screw with a view

Aisling Weaver's Fuck Me Friday: View

It's getting close to hols season time n I'm thinking somewhere hot beautiful n nekkid. Then I stop thinking of Andy n flick thru the travel brochures n catalogues for cheap cheerful breaks Andy n I can cram in over a weekend here n now thru July n August n mebbe September if the summer weather holds. That's a whole lotta shugs from my snuggle bug thug n I wanna give him a sunny tanny cunny to play making like bunny with back!

"You wanna do what!?" he says, well kinda shouts, when I say I fancy a weekend at a naturist beach. Now that's kinda daring for me cos I'm more curvy than slender n gravity ain't a gal's best friend. Andy luvs my amazing breasts but they have a life of their own (cept when Andy's playing with them!) n yeh they're a bit on the droopy side. Don't mention my arse or thighs please. There I've mentioned them now. I just wanna have a tan all over for once so Andy's fave bits glow (or at least glow more than just hornee or gasmish, y'know?) n my kini lines ain't marking out for him where to go!

Andy goes bright red cos I know me nekkid n hot n covered in glowy perspiration will just make him 24/7 hard. Or mebbe harder cos I know I do that to him pretty much always anyways then I realise he's gonna be walking round showing how fucking hornee he is for all n everyone n I guess I get a bit jealous cos every gal on the beach will see what an amazing fucktoy I have. Fuck I have gotta remember to breath when I type cos I just get carried away with how hornee he makes me. And yeh, luvah, I have got the latest pics of your gorge gorge (that's gorge as in gorgeous n gorge as in gorged) cockie on my screen as I type you filthee fucktoy you! :-P

Course going round nekkid ain't without probs for moi n that's besides my droopy mc-boobies. I make Andy 24/7 hard n he makes me 24/7 wet so no matter how dry the weather the forecast tween my tingling thighs n thru my twat is torrential so if you saw the downpour a few days ago over England that's me on a less hornee day!

Now having Andy walking round in public like a living coat hook which I would luv to hang from thanxsofuckinmuchly is one thang but the other is shugging in public which ain't exactly legal n I know Andy would luv. Me too if I'm honest but then with Andy I'm usually up for it whenever n whereever but I'm not sure I want an audience. It'd be like 'Britain's Got Talent' the sex version n I'm not sure I wanna know what Simon Cowell thinks of mine even if I can make Andy cum in loads! Andy's talent is all mine so no ways! I'll give him his scores but it's always 10+ 10+ 10+ n sometimes even more! He's a real gasm to go guy!

So we compromise n holiday near a naturist beach in Norfolk so I wear a kini n sarong n Andy tries hard (empho def on 'hard' lol) to stop his shorts from being twanged off by his ever-so-fuckin-erect cock which you could hang an entire cloakroom on n I'm gonna join it soon I hopes!

Now beaches ain't known for cover unlike fields of long grass or in a lil nook of trees in a forest so finding somewhere to shug is just a lil bit diff. I decide mebbe we should go 'sunburn-style' (that's secretly shugging in public like the very firstest story I wrote for Andy n you can read at Literotica like here ). So finding a lil sandy cleft tween some rocks (not the other sandie cleft - that cums later! ;-D ) that's kinda mostly hidden, Andy lays a towel down so he don't get sand up his arse (or me for that matter if he decides he's had enough of me cowgirling him - yeh, like that's ever gonna happen lol!) n slips his shorts off. Well tries to cos his cock is now like Lil Andy hard pink plastic stiff n won't do as it's told n his stretchy waistyband keeps getting caught on it! Poor Andy! He's now bright pink again n it ain't from sunburn. Not that kinda sunburn but mebbe the other nawtee story type if we don't get caught! 

