapse on the sheets with Andy on top n Lil Andy still inside...


It's a while before my shattered shugged senses make sense of me cuddled up beside Andy with my head dopily on his chest. Lil Andy, still sticky n scented with my juices, lies on a bed of tissues on Andy's tum.


"Thank you, luvah... " I whisper as I kiss Andy's nips, "Luvahs" I correct myself.


Ain't we an awesome threesome?




So watch this spacefor more sexciness soon, you pervs, lol!