After what feels like yonks to a hornee gal n her sexc fucktoy which is prob only a min or so, Andy is lying on his back n I've got a towel wrapped round my waist to hide fact I've stripped my kini off. Okays so my cunny ain't getting any sun but it's so fulla Andy's cock as I straddle him n slowly rock back n forth I'm way past caring. He can tan my insides like he usually does n I get a luvly view down the sunny beach at the same time! Andy has a luvly view of my boobs n droopy is good as I lean forward so he can lick n suck them like i luv him to! Picture postcard phucking! And if you don't like my creative spelling then phuck off! :-P

So Andy my fucktoy luvah this is for you... wanna punish your penis as we phuck cos you're perfect! Mwah!

captain of my cunny

Less of a story and more a fessing up about things...

http://eroticnotebook.co.uk/erotic-writing/captain-wank-wednesday/

Now anyone who knows me well (yeah, the grindy sweaty n downright filthy kinda well!) knows I ain't one much for the sub/dom stuff or tying up 'cept as games. Nothing serious guys but nothing really doing! Well that was before Andy revealed a lil while back he really liked being dominated. And punished. That kinda stuff. Guess two years tween an ex n now changes people. And me enough so I'd at least give it a try cos most if not all thangs Andy suggests turn out to be so fucking hawt I just want more. More. More more more more MORE! And I ain't the begging type either but I usually end up on my knees before Andy not cos I'm a closet sub but cos his dick is just so delish It's my starters, main meal n dessert when I'm hungry for my fucktoy.

Now lovers also know I ain't one for the whole 'owning' thang, cept now Andy wants me to almost shout out from the rooftops I own his cock. Quite fuckin right I do! And if I'm grindily sweatily n downright filthily honest he's the captain of my cunny. Master of my muff. Top gun of my twat! I could go on all day n most of the fuckin night coming up n saying dirty variations on that, if my mouth, lips n tounge weren't busy with his cock but that's another story lol! okays mebbe he ain't total Master or Captain cos Lil Andy my vibe gets to play when Big Andy ain't round but fuck the sentiment is there, right? That's what I tell Andy cos it's fucking true.

So now as I sit here typing (hands are useful during bjs too so you know Andy ain't round at the mo! Gawsh, typing filth n sucking him at same time? Now there's a multi-task to go!) n trying to think of more filthy ways of fucking him, I'm looking at the two pics of his cock he mailed me n which I opened by accident at work cos he didn't title it 'hey here's two pics of my cock cos I KNOW you luv getting them' which is true. But I don't think it would be any kinda defence if I got caught looking at porn during work which I totally do NOT do by saying 'it's actually my lover's cock n that's so alright, isn't it?'. Mebbe not. Hello P45, goodbyes job. Sob.

Where was I? Oh yes, Andy's cock. Figures. Guys might think bout sex every six seconds or so. I think Andy manages it every two or three. Is that a record? Any guy beat that. No, thought not. I can go whole minutes not thinking bout Andy's cock, his own ruthless captain of my cunny, if he's not round n I got deadlines at work but now cos he's MAILED me n FORCED me into opening it at work - I said I wouldn't just in case but I was curious cos he hadn't mailed in yonks (alright two days but it FELT like fucking yonks!) n I'm so sorry boss I didn't mean to have pics of cocks, no matter how luverly erect n hugely hard n so fuckin gorge n delish to look at... you're not listening are you? I bet if you n spesh Andy is reading this is now having a wank which I absolutely don't mind but just take another pic for me lover, send it to where I'll read it (cept mebbe work again okays?), and I'll go find Lil Andy n have a play right long side you while looking at it, if that's okay... captain!

unfeeling

Aisling Weaver's Fuck Me Friday

(kinda change of story telling as i wrote it from lover andy's view)

Andy shoved his cock hard between Sandie's thighs as she knelt on all fours doggie-style and thrust deep hot and hard in her wet hotright cunny and gripped her lovely round arse as he came with animal wildness, grunting his spunk in sticky burning jets that filled her right up. But Sandie didn't say a word. There was just a distant wailing and moaning like an alley cat fighting somewhere outside.

"So, playing hard to gasm, are you?" Andy snarled and worked his huge throbbing cock back to hardness. He twisted Sandie on her back and grabbed her ankles, pulling them high and wide over his shoulders and plunged into her cunny as it brimmed with his cum from so many fucks that night. He was on a roll, fucking Sandie in every position he knew and some he'd made up especially so he pleasure punished her cunny, clit and g spot. He was sure he had even found a few more erogenous zones unique to Sandie and named them 'Andy or A spots'. He was feeling very pleased with himself that night, and rightly so cos, as Sandie often said, he was the horniest, filthiest, dirtiest fucktoy she had ever had, and as far as Andy knew, she was the horniest fuckslut and cumwhore he had ever known and had the pleasure of fucking often, deep, hard and fast with no complaints. In fact, she spurred him on, invented her own filthy ways of fucking, and had even made Andy cum just by texting him filthy suggestions so he spunked his boxers in a shop.

But now Sandie was unusually quiet and unfeeling as Andy gave her a first class fucking... a fuck so powerful and indecent it made hardcore porn movies look tame, and he didn't know why. The wailing cat outside got louder and Andy was tempted to stop fucking Sandie - maybe he had made her so sore with his fucking she was numb with ecstasy - and go look out the window. It was then he realised he couldn't get his cock out of Sandie. Yes, she was good and tight like any decent fuckslut but so full of his spunk he should have slipped right out with no problems. He was stuck fast. He knew his cum was good, thick and sticky but it shouldn't have glued him inside her. Maybe he'd shoved so deep he'd got wedged in her cervix - he was sure he was so long he banged it hard constantly and Sandie never complained. In fact she complimented him on the fact he did it so fucking hornily and gasmically, telling him to ram her harder and even deeper when he did, and then some more, and more, and more more...

The room spun round Andy and he felt giddy, puzzled and worried. What was he going to do?

"Sandie, what are you gonna do?" he asked, over and over when he got no reply. The dim room went dark, pitch black. The wailing cat got louder and louder until it almost deafened him. He seemed trapped in a nightmare where a humongous ravenous pussy was waiting outside to ravaged him and gobble him up, and Sandie was no longer responding to his fucks!

It was then that his eyes flickered open. The early morning sun was glowing orange outside and casting strobing amber highlights over Sandie as she straddled him, fucked him hard with her own special brand of cowgirl moves. Her bounces brought her burning wet cunny down hard and fast over his already hard cock and he felt he was on the verge of cumming already.

"G'morning my horny fucktoy lover." Sandie half-purred half-gasped as her tits swung lower so Andy could suck on her nips. As his lips met them, and he sucked hard on one while massaging the other, Sandie let out a wail like an alley cat and gasmed hard over his dick deep in her. Vicious liquid ripples spasmed and fucked his cock to climax, and Andy felt himself squirt powerfully right up in her already full and leaky dripping cunny. His spunk squelched and slurped over his pubes, and splashed over Sandie's bare mound as she kept grinding her quivering cunny on his dick.

Sandie grasped Andy's wrists and got him to brace the small of her back as she sat up and threw her hand back, long dark reddish hair swirling round in writhing gasmic bliss as she wailed her pleasure in sighing gasps and little loud angel cries that just made Andy want to fuck her again.

He didn't have any choice though. Sandie swung her head back to look at Andy in the eye with that dangerous 'are you gonna fuck me again or what?' expression of filthy unsatisfied lust he knew. The nightmare of her not responding to his fucks had been just that - a nightmare. He had fucked her hard so many times he had just keeled over with exhaustion and dropped off after his last amazing dogging but the viagra he had taken had left him hard even in sleep. Never to let an opportunity of a good fuck go to waste, Sandie had kept on using her Andy fucktoy and wailing her gasms as he slept. SHE was the humongous ravenous pussy of his dreams, and as she brought her real life wet and hungry pussy crashing down hard on his punished penis for an encore fuck of wild intensity, Andy just lie there, hands bracing her open thighs with thumbs meeting on her clit for extra naughtiness, and let Sandie have her wicked way with him...

candid cam

http://eroticnotebook.co.uk/erotic-writing/conference-wank-wednesday/


Sometimes I know when I sext or call Andy he's at work and part of our fun is knowing I'm making him ever so fucking hard and horny when he can't do a thing bout it. Despite him calling me even filthier and dirtier names to stop (yeh right, like that's gonna work!) they just rouse me even more and wanna do filthier and dirtier thangs!

"Don't do that u bitch!" he replies after I sext bout sucking his cock under his desk. Then I sext bout coming to his work and wangling my way in before sneaking him in a cupboard for a quickie shug. "Do I have to spank u, u horny cumslut?" Course now I'm real horny cos I luv him spanking me when we fuck and I even do it myself when playing with Lil Andy just so it's more like him being there.

"What u doing lover?" I text casually. "I'm at work." Andy texts back. Well that ain't no fun. Andy needs some cheering cos work is always dull, ain't it? It's my lunch hour and I pop in the ladies loo deciding he needs some real horniness.

I sext "Wanna watch me play lover?" before switching my moby to cam. I unzip my skirt and slip it off to hang on the door so I'm sitting on the loo in just my thong and hold-up stockings. I unbutton my blouse and start by caressing my nips so they get all hard and perky. I dunno how good my cam work is as I aim my moby for a close-up but there's a ping from it and I read "You fucking whore! Stop that right now!"

I have a grin on my face which I cam Andy before lowering my moby and tugging at my thong so he can see how wet my cunny is under it. I dig my long red nails into the wet slit and use two fingers to ease my labs apart so Andy can see how glistening I am. There's another ping and I read "Don't DO THAT u shag tramp!". I sext back 'Gonna make me fucktoy?' cos I know me calling him that really makes him hard and I wanna see him send me a pic back of his cock knowing I did that to him. To my total disappointment I ain't getting one.

"Guess I'm gonna just have 2 imagine how hard u r lover" I sext back and switch to cam again as I slip my fingers in my cunny and swirl them round a bit before ramming them deep in like Andy's cock. Shame I don't have Lil Andy with me but he ain't the quietest of lovers and the loo echoes like fuck! Yeah I did try it once...

My fingers are all squishy inside me and I get a few pings but keep playing cos Andy's name calling has made me all appetite for a gasm and I'm gonna have one whether or not he likes. Now I've got both feet in the air and my knees bracing me gainst the cubicle walls as I fingerfuck myself hard and bite my lip so I don't scream out cos fuck me it's a real screamer of a gasm and I'm gonna cum right fucking nooooooooooooow...

There's another ping. I have to wait a few mins to catch my breath and hope if there were any others in the loo that I didn't gasp my gasm too hard. I grab some loo paper and wipe my fingers and let my cam watch as I dab round my aching satisfied cunny before reading Andy's texts.

'OK u slut if u wanna play hows bout u hv a real audience?'

There's ain't no pix so I wonder what Andy means. Next text...

'I told u I'm at work & I'm in a meeting so i thought I'd invite them to watch'

Oh sweet fuckikins, is he joking? There's another text...

'Guys watching on laptop & applauding. U should switch to phone 4 requests'

Fuck he ain't joking.

'Yre getting lotsa whistles & cheers u cam whore'

'Shame u finished. But u r so gonna get it nxt time u slut. U might please guys but only i get 2 fuck u. mwah yr fucktoy'

I don't reply but clean up and wash my hands before returning to my desk. Andy always liked the idee of us being watched while fucking and even though that didn't appeal to me it seems like my first conference cam call was a success. And even though I didn't ask for it the fact it turned Andy on & some of his friends is quite a horny thought to keep me going til he gets to give me some real gasms next time.

smelling salts

Aisling weaver's Fuck Me Friday - 'Smell'

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It's the weekend. The lovely end of week, end of work, gone 5pm and don't give a fuck feeling you get when you rush out the office door weekend with a capital 'Weeeeeeeeee'!

And Andy is sick. No not manflu sick even though there's loads round at the mo but end of week tired, friday fatigued and too stressed to shug me on Saturday OR Sunday, don't even think bout both. That ain't right! Def NOT going on, and I'm gonna have to do something real serious bout it!

So I'm round Andy's and he's slumped in his comfy. Don't even wanna snuggle on the sofa with me as we watch a film on TV. Not even porn to get him going. RIP my horny lover Andy! Really Isn't Phucking! So RIP Sandie! Right I'm Prepared! Skirt up, knix off and giving Andy a fanny flash to be proud of. Usually works. Andy just waves me away from the TV. Okays lover, Plan B for Boobies and out come my babes. I even kneel tween his legs and promise his new fun of a tittyfuck til he covers them in cum but no. I give his cock a tweak through his jeans but he's limp and soft. Kiss of life def required down there and I'm eager to do it. Course I'll add the odd lick or three and some sucking won't hurt either, will it?

Andy looks like he's bout to drop off. Nope, I def ain't having that lover! Something's gotta revive my fucktoy for at least one shug before I let him doze. While I try and think of anything real fucking filthy, I plonk my nekkid arse on his shoulder and run my fingers through his hair to massage his scalp cos he likes that.

Andy sniffs the air. "What's that smell?" he looks up at me. I blush cos didn't have time to shower this morning so mebbe I'm a bit stinky. With a resigned look I get up.

"Okay okay I'll go shower myself clean for you." I run my fingernail up his cheek. "Mebbe you'd like to join me and scrub my back?" When actually I mean front as he shugs me gainst the cold tiles holding my knees up as hot water  trickles down us and his hot cum spurts up inside. I get hot and wet just thinking bout it. I can feel my cunny getting liquid, hungry for my Andy.

"No no no!" He holds my arm and pulls me back. Lifts my skirt and sniffs at my bare cunny, all shaved for him cos he likes it that way. He sticks his tongue out and it tickle dribbles up my slit to find my clit, all asleep and snuggled up cos it didn't think Andy was in play. Now he is. My fingers find his hair again and as he sniffs my leaky cunny and drags his hot tongue deeper to taste me, ny nails dig in his scalp and the pain I'm sure makes him hard.

"Mmmmm you have an amazing scent... " Andy drools tween sticking his nose in my slit where my clit is waking to the promise of some hands on randy Andyness tonight and more tongue. I'm standing by his comfy as he grabs my hips and sticks his nose in even deeper. Okays lover we've had some kinky fun but nose fucking is new and just a lil bit odd but hey it's def better than nothing! Andy's nose is cold and hard and while my fave position is doggie I can't shake the idee that Andy is like a dog sniffing at me. I giggle cos giggling is all I can do as he rubs his snout in and out of my slit and jiggles my clit which has got all sore and needy and ain't minding the attention. Each sniff makes his nose vibe like Lil Andy (that's my vibe in case you all didn't know) and each push is hard like a thumb. It ain't long before I have a lil nosegasm and by that time my knees are resting on Andy's chair arms with my legs apart over his mouth so I'm getting the Friday eat out of all time as i claw his scalp for more. And that def ain't to be sniffed at! 

practice makes perfect

http://eroticnotebook.co.uk/erotic-writing/practice-wank-wednesday/


"I'm sure we're outta practice." Sandie sighed as Andy slouched on the sofa beside her. "Yeh, I'm def sure."

"What?" Andy replied. He was slouching cos of fatigue. Tiredness caused by so much shugging, which was their word for shagging or fucking. Shugging all night and when it was poss each day. Lunchtimes out of work. In his car. Sneakily in Sandie's work store. In the loo at McDonalds. Yeah, that last one added quickies to fast food foreplay.

Andy's eyes rolled. "How the fuck can you even think that, Sandie? It's not like we don't shug enough. You're fucking insatiable!"

Sandie's slender fingers were already making short work of Andy's belt and jeans. Pretty much instinctively he lifted his arse up to let her tug them down before he realised.

"What now?" Andy sighed. "Again? After last night?" No wait a minute, they'd had a quick shug before work. Sandie had got dressed and was checking herself on the mirror when Andy had jumped out of bed behind her. Despite her shouts of protest at him creasing her skirt, Andy had bent her over the dresser, pulled her knix to one side, and shoved himself into her cunny. Sandie was wet for him so he knew she didn't mind really. By the time Andy had got his knees inside Sandie's to pin her legs apart so she tottered on her high heels with each thrust of his cock, her cries of protest becomes sighs and moans of orgasm and her thighs were moving in motion with his. Against his. Bringing herself back on his cock as he rammed her cunny faster and deeper until his cum filled her needs. It brought a smile to his face until he realised Sandie remembered too, and her face lit up with knowing he knew she knew.

"Yeh, you were so totally not eager this morn, eh lover?" Sandie already had her hands inside his boxies and were playing with his cock so it got hard. "Besides you weren't round for lunch so you owe me a meal. One of your spesh protein shakes." And with that she poked his cock out of his boxies and made like it was a straw in a McDonalds milk shake. All thick so she had to suck real hard to get at the creamy goodness. 

Between gasps and yelps for mercy, which he knew he wasn't gonna get, Andy tried to speak. "I see... see... aahhh... you practice... mmm, oh fuck... enough at... ooohh god... at..." before his voice failed him and he was only able to pant fast as Sandie sucked him with all her might. 

And if you've ever practiced with a McDonalds milk shake then your bf is gonna get the shakes for real, ain't he?